Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026when i’m 2% away but i’m thinking about turning my computer off 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 25/05/2026somewhat relevant, i just caught this in the wild 0131
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 28/04/2026we need to revert AI chatbots back to the basics 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Tonight i worked a local election for the first time in almost 20 years. And they are still using the SAME carts that I used back then. When they say municipal change is slow, they mean it. 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 16/03/2026looking at a list of recent food recalls and oh no oh fuck 011
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Today I had a dream that I got called out in a work meeting for being on Steam and playing something called "Nutty Professor 2049" 091
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/01/2026(looks at what google has become) we didn’t deserve Him 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?” Me “no not really” also me 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 13/08/2025congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 11/08/2025“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.” 071
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/08/2025wife “so what are you gonna do today” me “no idea” also me 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 30/06/2025wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames?? 110
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“Eyyy who’s dat jabroni who’s always got a box o donuts in his hands, ehh?” “Oh, you mean:” 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I have never seen something that so perfectly captures the relationship between me and my wife 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/04/2025#nintendoswitch2 #mariokartworld #nintendodirect #bwah-hooooo 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Spotify “Swap out your wife and children for better ones” 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Their love rejected by society, they look upon the jagged rocks below and prepare to bond eternally in the great beyond 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 19/02/2025BREAKING: M&Ms Mascots Found Dead, Face-Down in Pool of Cookie Dough 020
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Everything okay, babe? You said you wanted the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies Movie Point-and-click MS DOS Game for Valentine’s Day…? I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025🎶i know what bugs like🎶 🎵i know what flies want🎶 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Impressed to learn that it’s not unreasonable for Timon to actually know what chicken tastes like 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 06/11/2024hey i guess it’s National Nachos Day, thanks Microsoft that makes me feel so much better 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 18/05/2024do you think the officer from scarrytown was ever put on administrative leave 110
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 01/12/2023still parsing out what this says about my office 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Of all the war crimes this man committed, let us never forget the time he forced the Spheroids of Spheron 1 into giving up their home planet for nothing more than the glory of Earth 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 10/11/2023Remember that time Doug Funnie was in the Talking Heads 010
