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Kinky Lamby 🔞🏳️‍🌈 @kinkylamby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Mid 40s worn out Empress x 20s hotshot Concubine that falls head over heel for her (and very aggressive about it)

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Kinky Lamby 🔞🏳️‍🌈 @kinkylamby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

50 reblogs and I draw concubine topping the empress

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Death looked down at the shape under the falling snow. Then he set the lifetimer on the air and touched it with a finger. A spark flashed across.
“You ain’t really allowed to do that,” said Albert, feeling wretched.
THE HOGFATHER CAN. THE HOGFATHER GIVES PRESENTS. THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Mort

“But you’re Death,” said Mort. “You go around killing people!”
I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT’D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN’T IT?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Last Hero “Ask people to imagine an animal god and they will, basically, come up with the idea of someone in a really bad mask. Men have been much better at inventing demons, which is why there are so many.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

The statue looked like porcelain. It had been painted quite realistically. One Sun Mirror seemed an ordinary sort of man. You would not have pointed him out in a crowd as Emperor material. But this man, with his little round hat and little round shield and little round men on little round ponies, had glued together a thousand warring factions into one great Empire, often using their own blood to do it.
Rincewind looked closer. Of course, it was just an impression, but around the set of the mouth and the look of the eyes there was an expression he’d last seen on the face of Ghenghiz Cohen.
It was the expression of someone who was absolutely and totally unafraid of anything.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Eric

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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men

She’s a little know-it-all,” said Miss Tick.
“Right. Just like you. She impressed you, right? I know she did because you were quite nasty to her, and you always do that to people who impress you.”
“Do you want to be turned into a frog?”
“Well, now, let me see . . .” said the toad sarcastically. “Better skin, better legs, likelihood of being kissed by a princess one hundred percent improved . . . why, yes. Whenever you’re ready, madam.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids

“Right. Good. So noon would be age 35, am I right? Now considering that most children can toddle at a year or so, the four legs reference is really unsuitable, wouldn’t you agree? I mean, most of the morning is spent on two legs. According to your analogy—” he paused and did a few calculations with a convenient thighbone—“only about twenty minutes immediately after 00:00 hours, half an hour tops, is spent on four legs. Am I right? Be fair.”
“Well—” said the Sphinx.
“By the same token you wouldn’t be using a stick by six p.m. because you’d be only, er, 52,” said Teppic, scribbling furiously. “In fact you wouldn’t really be looking at any kind of walking aid until at least half past nine, I think. That’s on the assumption that the entire lifespan takes place over one day which is, I believe I have already pointed out, ridiculous. I’m sorry, it’s basically OK, but it doesn’t work.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Another priest said, “Is it true you’ve said you’ll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?”
“Yes.”
Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl.
“But the gods plainly do exist,” said a priest.
“It Is Not Evident.”
A bolt of lightning lanced through the clouds and hit Dorfl’s helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl’s molten armor formed puddles around his white-hot feet.
“I Don’t Call That Much Of An Argument,” said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

TELL ME, said Death, after a while, WAS I . . . WILL I BE . . . AM I A GOOD GRANDFATHER?
Susan bit her lip thoughtfully.
“If I tell you, won’t that be a paradox?”
NOT FOR US.
“Well . . . you’ve got bony knees.”
Death stared at her.
BONY KNEES?
“Sorry.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“You see, the thing about football is that it is not about football. It is a most fascinating multi-dimensional philosophy, an extrusion, as it were, of what Doctor Maspinder promulgated in Das Meer von Unvermeidlichkeit. Now, you would say to me, I am sure,” he went on, “What of the 4–4–2 or even the 4–1–2–1–2, yes? And my answer to that would be, there is only the one. Traditionally we say there are eleven players in the team, but that is because of our rather feeble perceptions. In truth, there is only the one and therefore, I would say,” he gave a little laugh, “daring to adapt a line from The Doors of Deception: it does not matter whether you win or lose so long as you score the most goals.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures

“Now, there’s some new words I want you to learn,” said Gaspode. “Think you can?”
“I hope so.”
“‘Per-cent-age of the gross,’” said Gaspode. “There. Think you can remember it?”
“‘Per-cent-age of the gross,’” said Victor.
“Good lad.”
“What does it mean?”
“Don’t you worry about that,” said Gaspode. “You just have to say it’s what you want, OK. When the time’s right.”
“When will the time be right, then?” said Victor.
Gaspode grinned nastily. “Oh, I reckon when Dibbler’s just got a mouthful of food’d be favorite.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026

Going Postal is one of the most purely fun Discworld books but it also has some of the very most moving passages in the entire series, which obviously took on an even stronger meaning after the Embuggerance a man is not dead while his name is still spoken GNU Terry Pratchett

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

“We keep that name moving in the Overhead,” he said, and it seemed to Princess that the wind in the shutter arrays above her blew more forlornly, and the everlasting clicking of the shutters grew more urgent. “He’d never have wanted to go home. He was a real linesman. His name is in the code, in the wind, in the rigging, and the shutters. Haven’t you ever heard the saying ‘Man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’?”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad “Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

The crowd looked at the last melon. They were street people. They knew the score. When the object can be under one of three things, and it’s already turned out not to be under two of them, then the one place it was certainly not going to be was under the third. Only some kind of gullible fool would believe something like that. Of course there was going to be a trick. There always was a trick. But you watched it, in order to see a trick done well.
Lord Vetinari raised the melon nevertheless, and the crowd nodded in satisfaction. Of course it wasn’t there. It’d be a pretty poor day for street entertainment if things were where they were supposed to be.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

“That’s how we work, see? None of the cadres knows about the other ones!”
“Really. Do they know about you?” said Vimes.
For a moment, Reg’s face clouded.
“Pardon?”
“Well, you said you don’t know about them,” said Vimes. “So . . . do they know about you?” He wanted to add: You’re a cell of one, Reg. The real revolutionaries are silent men with poker-player eyes and probably don’t know or care if you exist. You’ve got the shirt and the haircut and the sash and you know all the songs, but you’re no urban guerrilla. You’re an urban dreamer. You turn over rubbish bins and scrawl on walls in the name of The People, who’d clip you round the ear if they found you doing it. But you believe.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

“That’ll be the King,” said Granny. “Big Aggie’s given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He’ll save the day.”
“Er . . . hasn’t the day been saved?”
“Oh, he’s the King. It looks like it might be a nice day, so let him save it. You’ve got to give kings something to do. Anyway, after a drink from Big Aggie he won’t know what day it is. We’d better get down there.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

Now this he understood. It wasn’t damn politics, where good and bad were just, apparently, two ways of looking at the same thing or, at least, were described like that by the people who were on the side Vimes thought of as “bad.”
It was all too complicated and, where it was complicated, it meant that someone was trying to fool you. But on the street, in hot pursuit, it was all so clear. Someone was going to be still standing at the end of the chase, and all you had to concentrate on was making sure it was you.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time ‘“Are you actually human?” “Hah! As human as you are. I won’t say I haven’t got a few skeletons in the family closet, though.” There was something about the way she said it . . . “That wasn’t just a figure of speech, was it,” said Lobsang flatly.’

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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Making Money

Mrs. Lavish laughed. “Ah, yes. Just like the forthright and reassuring grasp of my late husband. No honest man has a handshake as honest as that. How in the world has it taken you so long to find the financial sector?”
Moist looked around. They were alone, his calves were sore, and there was no fooling some people. What we have here, he told himself, is a Mk.1 Feisty Old Lady: turkey neck, embarrassing sense of humor, a gleeful pleasure in mild cruelty, direct way of speaking that flirts with rudeness and, more important, also flirts with flirting. Likes to think she’s “no lady.” Game for anything that doesn’t carry the risk of falling over and with a look in her eye that says “I can do what I like, because I am old. And I have a soft spot for rascals.” Old ladies like that were hard to fool, but there was no need to. He relaxed. Sometimes it was a sheer relief to drop the mask.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“He created me. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen? Me. I watch him. Always. You will not force him to murder for you.”
“What kind of human creates his own policeman?”
“One who fears the dark.”
“And so he should,” said the entity, with satisfaction.
“Indeed. But I think you misunderstand. I am not here to keep darkness out. I’m here to keep it in.” There was a clink of metal as the shadowy watchman lifted a dark lantern and opened its little door. Orange light cut through the blackness. “Call me . . . the Guarding Dark. Imagine how strong I must be.”

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 29/07/2026

i realise this makes me a video games criticism pariah, but im beyond caring i have enough shit going on in my life, i dont need any more trials

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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026

had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed

A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/06/2026

rincewind understands that he is not intimidating and never will be, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be deeply disconcerting when he wants to also I feel like he would have appreciated The Expression

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

Most of the vampire families were highly nobby. You never knew who was connected to who . . . not just to who, in fact, but to whom. “Whoms” were likely to be far more trouble than your common, everyday “who.” The sergeant was looking down a mile of rough road.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!

“You’re right,” said Colon. “The thing about the captain, see, I read this book once . . . you know we’ve all got alcohol in our bodies . . . sort of natural alcohol? Even if you never touch a drop in your life, your body sort of makes it anyway . . . but Captain Vimes, see, he’s one of those people whose body doesn’t do it naturally. Like, he was born two drinks below normal.”
“Gosh,” said Carrot.
“Yes . . . so, when he’s sober, he’s really sober. Knurd, they call it. You know how you feel when you wake up if you’ve been on the piss all night, Nobby? Well, he feels like that all the time.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man “If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”

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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

As is tradition by now every year

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent

Elsewhere, someone might have said, “It’s just books! Books aren’t dangerous!” But even ordinary books are dangerous, and not only the ones like Make Gelignite the Professional Way. A man sits in some museum somewhere and writes a harmless book about political economy and suddenly thousands of people who haven’t even read it are dying because the ones who did haven’t got the joke. Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies

Some people are born to kingship. Some achieve kingship, or at least Arch-Generalissimo-Father-of-His-Countryship. But Verence had kingship thrust upon him. He hadn’t been raised to it, and had only arrived at the throne by way of one of those complicated mix-ups of fraternity and parentage that are all too common in royal families.
He had in fact been raised to be a Fool, a man whose job it was to caper and tell jokes and have custard poured down his trousers. This had naturally given him a grave and solemn approach to life and a grim determination never to laugh at anything ever again, especially in the presence of custard.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

“You are certain that you can best the Cunning Man, are you not? I see you don’t wear midnight yet.”
“When I am old, I shall wear midnight,” said Tiffany. “It’s a matter of choice. And Granny, I know why you are here. It is to kill me if I fail, isn’t it?”
“Blast it,” Granny Weatherwax said. “You are a witch, a good witch. But some of us think that it might be best if we insisted on helping you.”
“No,” said Tiffany. “My steading. My mess. My problem.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“You got no soul, Fred,” said Nobby. “I wouldn’t’ve minded being a knight in shining armor. That’s what a king does if you’re useful. He makes you a knight.”
“A night watchman in crappy armor is about your métier,” said Colon, who looked around proudly to see if anyone had noticed the slanty thing over the e. “Nah, catch me being respectful to some bloke because he just pulled a sword out of a stone. That don’t make you a king. Mind you,” he said, “someone who could shove a sword into a stone . . . a man like that, now, he’s a king.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

HE WAS A MURDERER, said Death. AND A CREATOR OF MURDERERS. A TORTURER. WITHOUT PASSION. CRUEL. CALLOUS. COMPASSIONLESS.
“Yes. I know. He’s Vorbis,” said Brutha. Vorbis changed people. Sometimes he changed them into dead people. But he always changed them. That was his triumph.
He sighed.
“But I’m me,” he said.
Vorbis stood up, uncertainly, and followed Brutha across the desert.
Death watched them walk away.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic

“Just clearing my throat,” said Rincewind, and grinned. He had put a lot of thought into that grin. It was the sort of grin people use when they stare at your left ear and tell you in an urgent tone of voice that they are being spied on by secret agents from the next galaxy. It was not a grin to inspire confidence. More horrible grins had probably been seen, but only on the sort of grinner that is orange with black stripes, has a long tail and hangs around in jungles looking for victims to grin at.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad

And then she started humming when she looked at her cards. Normally, the three of them would have welcomed this sort of thing. The teeth tappers, the eyebrow raisers, the ear rubbers—they were as good as money in the sock under the mattress, to a man who knew how to read such things. But the appalling old crone was as transparent as a lump of coal. And the humming was . . . insistent. You found yourself trying to follow the tune. It made your teeth tingle. Next thing you were glumly watching while she laid down a measly Broken Flush in front of your even more measly two-card Onion and said, “What, is it me again?”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

“Oh, Commander Vimes,” said Mr. Burleigh, smiling. “As a military man yourself, you must—”
Sometimes people can attract attention by shouting. They might opt for thumping a table, or even take a swing at someone else. But Vimes achieved the effect by freezing, by simply doing nothing. The chill radiated off him. Lines in his face locked like a statue.
“I am not a military man.”
And then Burleigh made the mistake of trying to grin disarmingly.
“Well, commander, the helmet and armor and everything . . . It’s really all the same in the end, isn’t it?”
“No. It’s not.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

“Perhaps a tableau in bronze?” said Vimes. “All seven of them raising the flag, perhaps?”
“Bronze, yes,” said Vetinari.
“Really? And some sort of inspiring slogan?” said Vimes.
“Yes, indeed. Something like, perhaps, ‘They Did The Job They Had To Do’?”
“No,” said Vimes, coming to a halt under a lamp by the crypt entrance. “How dare you? How dare you! At this time! In this place! They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

“Oh? You’d like a vampire queen one day, would you?” said Lacrimosa.
“Had one once, in Lancre,” said Granny, conversationally. “Poor woman got bitten by one of you people. Got by on blue steak and such. Never laid a tooth on anyone, the way I heard it. Griminir the Impaler, she was.”
“The Impaler?”
“Oh, I just said she wasn’t a bloodsucker. I didn’t say she was a nice person,” said Granny. “She didn’t mind shedding blood, but she drew the line at drinking it. You don’t have to, neither.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

“You see, now he’s committed a crime in Ankh-Morpork,” he said. “That makes him mine.”
“Sam, we’re not—”
“You know, everyone kept telling me I wasn’t in Ankh-Morpork so often that I believed it. But this embassy is Ankh-Morpork and, right now”—he hefted the bow—“I am the law.”
“Sam?”
“Yes, dear?”
“I know that look. Don’t hurt anyone else, will you?”
“Don’t worry, dear. I’m going to be civilized about it.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time

“But . . . you were the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse!”
“And I bet you can’t remember my name.”
Lu-Tze hesitated.
“No,” he said. “I don’t think I ever heard it.”
The fifth horseman turned around. His eyes were black. Completely black. Shiny, and black, and without any whites at all.
“My name,” said the fifth horseman, “is . . .”
“Yes?”
“My name is Ronnie.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Making Money

They’re stuck in the mud, they live in the past, they are hypnotized by class and wealth, they think gold is important.”
“Er . . . isn’t it?”
“No. And thief and swindler that you are—pardon me, once were—you know it, deep down. For you, it was just a way of keeping score,” said Vetinari. “What does gold know of true worth? Look out of the window and tell me what you see.”
“Um . . . a small, scruffy dog watching a man taking a piss in an alley,” said Moist. “Sorry, but you chose the wrong time.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“We need to know the truth, Vimes. Commander Sam Vimes’s truth. It may count for more than you think. In the Plains, certainly, and much further. People know about you, Commander. Descendant of a watchman who believed that if a corrupted court will not behead an evil king, then the watchman should do it himself—”
“It was only one king,” Vimes protested. “It wasn’t a habit!”
“Sam Vimes once arrested me for treason,” said Vetinari calmly. “And Sam Vimes once arrested a dragon. Sam Vimes stopped a war between nations by arresting two high commands. He’s an arresting fellow, Sam Vimes. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands, and carries law with him, like a lamp—”

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✨Cloud✨ @princeofcloudcity.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Oh this bill sounds amazing. Please spread the word and call your reps to tell them to VOTE YES for HR 4678 💜 this would be a huge anti-censorship win.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 22/06/2026

If you think Keir Starmer is a 'decent' person, you need to speak to the many, many minorities his government has targeted mercilessly. You can't speak to all of them, however, because many of them are dead because of choices Keir Starmer's government made

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

AMAZING DISCOVERY The Raleigh wasn't my first ransom note meme THIS BULLSHIT WAS

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/06/2026

Are there any video games where you can interact with the ghost of someone your player character actually killed? Because there's lots of ghosts in games, as enemies or scares or exposition dumps to talk to, but these ghosts seem to be disconnected from the killing you do in those same games

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