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Cool guy mcgee

@hyzenthlay01.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of fancy teacups and proud owner of a plastic lobster

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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I never understood the phrase: old habits die hard. What do old habits have to do with 1988 Christmas film die hard featuring bruce willis
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Why did the irish only eat potatoes for so long? Just let them eat cake?????
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I feel like the concept of the manga black jack by osamu tezuka get’s infinitely better when you switch his profession. “My god these are the best mcnuggets i’ve ever had!!” “That will be ten billion dollars.”
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“Gugure! Kokkuri-san” is anime “2 and a half men”.
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why do so many shojo series start with the protagonist destitute
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I wish they made a show for game jams but the vibe was almost exactly the same as the great British bake off
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I watched a christmas story. It would have been a better movie is the narrator inside the kids head was light yagami, thats all i’m sayin
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry christmas
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, brotherhood, 2010, 2011, 2012… Why do we do years like this?
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Everytime i watch a Guillermo del Toro movie i always think “wow it’s so beautiful and old timey” then i remember he made pacific rim
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The only version of a study in scarlet to keep the mormon ninja subplot is the russian tv version from the 80s. Thank you soviet russia. This was the communist revolution’s main purpose!!!
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The problem with learning russian as opposed to something like japanese. Is that the resources are strange. For example instead of doraimon you have the peoples cartoon network’s little lenin
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m too tired to cook most days so i’m tempted to create a Wallace and gromit ass invention that creates the perfect ramen when i pull a lever
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Why don’t cinemas have a day pass so people pay more just to movie hop
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Fun fact: the reason lots of companies do well is because they have been enchanted with fortune 500
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Isn’t it crazy that yugi gets one pack of cards and never updates it. It still somehow can beat seto kaiba and his infinite wealth and it doesn’t even have exodia anymore
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I think they put new york times best seller on any book now. I bought don quixote and it has it. Last time i checked it was made before the new york times had best sellers
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
For sale Baby jordans Never worn
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Everything is better with soy sauce
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Why does starwars have jails when they can freeze people in carbonite. Just do that to everyone????? What are the Jedi gonna do “un freeze themselves”
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Today i thought to myself, “when is guy fawkes night?” Then i immediately felt so dumb for even having the thought. I did not remember remember the 5th of november
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I’m not racist but, if your 3 feet tall, are ginger, wear green clothes and have a pot of gold you deserve to die
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I just tried rednote and wow… i have never related to brave new world more in my life. My brain cells were constantly committing seppuku. I scrolled for maybe 2 hours and liked nothing. I’m so glad i never installed tiktok and now never will
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I’ve been reading atomic hanits and brave new world revisted… which is a killer combo, one is teaching me some good habits and the other is teaching me that if i stress myself out enough i can imprint those good habits forever
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Polyester and Polyurethane from new panty and stocking with garterbelt, why is my code not working? “Define” “Define” “Define🎶”
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
One piece Two piece Red piece Blue piece
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luffy from one piece is wearing a straw hat with a red band
ALT: luffy from one piece is wearing a straw hat with a red band
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
With the new gen z government in nepal theres a non zero chance the flag will be replaced with one piece permanently
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I like that all stretchy guys fit into two catagories: genius, idiot Mr fantastic and elongated man, genius Plastic man and luffy, idiot
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Had to do introductions today and the question was: who is your hero? Everyone gave one of these answers: My mom, my dad, tony stark I may need to kill some people in my class
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
My grand goal in life is too live like diogenes and only have one bowl in my kitchen
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Can we bring back anime intros ending with a still frame with some guitar in the background.
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The muppets would be better if kermit was replaced by sgt frog
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My new pc is so high spec that guilty gear is faster and more responsive. I feel like when amuro developed newtype powers and needed a new Gundam to compensate
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I’ve been enjoying attack on titan recently
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Payment processors, stop messing with valve! Everytime this happens valve makes a better version of the service and i don’t want to start paying for tacos in with the steam card
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
They should make cars like this again
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The 5 shapes of chicken nugget as of 20XX: stegosaurus, drumstick, Mandelbrot set and triceratops
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Imagine a lawsuit in the world of beyblade
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
If the ten commandments are required in every school then the 36 strategems should be next to them. Every american child should be able to: kill with a borrowed knife, wait in leisure while the enemy labours and of course 借屍還魂
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
1984 here i come!!!
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
1: I always try to look on the bright side for things 2: i don’t want to give my ID to companies no matter what 3: i am severely addicted to youtube I think this new uk law might be beneficial to me and me alone
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I wish they took the time limit off of youtube shorts so that i can be 2 hours into a video called “the dynamic history of concrete” and i will think to myself “wow this short is longer than i thought” Then rewatch it 12 more times
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Which really sucks because i really enjoyed the first half but apparently the second half was a really really really really really long and bad single arc. Like the art was stellar but the story was so terrible.
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Today i learned kaiju no 8 ended. And i don’t know how nothing happened between me dropping the series last year at chapter 100 and the series ending at 129. I read the last chapter with a vague assumption that 9 is dead now and i enjoyed it way more than 128 where shonen “things” happen.
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Call me unhinged, but I just ordered six books on minimalism.
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If the upside down cross is the anti christ, then is France the half evil Netherlands?
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Guess thats my name now
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I think the 3 for 2 manga deal at forbidden planet only exists so that its possible (if your buying 3 in 1 volumes) for someone to own all of one piece (theoretically)
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Cool guy mcgee @hyzenthlay01.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Planning a trip for the summer? Come to Vancouver! Have you ever wanted to visit seattle because you see it in movies? Visit Vancouver! What about citys from any comic book movie that isn’t in new york? Vancouver! Book tickets today
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/07/2025
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