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@hyrulean.bsky.social
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Proud geordie, lefty, barely sufferable, dendrophile. He/him

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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never get bored of getting a train over water.
A view from our train crossing the bay south of Dundee
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well it's an original Chinese take away name, I'll give it that.
Signage for a business that isn't a Chinese take away, but should be, called MSG Events
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spooky season commences!
The BBFC title screen for Resident Evil at the cinema
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love bath bombs, me
A photo of my legs and god awful feet extending out across the backdrop of a bath filled with green sparkly water
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So frustrating to see another trans debate on BBC, with no trans people present, but instead they've got a spectator mouth there who doesn't even understand the nuances of the situation. Plenty of room for problematic idiots, zero room for the most important voices.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After moving my high maintenance little bitch of a coffee plant, and misting it each morning, it's not only stopped dropping it leaves and started growing it's biggest, fanciest leaves ever. It's finally fruited! Geordie coffee anyone?
A closeup of my chonky little coffee bean on the branchA world map showing the coffee bean belt, hoghlifhting central and southern America, Africa, Indonesia, and Northern Australia. Then I've added a little "grown here" and an arrow pointing to Newcastle, way outside the coffee bean belt at 55° North.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Immediately thought we were getting nuked. Stood up and was like, "WELP!!"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am nothing if not just and kind.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.merriam-webster.com/time-travele... My 5 words that are me: Cyberspace Flip off Gaydar Imposter syndrome WYSIWYG
merriam-webster.com
Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 1982
See which words were first recorded in 1982. Or search for other words by the year when they were first used.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Trying magic the gathering arena. Why do nerdy hobbies completely eschew a well designed onboarding experience? I'm sure they're making a lot of money, but imagine how much more if they just.. did things well. Like just basic QA and user journeys, this isn't rocket science.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
James just referred to himself as "The huskier gent, y'know, the begutted". ⭐ for that new word
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just joked about a 40s and 50s singles mixer event at a local bar that is typically full of the older crowd, and then after joking I realised I'm in that demographic and now I'm going to lie down. Because I'm old and tired.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fajitas are big enough to be considered a meal category in their own right, whereas tacos are small and varied enough to be considered a picky tea. Prove me wrong.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Had to stop in on our way past
A photo of the Rosebud Motel from Schitts CreekA photo of me pointing at the Rosebud Motel from Schitts Creek, like a moron
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
As custom card ideas go, I think this one for my star wars fan cousin is a new high
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sandwich of kings. My bouche is amused. Cheddar either side of a beef hula hoop ✨
A photo of a tiny little beef hula hoop sandwich, with a single hula hoop, and the bread of the sandwich is in fact cheddar. It's cheese and hula hoop.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dedenne Just called me a faggot
A screenshot of pokopia where, when initiating conversation with Dedenne it says, "So THAT'S how fast you can walk, eh Ditto? Hehehe, iiinteresting..."
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Checking the weather on Saturday....
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Friends fear his mental state as he's playing Baldur's Gate 3 again, but he's totally fine honest.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 08/04/2026
#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
After just happening upon yet another video of IOF gunning down a defenseless child, when do we get to see the inglorious basterds style film where people take out Israelis in brutal ways? Cos.... I don't often prebook cinema tickets before release but
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I have never played ocarina of time. Is this bad? For context, I'm not old. #OcarinaOfTime #Zelda
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it
an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels 
panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt”
panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there”
panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets”
panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Pokopia's single flaw: fuck them humans actually, good riddance, who needs em.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Brown bread ice cream from Westport, Co Mayo, is a revelation
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Having to watch a YouTube video in order to figure out how to even start a game of Esoteric Ebb isn't the *best* sign for game design 🫤
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My first creation experimenting with metal and the new UV laser machine. Went with some brass #Cactuar to add to my Christmas #anglaspel candle spinner decoration thingy #FinalFantasy
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara would've been the funniest little old lady and we'll never get to see 😞
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fucking gutted about Catherine O'Hara. Always referred to her as one of my celebrity mams (along with Sally fielding) cos she had parallels to my own mam and was just as iconic. Little piece of my heart has gone, she was just great 😞
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Travelling on LNER in the 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓯𝔂 seats of yore
A photo of the old leather seats in first class on LNER, on one of the old trains they used to run.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you don't save a spreadsheet on cell A1 of the first tab before sending to me then you're banned from electricity. Straight to the tower. Absolute freak activity.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Excitedly starting a Fable gameplay overview video and surprised/disappointed to see my excitement go from a 9 to a 4 😏
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The things I do for friends 🙄
The entry sign for Warhammer World
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why are men allowed gender affirming care without complaints? They're too fragile to call it HRT 😂
Adverts on the tube promoting testosterone replacement therapy for men. With a url that calls it TRT not HRT
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My fortune cookie has taken an unexpected turn toward Yorkshire
A fortune cookie fortune which reads, "If you look in the right t places, you can find some good offerings"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Dopamine by Robyn sounds like someone asked AI to make a Robyn track about dopamine.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oh my god what if I'm the same next year as this year?
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just heard the partner's parents told them as kids that if they played the computer for longer than an hour it would blow up, and that is genius. Imagine the pressure of those last 5 minutes?
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We'll 'ave none of yer fancy stuff round' ere, we're in Yawkshire 😤 It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
A close up photo of a pub menu in Yorkshire. Under the Light Bites section we're focusing on the first option, "Mucky Chips".
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I just weighed my pasta, please clap
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Starting a 3hr LNER journey by dropping my right headphone down the loo and losing it forever ✨ 👌
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My nieces and nephews
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I am having some WEIRD dreams recently. Like pandemic-era weirdness levels. What does it MEAN!?
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My new word of the day is pleonasm. And that's all I'm saying.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
OK, Pelaw slightly redeeming itself here
A handwritten sticker on a lamp post saying "Eat the rich"
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The gammony retards of Pelaw are doing our job for us, really highlighting how dumb they really are. Cant even put a flag up the right way round. (nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
A photo of a street corner in Pelaw, with the metro sign visible, a lamp post behind it and an England flag attached to it. It has the word "ENGLAND" across the middle of it,but they've attached it upside down.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Someone saying that sharks don't now beans on toast exists has reminded me that when in florida a lady discovered we were from the UK and the only thing she wanted clarified was whether beans on toast was real.
A photo do a great white shark, and a photo of beans on toast
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption of Microsoft trying to spell check and correct how I say sharepoint.
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Conor @hyrulean.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If anybody would like to have a really bad time, I've accidentally made the hottest chilli jam on earth and I'm willing to share.
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