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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026

I also recommended to him that he create a fresh alt account on yet another PDS separate from the one he's migrating to, as him having 14 out of 16 strikes has got him in a pretty precarious position! He'll be setting that up in the coming days.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026

Folks, we've received some good news. While my client Ernest never heard back from the moderators, his ban did expire one day earlier than expected, so his account is now back up. He'll be migrating to a different PDS before resuming regular posting, but once that's done you should see him again.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026

Thanks for saying the same thing the other dude said which is probably copy & paste from some Lennon-Marxist-communist, everyone deserves to suffer page of a site from “credible” nihilist that only the TRUE communist believes know about because no one has ever done communism correctly, right?

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026

You're not making the Democrats look good here, you realize that, right?

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 26/05/2026

weren't you really into NFTs? how did that work out?

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 26/05/2026

It was Biden and Harris's fault they lost, you should be mad at them!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

You say that, yet anytime somebody on this here app says that they wouldn't vote for a transphobic democrat, a huge screaming meltdown from the dem-diehards ensues. Not to mention all the lib pundits who advocate for throwing them under the bus. Can we still trust that they won't waver?

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

but nothing from the 198? Interesting! besides, I thought you guys called voters who do that kind of thing "purity testers"

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

You should be able to defend the Dems without going 'b-b-bu-bu-but Republicans" Pretty telling that you can't.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

Those 8 should face consequences from the 198 then.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

You clearly fell off the stupid tree and hit every single branch on the way down.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

Thank heavens she lost her primary, just an awful person all-around. Call me a purity tester, but I think cheering when fascists punish people for standing up for the afflicted should be disqualifying. Kind of sad that liberals, through their own behavior, have shown that they don't feel the same.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

It's becoming crystal clear why she lost her primary. Terrible person all-around.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

Astounding amount of arrogance in that post! Has the self-awareness of a ham sandwich.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

Yes, we understand, you're the only conscious human in a world of sheep. Please lecture us some more on how using twitter in the year of our lord 2026 makes you much better and smarter than everyone else.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

@eurosky.social does your PDS offer the same service as well? We've got quite a few good people getting banned because the mods on bluesky do not like being the butt of jokes.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

On the Bluesky appview, yes. but you'll show up if you're using Blacksky's app view if you're on their PDS.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

i imagine it's similar on other PDS's as well

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026

I know on Blacksky they copy bluesky mod decisions by default, but if you're on their PDS and you email them asking to investigate, and they find that you didn't violate their TOS, they'll let you regain your account. but your posts won't be visible on bluesky for as long as the ban lasts.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 23/05/2026

Yeah, the mods are motivated primarily by grievance, it seems.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 23/05/2026

He's not really the live streaming type, but upon his return he does plan on encouraging everyone to migrate, and emphasizing how easy it is! He's also trying to come up with ideas on what his first post post-ban should be. Says it should be a banger.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 21/05/2026

and with that, I'm going to bed. Y'all have a blessed night.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 21/05/2026

His ban runs out at 8:15-8:20pm-ish EDT on May 31st. I'm forbidding him from posting until he migrates to either eurosky or blacksky, he can't stay on the Bluesky PDS! We found out he can't migrate until his ban expires, but once it does he's going to run that migration.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 21/05/2026

Friends, just want to pass this message from Ernest to y'all: "hi folks, it sucks being banned but other than that I'm doing well! mods still haven't gotten back to me so looks like i'm serving the full 14 days lol. i miss all of ya, but i do not miss the dipshits here, anyways i'll be back soon!"

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 21/05/2026

Yeah, my client asked the good people at Blacksky support and they said pretty much the same thing. One thing is for certain, he'll be migrating to either Blacksky (on myatproto) or Eurosky as soon as he possibly can after his ban expires. Staying on the main Bluesky PDS is too risky for him!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 19/05/2026

Jeep Grand Cherokee? Jesus, what a bad choice.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026

Okay, that makes sense, thanks very much for the clarification!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026

I can answer for Ernest, the mods slapped him with a 14-day suspension.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026

Technical question: My client is interested in doing the same, but was wanting to know if he can do this migration while suspended, or does he have to wait until his ban expires? @spacelawshitpost.me I'm told you have experience with this and may be able to offer insight here.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026

Something like that happened to one of my other clients. He was a real peaceful leader until he discovered democracy, then he was accused of throwing nukes around willy nilly! That was a tough case to defend!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

I found his link and ran the migration, it looks like it worked. My only question now is can he migrate his account now while he's suspended, or does he have to wait until his ban expires?

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

He was talking to me earlier today about that! I may test migration on my own account first to see how it goes.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

I'll relay that suggestion to him. He also tells me that he's also looking into migrating to a different PDS once this is resolved in the hope that he can mitigate further disruptions to his account.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

per the message from the original ban, he was only up to 6. The math isn't mathing here!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

Especially since he was already banned for making that joke, and the post in question was no longer visible after his original ban ran out. Seems there's a lot wrong with this sites moderation!

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

I gotta say, the moderators aren't doing themselves any favors here.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

I hope that's not the case, we'll see what happens.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

Nevertheless, he wanted all of you to be aware of this, and that he says that his followers are the best, and that one day he'll be back.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

He had assumed that the post was removed along with the one that caused his 3-day ban, as he was unable to access it, so it really doesn't make sense to me that he would be slapped with a ban over a post that is no longer visible.

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026

Hello friends, my client Ernest Penfold has gotten into a spot of trouble again. He has been slapped with a 14-day ban over one of the other posts regarding the activities of a certain member of bluesky staff. He will be appealing this ban, so stay tuned for further updates.

an email that was shared to me by my client, Ernest Penfold, that reads as follows:

"Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Anti-Harassment. We create space for everyone to express themselves by prohibiting harassment and toxic behaviors.

For example:

Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.

The following Post was removed:

now, it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's against the rules to say "<name redacted> liked a barely legal porn skeet". I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know that it's against the rules to say "<name redacted> liked a barely legal porn skeet"

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 14 total strikes.

Because you reached 12 strikes, your account has been suspended for 14 days. You will be able to access your account again on 31st May, 2026.

⚠️ Warning: You are approaching permanent account removal. At 16 strikes, your account will be permanently banned.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team"

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Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social · 12/05/2026

While it seems he was able to beat the charges, it does strike me as alarming that personal grievances seem to be influencing decisions like these. I don't think this labeler is acting as advertised! I urge everyone to seek alternative labelers, and discontinue use of Skywatch. Thank you.

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