Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I just wanna get dumb high, eat take out and watch Kaiju movies 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 07/04/2025If you’re on a bus, closed in with people for a long duration of time and you’re on a phone call that you don’t absolutely need to be on for more than two minutes I fucking hate you 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Saw a ton of great signs today This one is my favorite #nyc #handsoff 301875171
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Sick af which means I’m gonna be high as fuck watching Samurai Jackmedia.tenor.coma man laying on a green striped couch holding a remote controlALT: a man laying on a green striped couch holding a remote control 010
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Autotuned country singing over trap beats makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. Without exception, every single one of the millions of songs now that fall under that description is an objective offense against humanity. 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I can pinpoint seven more turns that occurred cause he never really healed from the first 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Every now and then we book a guest for the show that I would have been very excited to tell my grandma about and not being able to sucks 020
Reposted by Sean Parker 𝖆 𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖍𝖔𝖌 @grainneog.bsky.social · 08/02/2025At best. Cant even get past a single Musk-appointed rent-a-cop. 011
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Insisting on playing by the rules when the opponent is not is fucking ridiculous. Fix the problem 130
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 04/02/2025On the bright side the next season of South Park is going to fucking rip 131
Reposted by Sean Parker Freddie Carlini @oh-freddie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Guy comes out and says something to keep half his fan base. Alienates half his fan base in the process.media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of paper in his hand and covering his face .ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of paper in his hand and covering his face . 141
Reposted by Sean Parker Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight. 725186651390
Reposted by Sean Parker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉 359718812541145
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 19/01/2025What’s a show you are BEGGING to return? I’ll go first #cabinetofcuriosities #deltoro 260
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Fuck the American government. Eventually we the people have to do something that actually makes a difference 1100
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Does anyone else feel really intense guilt for having a pet spayed or neutered? I look at my cat and think “you would have been such a great mama” all the time and feel like I took something from her She was marking everywhere and I couldn’t have kept any of the kittens anyway but still 😔 010
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Do we have horror fans on here?? I have a show called Mostly Horror & every week we chat with a creative contributor to the genre!! Directors, Writers, Actors, Special Effects Artists, Composers etc!! We’ve had Sydney Sweeney, Halle Berry, Lemony Snicket himself (Daniel Handler) & more! #horror 140
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 08/01/2025This Natalia Grace show is fucking BATSHITmedia.tenor.coma man is laying on the floor with his hands up and the words `` what is happening ? '' written above him .ALT: a man is laying on the floor with his hands up and the words `` what is happening ? '' written above him . 030
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Food poisoning is seriously so fucking dumb. And on that 30+ recovery time now?media.tenor.coma bomb is laying on the ground next to a rock with the words `` i give up '' written above it .ALT: a bomb is laying on the ground next to a rock with the words `` i give up '' written above it . 020
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When I find out what lazy restaurant worker gave me food poisoning I’m going to cut their toes off and make them eat them.media.tenor.coma man talking on a phone with the words you 're dead written below himALT: a man talking on a phone with the words you 're dead written below him 020
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My sister: “The only killer movies I like really are the Scream movies and .. Jeffery Haywhore? Whorehay?…” Me:”…what? What is that” After about five minutes I realized she meant Jason Vorhees… I have failed as a brother.media.tenor.coma wooden cabin with a painting on the wall above the doorALT: a wooden cabin with a painting on the wall above the door 040
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Finally updated my print shop with five of the pieces from this years Drawlloween! Grab a spooky piece of art for the weirdo in your life this Christmas "We Are The Weirdos" by @HypocriteInk Available for purchase at: www.inprnt.com/gallery/hypo... #Ink #artist #Spookyart #Witchythingsinprnt.comWe Are The Weirdos, an art print by Hypocrite.ink (Sean Parker)This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks. 050
Reposted by Sean Parker George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽 1168305733766
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 20/11/2024We can’t play defense forevermedia.tenor.coma picture of a ladder that says mnf on the topALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top 030
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I don’t understand this algorithm at allmedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat with the words what do i doALT: a man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat with the words what do i do 010
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Do we have any UAP interested people on here? Cause I’ve been deep in this for years and am trying not to turn into a madman screaming at people on the street 130
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Drawlloween was a lot of fun this year #art #spookyart #halloweenart #illustration #procreate 020
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Drawlloween Day 20 Cat Creature I need help naming him #halloween #cat #monsters #sketchbook 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 20/10/2024A rough sketch with some color ideas I did today Mothman is always watching … #mothman #artdaily #drawlloween 000
Sean Parker @hypocriteink.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Very new here but wanted to share some of my drawlloweens from this year so far! #art #halloween #drawlloween 020