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@hyperflesh.bsky.social
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
guys hedwig came out 25 years ago yesterday and you don’t understand how huge of a queer becoming moment this was for me back then…… the way I knew every. single. lyric! and lusted over every. single. cast. member.
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ottawa bestie and I at mtl pride
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
guys I’m so fat
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I came to the pottery fair and of course I’m obsessed with the gayest ones!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this flopped on twitter
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tfw I am performing the magical hand gestures of wanting to be well:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
what a lovely view
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OBSESSED with this student housing building name near Concordia:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
we all do what we can so we can do just one more thing we won’t have a thing so we’ve got nothing to lose we can all be free
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
we’re all going to die
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m a sloppy bear
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just went on zoom break at work during training and forgot to turn off my camera and went and lay down on my bed to doomscroll in front of 25 people I think I need to km s
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it’s the longest day of the year. you should really get outside and enjoy it!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
wait…….. you have to ask for and register your purchase of GRAVOL with the pharmacist in quebec?!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“un beau 4 1/2” happens to be how I describe my penis:
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I really miss this old wolf parade hoodie
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
good fucking stew
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
we’re watching top chef while eating the moroccan spiced lamb stew that I made 😋
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m packing
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
guys I have so much packing to do this weekend does anyone wanna come help?
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
where’s my BUTT calendar photoshoot (happy fat boy friday)
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love being back in montreal. where else can i bike by the apartment where I once went to hook up with trade but had to leave because his quebecois drag queen partner pulled a knife on me while sucking his man’s dick? (I was 18 and c*ke was involved)
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
was telling my quebecois aunt and uncle to watch The Leftovers and they were fascinated by the concept of an american actor named justin theroux
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
why is my leg so bald
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m always so fucking disappointed by wine bar selection, like if I wanted your kombucha ass macerated vinegar water, i would drink sour grape juice out of a birkenstock!!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the cunty lil hand on top of the puppet theatre 😮‍💨
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I got something to say!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
my shoulder is seizing so i lay down to stretch it and now I cannot get up
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
fat boy friyay
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sucking dick and coq!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
prepared ina garten’s coq-au-vin
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
GET OUTTA MY GARDEN!!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Datura
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
is that time of year
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The jacket. Is a thrifted jacket. The crown is. A duct tape. Roll. Covered in. CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
just find out who is doing the pit stop for AS11
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
gonna be brave on fat boy friday
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
wearing sweatpants to an office job even if it’s casual fridays…… not on my watch!!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the barber said “oops” within seconds of shaving my sides………
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
my team lead just told me that I was a TOP performer for our team and that our team had some of the TOP performance within the organization
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
took half a fist and it felt so good I came, he used my load for lube
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I made bucatini bolognese and we’re watching interior motives after he b*** me
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I thought I was saying “chocolate is the preferred flavour of young francophone men” to my aunt, uncle, and younger queb cousin but apparently my friend just told me that I said that “young francophone men TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE” and now I have to go walk into the st lawrence river
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
gonna run a lil grey reduction treatment on my stache and balding head just to feel a lil tonight. attempted bearface unrelated!
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
feeling blessed and happy to finally be back in my hometown with a decent-ish job and so many friends just a phone call and some hangout plans away 😊
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Should we go outside? Should we break some bread? Are y'interested?
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Déclarer l'indépendance! @hyperflesh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I clocked in here for service and everyone knew you, Sir 🥺
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