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@hyrulean.bsky.social
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Proud geordie, lefty, barely sufferable, dendrophile. He/him

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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never get bored of getting a train over water.
A view from our train crossing the bay south of Dundee
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well it's an original Chinese take away name, I'll give it that.
Signage for a business that isn't a Chinese take away, but should be, called MSG Events
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spooky season commences!
The BBFC title screen for Resident Evil at the cinema
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love bath bombs, me
A photo of my legs and god awful feet extending out across the backdrop of a bath filled with green sparkly water
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After moving my high maintenance little bitch of a coffee plant, and misting it each morning, it's not only stopped dropping it leaves and started growing it's biggest, fanciest leaves ever. It's finally fruited! Geordie coffee anyone?
A closeup of my chonky little coffee bean on the branchA world map showing the coffee bean belt, hoghlifhting central and southern America, Africa, Indonesia, and Northern Australia. Then I've added a little "grown here" and an arrow pointing to Newcastle, way outside the coffee bean belt at 55° North.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am nothing if not just and kind.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Had to stop in on our way past
A photo of the Rosebud Motel from Schitts CreekA photo of me pointing at the Rosebud Motel from Schitts Creek, like a moron
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The end result, and I LOVE IT
A plain white square birthday card, with a light blue birthday candle attached, and a stainless steel light sabre hilt attached to the bottom, turning the candle into a light saber blade.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
As custom card ideas go, I think this one for my star wars fan cousin is a new high
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could that I didn't stop to think if I should
A beef hula hoop acting like a big chunky bracelet around a... wrist and hand made of cheese
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sandwich of kings. My bouche is amused. Cheddar either side of a beef hula hoop ✨
A photo of a tiny little beef hula hoop sandwich, with a single hula hoop, and the bread of the sandwich is in fact cheddar. It's cheese and hula hoop.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dedenne Just called me a faggot
A screenshot of pokopia where, when initiating conversation with Dedenne it says, "So THAT'S how fast you can walk, eh Ditto? Hehehe, iiinteresting..."
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Excellent. Not too hot, not too cold, all you'll need is a light jacket.
A screenshot of the BBC weather app showing a sunny 15°c day
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My first creation experimenting with metal and the new UV laser machine. Went with some brass #Cactuar to add to my Christmas #anglaspel candle spinner decoration thingy #FinalFantasy
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Travelling on LNER in the 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓯𝔂 seats of yore
A photo of the old leather seats in first class on LNER, on one of the old trains they used to run.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The things I do for friends 🙄
The entry sign for Warhammer World
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why are men allowed gender affirming care without complaints? They're too fragile to call it HRT 😂
Adverts on the tube promoting testosterone replacement therapy for men. With a url that calls it TRT not HRT
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My fortune cookie has taken an unexpected turn toward Yorkshire
A fortune cookie fortune which reads, "If you look in the right t places, you can find some good offerings"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We'll 'ave none of yer fancy stuff round' ere, we're in Yawkshire 😤 It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
A close up photo of a pub menu in Yorkshire. Under the Light Bites section we're focusing on the first option, "Mucky Chips".
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
OK, Pelaw slightly redeeming itself here
A handwritten sticker on a lamp post saying "Eat the rich"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The gammony retards of Pelaw are doing our job for us, really highlighting how dumb they really are. Cant even put a flag up the right way round. (nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
A photo of a street corner in Pelaw, with the metro sign visible, a lamp post behind it and an England flag attached to it. It has the word "ENGLAND" across the middle of it,but they've attached it upside down.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Someone saying that sharks don't now beans on toast exists has reminded me that when in florida a lady discovered we were from the UK and the only thing she wanted clarified was whether beans on toast was real.
A photo do a great white shark, and a photo of beans on toast
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to me 😊
A little cupcake with white piped frosting, complete with a cocktail umbrella and Disney sprinkles as we celebrate Polynesian style
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
UK 2025
A bunch of knuckle draggers congregating in London.Ripley saying we should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Font is important
A tray of chewing gum with a price sign attached saying "Gum" with an unfortunately designed G. Looks like a C.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Looks like it's still standing to me. Maybe it's dependency on capitalism to run important national infrastructure which is collapsing instead.
Screenshot of a BBC news article with the title "UK's third-largest steelworks collapses into government control", and a photo of a steelworks, still very much standing
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Fondly remembered from when I was a kid, before I realised ACAB. Still, helped me learn about the dangers of corporate greed.
A photo of the cover of the PlayStation game G Police
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Rainy, stormy day here up north. So we're in need of some cosy vibes this Monday morning.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Old meets new
My old K2SO figure standing with my newly built lego K2SO
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Spending Sunday evening building my favourite star wars character 😊
A photo of a partially built lego figure of K2SO from star wars
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Thank you Ouseburn for giving me the validation I need
A photo of a graffiti mural of two cutesy cartoon thingies, with the text "be cringe" across the top.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
D'you know what can fuck right off? Nobody told me that if I grow my hair longer, it'll grow directly into your ear holes like a hairy wet willy.
A photo of my longer hair, somehow perfectly growing itself into my ear even though it didn't ask permission
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That's a first, theydies and gentlethems!
My BMI results finally entering the top end of the healthy category for the first time in a long time!
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We did it! Products all made, stall all set up, let's be having you Hebburn Pride!
A photo of our pride stall, with our table and shelves all set up with various productsA photo of our pride stall shelves with pin badges, Hebburn map signs, coasters and embroidered patchesA photo of our pride table with some very artsy LED lamps, magnets, and some mini protest signs Another photo of our pride table, this time with a focus on some leaflets to engage people to write to their MP to lobby for trans rights
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Me hearing people are flirting with the idea of a wealth tax
A photo of cilla black on Blind Date, arms open ready to make a happy couple, tongue cheekily poking out, sporting a massive stiffy for the idea of a wealth tax. A screenshot of a news article where "Starmer reiterates tax pledges at PMQs as Badenoch accuses him of "flirting with wealth tax"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I assume this app is now taking the piss
The app shows a video of someone signing something, I have to answer. I answered that the meaning was, "Are you hungry?". Incorrect. Apparently it's, "I assume you are hungry?"
Cos that's wildly different in meaning.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I hate programming like this. Trust me, as an English speaker for 40 years, "What you doing" is perfectly valid. Especially when the BSL doesn't include the word "are"!
A screenshot of an app I'm using to learn British sign language, where the video is showing someone signing "You doing what?" and I said the meaning was, "What you doing?" and it tells me I'm wrong for not saying, "What are you doing?".
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It's giving yuriko
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Yup, that's a nice pull, I'll take that 🤩
A pokemon TCGP screenshot, showing a set of cards I've just got. Shiny blastoise ex, shiny exeggute, lunala ex, a fancy morelul, and shiny gengar ex. All new to my deck.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Never again, if I want to live
A 1.5Kg tin of peanut butter pretzel bites, with about a quarter left.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Something dark and terrible happened here to force someone into such a ruinous decision
A full tray of chips and gravy, abandoned
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The York pride breakfast this morning was giving Bangarang Ruffeo
A photo of rainbow bagels (unfortunately not toasted) with philly
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Don't you open that trap door! Cos I'm having a pint
A photo of the floor that my stool is on, and it sits above doors that could open at any mo....
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Having a clear out, and found these two. How's this for a twink death?
Two photos of me. One from maybe 2008 and then maybe 2014 or 2015. So both quite old, to be fair!
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
These BBC Ghouls will notify the entire country when some whites die, but no such effort is shown when more than double die in just one day in Gaza. Fucking sickening.
BBC news article notification saying "At least 25 people have died and dozens are injured after tornadoes swept through Kentucky and Missouri"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Never seen it, heard it's the best film ever, looking forward to a really sensible night!
At the cinema to see The Room, with special guest, Greg Sestero, live.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Post a robot not from starwars or transformers Since TikTok was already taken:
A photo of Johnny 5 from the short circuit movie
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Describe yourself with a building
The Ajax steel mill from the simosons. The gay steel mill basically. Hot stuff! Coming through!
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