Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gen z chernobyl is radiationmaxxed and iodine pilled 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As an Illinois resident: I still, out of habit, call it the Sears Tower. And I will still, out of habit, forget that Lake Ontario exists. 020
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i just woke up and the words in “Arby’s Beef & Cheddar, Curly Fries” are in alphabetical order 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I once got in trouble at school for using “the q-word” 😔 000
Reposted by Hyperchicken🎃BOObarnbitch, post-menopausal woman supporter @ohiohawkeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I know this is going to be funny/terrible, but it really does make me sad that this year should have been an incredible moment of joy in our nations capital. And creativity. And celebration. And reflection. Instead, we get 25 people watching a band you’ve ever heard of. 1502
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026when i’m 2% away but i’m thinking about turning my computer off 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Schindler’s Birthday List: [] Save 1,200 Jews [] Protect Family [] Hot Wheels 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 27/05/2026the sopranos got it all wrong, if i’m making tony money first thing i’m buying is unlimited milanos 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 28/04/2026we need to revert AI chatbots back to the basics 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Tonight i worked a local election for the first time in almost 20 years. And they are still using the SAME carts that I used back then. When they say municipal change is slow, they mean it. 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 16/03/2026looking at a list of recent food recalls and oh no oh fuck 011
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 26/01/2026something about 9PM never feels right. 8:30PM slaps though 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Today I had a dream that I got called out in a work meeting for being on Steam and playing something called "Nutty Professor 2049" 091
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/01/2026(looks at what google has become) we didn’t deserve Him 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 29/12/2025“w-what are you doing, Band of Step-Brothers??” 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 18/12/2025in a vein attempt to shield his ego, the prince whispered “I know the difference, it was just a typo” 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 08/12/2025oohta wohppy ducktouch or whatever furbies said 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Zohran winning is the best thing to happen to this country since Dick Cheney died 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 14/10/2025please, mr. pumpkineater was my father. call me peter peter 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?” Me “no not really” also me 010
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Just saw the Charmin movie. It was okay. * Decent animation * Plot was good enough * These are still bears that shit a lot 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 12/09/2025what if they suddenly revealed that tylenol did nothing 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 13/08/2025congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 11/08/2025“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.” 071
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/08/2025⚠️BREAKING⚠️: Raymond II expected to grant control of Krak des Chevaliers to the Knights Hospitaller by the end of 1142, what this means for the Kurdish people currently garrisoned there 🧵 1/? 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 02/08/2025wife “so what are you gonna do today” me “no idea” also me 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 05/07/2025(to the tune of Dani California) gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda” 030
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 30/06/2025wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames?? 110
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 27/06/2025you would not believe your ass if ten million large mouth bass 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 19/06/2025“will the Grink be there?”, i say to my friend as he rolls his eyes laughing I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird” 000
Hyperchicken @hyperchicken.bsky.social · 12/06/2025memento but instead of tattoos they’re emails to himself 010
