lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[to the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money] two cheeseburgers for breakfast 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Have you tried making your responses less creepy and gross 040
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The trick is you tie your laces just tight enough to keep your shoes on and then never untie them 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*pointing at bechamel sauce, Americanly* that's gravy 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Regardless of alcohol tolerance, I bet park security will lock onto you before you make it halfway around, which would make it logistically difficult. 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pick a thing that brings you joy in this world. Now imagine that thing being used for evil. Checkmate. 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not that this disproves anything it's just an interesting choice 060
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Did you notice that the part of the graph labelled "not genocide" is using data from a different source to the rest of the graph 180
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They made a mistake by staging this like an interview and not an intervention 030
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm sorry your arthritis makes it slow for you to type 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How can a computer cure diseases when it can't stop itself from having viruses. Checkmate, nerds 0521
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Feels like they release a new first ever AI actor every year now 160
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you're in a neighbourhood or community and you're looking for a good place to eat, you really should try the best kept secret. 000
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lmao you old as hell. No wonder you're so cranky all the time 101
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comBatman Batman ReturnsALT: Batman Batman Returns 120
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you live a meagre existence you too can buy a rundown flat in Mt Isa some day 040
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The kicker at the end of the lede got a laugh out of me, I'll admit 210
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you really want to make this work, you should wait the few hours, and then log off completely and go live your life 0250
lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026UPDATE: went to this bakery at 6am to get a horse pie and it was decent 010
