Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Dude I am the whitest person you've ever met and I was raised on fluffernutters 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I also have "not listen to a pedophile rant" on my schedule tomorrow 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The strongest evidence for this thesis is Marco himself. Maybe he's doing enough damage to offset all the contributions of other Latin American immigrants 001
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Google: trust our AI to think for you Also google: we think this email "your AAA membership" from "ahmed289647910@gmail.com" is important 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I read this whole thread thinking FP was Foreign Policy magazine and was very confused until I figured it out 030
Reposted by HyoscineKate Harding @kateharding.bsky.social · 31/01/2026When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close." 2269761812
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The random letters replaced with "=" and confusion between "t" and "f" is something I've seen with old crappy OCR software... but otherwise, yeah, 100% 0110
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Do you know how corrupt you have to be to get Sepp Blatter to agree with an anti-corruption lawyer?! Holy shit 011
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026what do you mean "questions remain"? It's pretty clear cut. 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Two Homans payed to the treasury; presumably there's a discount if you pay with cash in a Cava bag 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 08/08/2025That pesky 14th amendment is also what says an insurrectionist can't be president, people born here are citizens, due process is required, ... It seems like they're trying to undo the whole thing 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I would like to see approval polling on RFK Jr's brain worm (is it more popular than he is??) 111
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025And their reaction to that is to try "I think women shouldn't have rights" lol 030
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025To me the radioactive wasps were a lighthearted escape from all the dark crap going on in the world. The rad dose rate limits for the general public are so low that holding a wasp nest that's "10x the limit" is still 10x less than you get by being on a plane at cruising altitude 001
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025(genuinely curious/ thinking about where the lines are about being mean to evil people -- not trying to straw-man to make misogyny ok!) 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025It reads like a reporter assigned to do a hit piece on someone she secretly likes. Also: can we still tease trump for having a tiny dick? It seems to be the only thing that actually gets to him. But then why is that ethical but e.g. making fun of Liz Truss's voice not? Is it because he's more evil? 120
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Is this clip the actual FP video or a parody of it? If it's a parody I don't see the misogyny in it? Like, nothing seems weird about her voice or body (but as a dude I may be less attuned to these). If it's not a parody...are they sure??? 210
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Also, "will allow" here actually means "Israel won't try to shoot down British/German/French planes" which would be a really stupid thing for a country dependent on foreign military sales to do anyways 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@bencollins.bsky.social actually the gender neutral form is "computerboi" 040
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Billionaires who complain about how difficult life is for them should immediately be fined all of their money 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 15/07/2025100% on ICE - but there are other parts of DHS that are still doing good work, like the Coast Guard (rescuing people daily) and people behind the scenes that are tracking sex trafficking etc 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 11/07/2025If I had a name like "Khojasteh" and Stephen Miller running the show I'm not sure I'd be trying to help the deportation state get up and running... Maybe he thinks he'll be exempted if he does their dirty work (since that always works out) 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Professionalism is HOW YOU GET lethality and why, say, a few dozen US soldiers and marines can calmly dismember 500 russian "warriors" without a taking a single casualty 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Wonder if the 300 rich cranks also get 800 text messages a day a year and a half from the next election asking for money? 220
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 02/07/2025You know who doesn't have to go around saying they're not a bunch of little bitches? Anyone who's actually not a bunch of little bitches. It's like the guys wearing the "BDE" t-shirts, if you have to tell people you have it, you don't. 020
Reposted by HyoscineAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/06/2025This is Hope. Hope was born with an ultra-rare genetic disorder called MLS syndrome. She is deaf and blind. She also has a heart condition called cardiomyopathy, which makes it difficult for her heart to pump blood. 13941177
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Gonna start signing them DEFINITELY NOT STEPHEN MILLER 0181
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Yes, we monitor large events for WMD agents - standard since 9/11 010
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 20/06/2025@alexzfinley.bsky.social I keep thinking about a substack you wrote a while back titled "Will the uniforms at least be nice in the coming fascist dystopia?" or something like that. Because I think we have the answer to that: no 110
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Honestly more surprised that there are that many women there, talk about a toxic workplace... 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Gonna bring some crayons to the protests to pass out, they'll probably be hungry after standing around all day 🖍️ 020
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I mean, it depends. If it's a printed T-shirt it should definitely have question marks or exclamation points. But for the like "college hoodie" style you posted a few weeks ago it should just be WITAOD 000
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Hey, with the roughly $30 per person that DOGE saved they'll be able to pay for their own... *checks notes*... single pill 010
Reposted by HyoscineThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2025Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty... 345147962046
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Maybe if we're mean enough to vulnerable people the bigger bully will be nice to us. (Since that totally works) 0201
Hyoscine @hyoscine.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Why did they all start ending messages and things with "Thank you for your attention to this matter"? Jim Banks letter ends that way too. It's weird... 100
