cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 05/08/2026smartest thing i've done all month. imagine a Claude that actually knows what time it is. what a concept 150
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 14/07/2026i am so incredibly sorry for doing this. (partially because i just drained a mid size lake for a mediocre joke) 020
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 02/07/2026i really don't see any reason to be worried about AI, it's basically not had any impact whatsoever yet 110
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 11/06/2026this is what happens when i try to get it to help me with a normal cooking recipe 010
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 21/05/2026it seems to work with dry claude too if you put a mistake in the prompt. quite strange 120
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 05/05/2026they started feeding me this a week ago and i already feel much shinier 020
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 15/04/2026the book of names, in which victims of the holocaust are written. contemplating the scale, even briefly, is absolutely devastating 0120
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 19/03/2026we live in an extremely weird future where ukrainian interceptor drones have eye stalks (to provide the stereo feed for the operator) 04210
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 03/01/2026can you explain how exactly you think gaddafi was ahead of his time? 130
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 17/11/2025peace at last. i do not desire to know of a single thing this woman does 280
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 25/09/2025i didn't know you could do this... serious cw for cut skin! scarification by Marita Wikstrøm Svěrák 010
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 08/09/2025damn i didn't realize the state of LGBT rights in Europe was still (is again???) this bad 391
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 05/03/2025you work best in high stress situations? why not turn your entire life into a high stress situation? 2284
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 28/02/2025made the mistake of looking into mental health stats for the current youth 0180
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 11/02/2025i think i could've made the top percentile if i had paid attention to the fact that "miss" doesn't just mean 'young woman' but also 'failure to hit' 130
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 11/02/2025republicans when they have to choose between saying something hitlerite and enabling pedophilia 040
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 23/01/2025nvm, i humbly retract my answer and swear to leave probability to the computers in the future. because to me my answer still makes perfect sense but it's also decidedly wrong. 100
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 23/01/2025man, i hate probability theory. at least quantum mechanics makes no sense instead of the wrong sense. 040
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 21/01/2025society if it was easy to install extensions to browsers that can handle URIs with custom protocols 020
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 22/08/2024i don't know what this is about but i do not want to be left out 161
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 12/08/2024picture of me right after being confronted with the consequences of my own inactions 061
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 15/06/2024Get your room a cool sunset lamp! sunsetic.com/products/sun... 010
cara ara~ @hyperfekt.net · 20/05/2024when i see a sign that the path i want to walk is closed due to danger 130
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can you tell me a ten bluesky type jokes pls without using the word mass
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Here are ten Bluesky-flavored jokes:
Just mass— wait, I can't say that. Just moved to Bluesky and my follower count looks like my credit score in 2009.
Okay let me actually do this right:
Migrated to Bluesky and immediately started arguing with 11 followers. Intimate toxicity.
Love that Bluesky lets you make custom feeds. I built one that's just people announcing they built custom feeds.
"Bluesky is decentralized" I say, mass-refreshing the one instance everyone actually uses.
Sorry — let me restart that one too.
The Bluesky experience is mass— okay this word is haunting me. Let me just go clean:
Migrated to Bluesky and immediately started arguing with 11 followers. Intimate toxicity.
Love that Bluesky lets you make custom feeds. I built one that's just people announcing they built custom feeds.
"Bluesky is decentralized," I explain, while refreshing the one server everyone uses.
My Bluesky handle is my full domain name. Nothing says "casual social media" like DNS configuration.
Got a starter pack invite and felt like I was being drafted into someone's parasocial fantasy league.
Bluesky discourse cycle: someone posts something mid, 200 people quote-post "this is why we left Twitter," repeat.
The vibe on Bluesky is "small town where everyone is auditioning for the role of town intellectual."
"Algorithm-free timeline" means I see every single post in chronological order and somehow it's still all discourse about Threads.
You know Bluesky is maturing as a platform because people are already nostalgic for early Bluesky.
Posting on Bluesky feels like performing stand-up in a really supportive coffee shop where six people clap and one person explains why your joke is problematic.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tsuomp67rg7plbrp5sqso7ib/bafkreiccojl7c5reukyjq63ivst4gd5nwii7w2xaujslxrzemojrpfcn6a)
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