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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My celebrity traitor predictions: Traitors - James Acaster, Hannah Fry, King Kenny

I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Extinction Rebellion did this a lot more peacefully and the newspapers were frothing at the mouth for months. There is already a lack of vitriol in the coverage this time round. I wonder why... Then again, it is a sequel and so is probably second-rate...😒 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Protesters block roads in Portsmouth after 140 migrants rescued

The government condemns "thuggish behaviour" in the second major anti-migrant protest of the weekend.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Farage's claim of working Parliament 24 hours-a-day until all bills are passed is particularly hysterical given his attendance rate at commons debates.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Headline News: I am delighted to announce my school will be partnering the school down the road. I'm not the head teacher or on the board of governors at my school and the other signatory is just the cleaner at the other school, but you should still be impressed at my brilliant leadership.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Amazing how often Farage security concerns correlate exactly with him getting caught doing something wrong. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6... Farage addresses Reform UK conference after delay due to security concerns - live updates - BBC News

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Farage addresses Reform UK conference after delay due to security concerns - live updates

Reform's head of policy and Nigel Farage's senior aide stepped down on Friday following an undercover news report on party donations.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just updating my list of Far-right thug beliefs: Christian behaviour: - intimidating members of the christian clergy - definitely not loving thy neighbour despite what the bible says Un-christian behaviour: *checks notes* - bell-ringing

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Farage: I won't attend the count to be embarassed. Nige- the good ship HMS Farage-Has-Embarassed-Himself set sail the moment you resigned and renominated yourself without realising the investigation was going to continue if you got re-elected. Since then that ship has hit an iceberg.

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Captain Jack Sparrow on Boat

ALT: Captain Jack Sparrow on Boat

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Apologies for the humble brag but solving a clue instantly is simultaneously enthralling and deeply unsatisfying. Minute Cryptic - 12 August, 2026 "Wedding band starts to rap... It's not good!" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints. Time: 5s. www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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Minute Cryptic

Minute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'll be honest, parading a victory of 75% of the vote when you don't have any real opposition and people can choose not to vote is not the great victory some seem to think it is.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Reform - so patriotic that they don't know the full version of the pateiotic song they insisted everyone else should sing... and then tried to cut off those who did. True patriots there. thedailybritain.co.uk/reform-kent-...

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Reform ordered Kent councillors to sing the national anthem. The Greens found a very funny loophole

Reform ordered Kent council meetings to end with God Save the King, only for Green councillors to arrive with all six verses and exploit an obvious loophole.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

According to this, schools are being given the responsibility of clairvoyancy because "all the signs are there". In my experience, predicting PEET is as much to do with parental attitude as the individual child. Perhaps this might be a better place to start. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

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Primary schools to be told to identify children at risk of future unemployment

Exclusive: Neet crisis review to call for teachers to be asked to spot those at risk of leaving education jobless at 16

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sorry... the accused had a support dog and a balaclava; Andrew has experience in the military and a (presumably armed) security detail, but he was the one who felt scared... Right... BBC News - Former duke chased by alleged stalker, court hears www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor chased by stalker, court hears

Alex Jenkinson, 39, is accused of causing the former duke to "fear unlawful violence" as he walked his dogs.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

With the annual "teachers shouldn't have long paid summer holidays", I still await with interest for the day when a politician tries to make it policy and then is suprised when the entire sector collapses like a knockoff Ikea bookcase built by a man who ignored the instructions...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How to rile people up online: 1. Post a picture, usually of muslims but not necessarily. 2. Add an inflammatory and clear bo***cks caption with "News" at the front eg. "News: Teacher fired for being christian". 3. Watch the "think for yourself" brigade demonstrate how not to think for yourself.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

But apparently he has a phone that he can use to complain about it so... swings and roundabouts.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I can categorically say that Facist Frank, who can barely spell his own name, has not in fact read Mein Kampf, regardless of how often he recommends it to others.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I'm sure a government that tells you what to think and what history to tell would never have nefarious intent... BBC News - Trump orders Smithsonian to post warnings about 'inaccurate' US history www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Trump orders Smithsonian to post warnings about 'inaccurate' US history

The Trump administration has often accused the world's largest research museum of harbouring an anti-American bias.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I have just spent the last ten minutes trying to learn how to finger whistle. I haven't made a sound but I'm pretty sure I've hallucinated a blue squirrel... so that's somrthing.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This discussion between a reform canvasser and a Clacton resident is very revealing. The canvasser keeps trying to talk about Labour and the Conservatives who aren't even standing in the election! Just reveals the complete lack of substance to his campaign. www.facebook.com/share/v/193R...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Interestingly, one can neither reply to nor quote this post; the gates of debates are closed...ates. Not the most promising of starts but I'm willing to be proven spectacularly wrong @lucympowell.bsky.social

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm taking everything about the Ann Widdecombe case at face value but that doesn't mean I stop being intellectually curious. One question springs to mind: Why did she have a security camera in her own kitchen? Is this a normal thing for people to do that has just passed me by?

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There is a clear, documented trail of Russian interference in the promotion of right wing ideologies on social media, but please go on telling everyone how right wingers are the true patriots...🙄

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Teacher’s Manual @unofficialoa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This is the 8th education secretary we’ve had since 2020. Seriously though- do we even need one? Personally, I think schools need to spend some time being single for a bit before we jump straight into another toxic relationship. #edutwitter

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sorry, can someone explain this to me like I'm an idiot... How can someone, who brought a kitchen knife into school, waited until a teacher was alone and then stabbed her in the head, not be guilty of attempted murder exactly? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Milford Haven pupil, 16, not guilty of trying to murder teacher

History teacher Vicki Williams was stabbed in her classroom at Milford Haven Comprehensive School.

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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026

We have a new Prime Minister

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Listening to Andy Burnham's arrival at 10 Downing Street on @lbc.co.uk it strikes me that there is louder cheering for this than every single England try against Argentina on Saturday...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

An Argentina team who showed up to a rugby game wearing a deliberately rage-baiting kit accuse England of disrespect for... *checks notes* ... celebrating winning the game. BBC News - Argentina coach accuses England of lack of respect www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

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Nations Championship: Argentina coach Felipe Contepomi accuses England of 'lack of respect'

Argentina heach coach Felipe Contepomi walks out of his news conference after the 31-24 defeat by England in the Nations Championship.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A quick list of socialist ideas that Reform voters definitely don't ever benefit from and opt out of because they wouldn't want to benefit from anything from those lefty scum. NHS Police Service Fire Brigade Libraries State Education Garbage collection

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The last day of the year when the teacher who is leaving refuses to get of the stage and let everyone go home.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A candidate boasting 'vast experience as a financial investigator' on a leaflet containing Nigel Farage is unintentionally hilarious.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

David Campbell Bannerman bounces between political parties so often that it's a wonder he doesn't identify as a ping-pong ball. It has nothing to do with principles and everything to do with who he thinks is going to win.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

At this point, can we just crown England as World Cup winners as a punishment for wasting football fans' time on this drivel...?

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Farage really needs to keep on top of the lies he's telling... open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...

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Farage just lied about his ‘Posh George’ gifts

And I can prove it...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Are there any English Teachers out there that have used AI for successfully and effectively marking student work? I'm researching an article and would love to hear anyone's positive experience of this. #edusky #teamenglish #ukedchat

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Randomly selected screen shot of Sarah Pochin, Reform MP, when talking about Starmer's house being fire bombed. Definitely not enjoing herself. Definitely outraged about the attack on the PM. The other screen shots are not much better...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"And the crowd goes mild!" 🤣🤣🤣 #ArgvEng

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Argentinian players trying out new careers as necklaces it would seem... #ArgvEng

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

People who literally claimed the 1970s were a better time when the discussion was about Brexit, are now complaining that Burnham will drag us back to 70s. They don't even know what they want anymore.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

End of the school year done. Does anyone else feel down at this time of year? I think it's a mixture of genuinely missing the kids and a lack of clear purpose for the next 6 weeks...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Dear President Trump, Since you're a fan of Argentina's claim of sovereignty over the Falklands, the rest of us are wondering when you will be returning the lands of the US to the indigenous tribes. I know most of your people don't want that but you don't seem to think that matters so... yeh...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Journalists, please stop letting politicians bat away scrutiny of what are clearly lies by saying "I don't evidence to hand." Point out that they clearly aren't a serious poitician if they want to lead the country but can't prepare for the most basic and obvious level of scrutiny in interviews

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This has got to stop. When a school inspection becomes a question of survival, the people at the top have to ask what the point is. Should an inspection be about destroying morale and confidence, or providing genuine support? www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

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Tragic death of 'determined' teacher 'under stress ahead of Ofsted inspection'

'What is very clear is that to be a teacher in this day and age is a really tough job'

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A Reform council voted to destroy an area of ancient woodland... Because they *checks notes* care about British heritage...

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Teachers get paid well, have 13 weeks holiday, have gold-plated pensions, work 9-3 days, and the work is easy... Remind me, again, why you're not all clamouring to do our easy, well-paid, holiday-centred job.

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I, Teacher @i-teacher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Um, is that a mason's handshake? How very anti-establishment of him...

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