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haxardagron

@hyenas.wtf
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🏳️‍⚧️ engineer, hyena, dragon, something...

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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 3h
you're exposing hers!
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 6h
delicious fluids
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 05/10/2026
you just have no imagination
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 05/10/2026
look at my horse. my horse is amazing.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 04/10/2026
Yeah often, its a weird kind of nauseously tired.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 03/10/2026
ooh thats a good one
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 03/10/2026
...oh you mean like, on screen
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 02/10/2026
Yeah that would be use the phone as a projectile time
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 02/10/2026
Why does every 130-136 set I try to do become a 138-140
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 01/10/2026
RELEASE HER
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 01/10/2026
*drive makes clicking sounds* Well that made troubleshooting this drive easy.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 30/09/2026
that one's ready to go to college
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 29/09/2026
*screams* EYE SCUZZY
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 29/09/2026
DAMMIT GABE SEND IT
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 28/09/2026
this particular ache is just a remnant of me pulling something while lifting everything over the last few weeks, its already on the mend, driving wasn't aggravating it.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 28/09/2026
my upper back feels better already
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 28/09/2026
the sound played in my head upon reading the Chrono Cross title
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 28/09/2026
I think putting me in the pear jiggler would fix me.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 27/09/2026
It’s so weird how good Diddy Kong Racing was
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 27/09/2026
hahahaha
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 27/09/2026
CAUGHT. (correct number of tails)
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 26/09/2026
Brakes are a normal wear item, so they aren't usually super expensive to replace parts.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 24/09/2026
to be fair, the FLACs sound amazing because I actually get all of the frequencies back. Also this one I think is almost 30.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 24/09/2026
Me: "Oh I'll get a better non-continuous mix version of this crusty MP3 I've been listening to for 20 years..." *original is in a completely different key and speed * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 24/09/2026
TF comic but the subject being way more distraught at the nice shirt that juts got ruined
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 23/09/2026
goddamit I was close to being over it but someone posted a video of the set and I am angry all over again
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 22/09/2026
This entire meeting is "Let's make a much bigger deal of every single issue."
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 20/09/2026
*first time upgrading mouse in 4 years* Whoa this works awesome
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 20/09/2026
Finalized Fantastical 4000
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 20/09/2026
Today is a wonderful day to not go cave diving.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 19/09/2026
My whole body is still angry at me
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 18/09/2026
Oh I am in the reservation queue now
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 18/09/2026
enrichment
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 17/09/2026
I guess I am not in the queue then
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GooBone @goobone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trench dogs [ #FurryArt #Hellhounds ]
A hellhound with a trench knifeA hellhound being patched upA hellhound ready for battleThree hellhound wolves enjoying mail day
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 16/09/2026
the landscapers keep skipping the hedge outside one of my windows so I am tempted to buy a trimmer that takes my tool batteries and do it myself
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
I have strict rules about what substances to share with friends
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
not eating any of the honey your swarm would make, probably
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
yeah you wouldn't sting me its self preserving
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
Hopefully cooler weather means I did not bring 10000 bugs home
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
While accidentally washing a wallet in a pants pocket has its obvious problems, there are new ones to consider when mine is now made of metal.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
gocey store
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
they're getting desperate now aren't they
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 15/09/2026
They're putting me in the autoclave tomorrow for enrichment
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 14/09/2026
If you still enjoy Shitty Potter and somehow still interact with me, drop it or simply never talk to me again.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 14/09/2026
I love being just disabled enough for life to be fucking hell but not enough to qualify for anything.
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 13/09/2026
Omg I’ve been to cedar point and yeah I would just do the same
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 13/09/2026
Blueberry-apple laptop
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haxardagron @hyenas.wtf · 13/09/2026
Sopping wet beats
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