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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
guys hedwig came out 25 years ago yesterday and you don’t understand how huge of a queer becoming moment this was for me back then…… the way I knew every. single. lyric! and lusted over every. single. cast. member.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 12/08/2026
In the 2010s, we were told new tech would revolutionize transportation. As BMW faces backlash for sticking a Spider-Man ad on its center console, we can see what it really amounted to: cars that collect vast quantities of data on us and which automakers are desperate to use to push ads on us too.
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BMW’s in-car Spider-Man ad is a warning sign
We were promised a transport revolution. Instead we got cars tracking us and serving us ads.
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ottawa bestie and I at mtl pride
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
guys I’m so fat
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I came to the pottery fair and of course I’m obsessed with the gayest ones!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this flopped on twitter
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tfw I am performing the magical hand gestures of wanting to be well:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
what a lovely view
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OBSESSED with this student housing building name near Concordia:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
we all do what we can so we can do just one more thing we won’t have a thing so we’ve got nothing to lose we can all be free
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
we’re all going to die
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m a sloppy bear
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m wearing short shorts and am kinda terrified that I scratched my balls but apparently noone said anything so…..
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just went on zoom break at work during training and forgot to turn off my camera and went and lay down on my bed to doomscroll in front of 25 people I think I need to km s
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it’s the longest day of the year. you should really get outside and enjoy it!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
wait…….. you have to ask for and register your purchase of GRAVOL with the pharmacist in quebec?!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
moving in together next month
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“un beau 4 1/2” happens to be how I describe my penis:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
petey
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I really miss this old wolf parade hoodie
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
good fucking stew
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
we’re watching top chef while eating the moroccan spiced lamb stew that I made 😋
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m packing
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
guys I have so much packing to do this weekend does anyone wanna come help?
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
where’s my BUTT calendar photoshoot (happy fat boy friday)
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
oh and he’s from toronto
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
just found out I’m blocked by a johnny come lately self avowed “asexual” whose asshole can only be described as so blownout and busted that the outer rim no longer gets enough blood oxygen thus taking on the appearance of day old smoked meat left out to rot in the sun
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love being back in montreal. where else can i bike by the apartment where I once went to hook up with trade but had to leave because his quebecois drag queen partner pulled a knife on me while sucking his man’s dick? (I was 18 and c*ke was involved)
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
no you get it
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
was telling my quebecois aunt and uncle to watch The Leftovers and they were fascinated by the concept of an american actor named justin theroux
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
thinking a queer “artist” is tacky and dumb in the face of an idiotic tangle with a corporation does not make you a simp for capitalism/corporate lawfare. if anything, uncritically supporting a petit bourgeois artist tie their whole persona to a brand identity is just as shitty
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
why is my leg so bald
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
person who has only watched drag race: “wow this thing i saw on drag race really reminds me of drag race”
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m always so fucking disappointed by wine bar selection, like if I wanted your kombucha ass macerated vinegar water, i would drink sour grape juice out of a birkenstock!!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the cunty lil hand on top of the puppet theatre 😮‍💨
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I got something to say!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
my shoulder is seizing so i lay down to stretch it and now I cannot get up
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
fat boy friyay
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sucking dick and coq!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
prepared ina garten’s coq-au-vin
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
GET OUTTA MY GARDEN!!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Datura
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
is that time of year
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The jacket. Is a thrifted jacket. The crown is. A duct tape. Roll. Covered in. CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
just find out who is doing the pit stop for AS11
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
gonna be brave on fat boy friday
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