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chell.cv Avid avoider of most social media. However, there are some gems out there and for them and the geniuses who create them, I am forever grateful.

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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
fucking atrocious. Now I feel guilty - been away from Bluesky for ages and then come back just to complain. There you have it.
Banner across NIH article that reads "Because of a lapse in Government funding, the information on this website may not be up to date, transactions submitted via the website may not be processed, and the agency may not be able to respond to inquiries until appropriations are enacted.

The NIH Clinical Center (the research hospital of NIH) is open. For more details about its operating status, please visit cc.nih.gov.

Updates regarding Government operating status and resumption of normal operations can be found at OPM.gov."
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Protest sign, red block letters on white: No Kings, No Masters, surrounded by peoples' legs, (shooting from the hip).
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My 11 year old created this last week. And yeah, I kinda feel like this sometimes. 😂
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social and other Mushroom Homies™, found these little dudes at my local Paper Source yesterday. 🍄 They look a mite stoned, no? And so happy. I love them. 😭 (ty, blablakids.com - it seems you made these.)
super cute hand-knit mushroom finger puppets
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My latest portrait, courtesy of my kid. (I esp. appreciate the nose nubbin and somewhat intense, crazy eyes - really captures me.)
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
buymeacoffee.com/ifhj 👇 says it all.
buymeacoffee.com
I fucking hate Jira is giving a voice to the victims of the Agile project management tool.
Welcome to the tavern.We're all victims of our respective Point-Haired Bosses. We've all had to file our TPS reports through Jira.Send over a beer to help a brother cope.Share your Jira opinion in tha
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mall somewhere in Grapevine, TX; the shop is called "Asian Living". The red symbols on the swords are Thundercats but backwards. What kind of Asian would I be if I didn't grab one?
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Data ain't shit but 0s and 1s.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Woohoo! Thank you, @lukelukeluke.bsky.social. my kid picked this out, and now we're fighting over while gets to hang it. Pls extend our thanks to your dad too!
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Och! Had me at "assessing risk" 🥺🫀 arstechnica.com/science/2021...
arstechnica.com
Spiders are much smarter than you think
Researchers are discovering surprising capabilities among a group of itsy-bitsy arachnids.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
emojikitchen.dev is the 2nd most fun thing I've done all week.
emojikitchen.dev
Emoji Kitchen - Browse Google's unique emoji combinations
Unique illustrations of combined emoji, cooked up in Google's Emoji Kitchen, and comprehensively available on the web
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My kid told me his school doesn't like me coz I haven't been active in PTA since 2nd grade. Joke's on him! I noped out after Kindergarten.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Carefree slice #BlueMonday
My kid and his buds splashing in the ocean years ago, under a blue sky. No cares in the world.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Wendigo at a Bar - my kid's latest. My favourite part: "BEER! Makes u see double and feel single."
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Aging is a motherfucker. These prunes best kick in soon.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
read.cv/a-new-chapter Per usu, I was early browser, late adopter! Loved it. Grateful my .cv domain lives on, such as it is. Really gotta do something with that. Fuk'n January; hits keep coming. 💔 it's ok. Got whisky, Spotify, mushroom homies. /shake it off also, wtf is Perplexity now? AI. yay.
read.cv
A new chapter
Read.cv is winding down, joining Perplexity.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For 5 minutes today, I'm not gonna worry about a thing. soundcloud.com/bob-marley-t... #bluemonday
soundcloud.com
BOB Marley don't worry about a thing
Listen to BOB Marley don't worry about a thing by Katie Crain #np on #SoundCloud
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My 11 year old, upon ushering his friends through our front door, "Gentlemen! We have arrived at home base. We have eluded the zombies!" They're also drinking boba. They live in a cool world.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Deleted Uber account, uninstalled app. Feels good. Apparently, I'd taken a bijillion rides. 🤦‍♂️
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Do not fret, fact checking is still a thing. 🧵 www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
IFCN Code Of principles
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Once again, I am held together by KT tape & false hope. 🙏 P.S. Portable TENS is also the shit.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
www.muniroutle.com Hah. I totally missed today's. Good ol Muni.
muniroutle.com
Muni Routle
Test your knowledge of SF Muni routes daily.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Along the 101 northbound, stormy skies + roadside fruit.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My kid was singing, "PAPA, CAN YOU HEEAAR MEEE?" while building this snowman. Ty, Deadpool - we're huge fans. 🤘
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Books is what's up. For those times you absolutely need to get a book online: refer.bookshop.org/chellmendiola - have 20% off your order. And support your local book sellers while doing so! 📚 ♥️ Oh, happy holidays too. Cripes. December already.
refer.bookshop.org
Refer-A-Friend Friend
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
smupid
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Hello all two of my followers and Internet Randoms! If you're in SF, CA, Flora Grubb nursery is having a special on gift certificates: www.floragrubb.com/gift-certifi.... Please help my favourite nursery stay in business! It's a freaking wonderland. If you haven't been, I highly recommend. ♥️
floragrubb.com
Flora Grubb Gardens Gift Certificates. The perfect gift for anyone who love to garden. — Flora Grubb Gardens
Our Gift Certificates come in a variety of amounts and never expire. Gift Certificates of $100 or more come with our limited edition gardener’s bandanna. Flora Grubb Gift Certificates are redeemable a...
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Losing my mind over lost sketchbook, which came back with me from Germany. I randomly googled "lost my sketchbook" and found this substack: Still Life; I esp. like his Notes: aaraalto.substack.com/notes. WHERE IS MY GODDAMN SKETCHBOOK?? shit.
aaraalto.substack.com
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thanksgiving is a weird U.S. holiday. So much unsaid. Here's my kid's latest wall art. He is thankful for scotch tape and Marvel.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I needed book ideas for a philosophy book club. Enter Five Books: fivebooks.com. Now I’m OBSESSED.
Five Books membership card. Visit patreon.com/fivebooks.
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Chell-O Shot @i-dont-get-it.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Welp, after receiving umpteenth "Please post this?" message from a colleague, I logged on to LI after forgetting about it for a few weeks to months. Lo, I be "temporarily restricted!" Possibly because I only accept connections from people I know and only follow one person, LeVar Burton.
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