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moron

@hydroxymoron.bsky.social
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Autism haver, science shitposter, internet trash enjoyer

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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Periwinkle sounds like in the land of fairies it would be an unsayable slur
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Went to clean out my Google drive and found it full of pokemon cry mp3s from generations 1-4. Lmfao
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Irritable sardonic character who exclusively uses sarcasm to describe how frustrated they are & Bright-eyed autistic character picking up absolutely zero subtext and having the time of their life
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A couple of years ago I had my job tell me to stop using words like "crazy" or "insane" because they are ableist. That year they fired me for circumstances affected by my autism. They chose not to help me improve, and told me I had to leave that day. I'd worked there for 2 years. Now THAT is crazy
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A stong litmus test for whether someone is a Good Millenial or a Bad Millenial is how much they still care about harry potter. It provides so much info about their social circle and mental state
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've seen ppl get mad abt agreeing w former MAGA when they speak up against certain injustices (Marjorie on Epstein, Tucker on data centers, Candace on Israel, etc) I personally think it's cool to see bc it shows once even enemies are unbound by party lines we all agree on more than we think.
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ragebait but real #mtg
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Reading the #witcher series and so far Geralt seems to enjoy participating in the trolley problem only when someone else has pulled the lever. Like he will fix the track or w/e but trauma boy does NOT fuck with making even good decisions. My hot take
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This April we're doing environmental ed a little differently. Join us for Biodiversitease: an Earth Day Cabaret! We just don't see any reason why a bodacious bumblebee can't teach you about the critical role of pollinators, ya know? This *will* sell out. Get tix now Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com
a show poster for Biodiversitease earth day cabaret at starbolt 1936 front st doors 7 show 8, burlesque and drag performances and local vendors and educators performances by Jaeda, mx mossteria, victoria reno, and honeytree evileye. DJ hannibal lickher, Kitten: Pony Corbeau Benefitting: Skype a Scientist, with a bunch of hot babes among the flowers with a QR code to the event
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
sorry you are dead
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/01/2026
How to get into nature.
A four-panel comic titled "how to get into nature". In panel 1, a person kneels in the woods, looking down at a red-backed salamander, and the text says "notice a living thing." In panel 2, the text says "notice some other things that live near it," and there's a starflower, springtail, ant, little wood satyr butterfly, and salamander on the leaf litter. In panel 3, covered in creatures, plants, and a colorful starburst, the text says "Notice the connections between them, discover the wider ecosystem, learn about its histories, and find yourself following links from bedrock to stratosphere, between biotic and abiotic, at scales both microbial and massive, until you’re hopelessly overwhelmed by the wonder of it all." In panel 4, the text says "Fall into a daze and let moss engulf you." The person from the first panel is still kneeling in the woods, looking happy as moss slowly engulfs them, and they're saying "This is for the best."
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Please let me learn this this year
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social I would love to know if it's possible to apply for the scishow residency program. Is there somewhere I can submit an application/portfolio?
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Mark my words they gave Samus a motorcycle because they want to put her in Mario Kart
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Its depressing and IM still going to fight but I really dk if were ever going to see actual collective push towards fixing the climate until theres some sort of catastrophic disaster that affects SO MANY PEOPLE that the world goes "ohh okay" Like Californias old smog denialism but worse
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The skill floor for Aldi is high and it doesnt work for every build but the drop rates are incredible
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Bad youtube ads give me so much joy. Please tell me in great detail how i am pooping wrong
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Not to be intellectually superior but not once have i ever watched an animated movie and thought to myself "they should remake this as live-action"
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The Big Silly Event is live on twitch TOMORROW, at 7:00pm, EST. See you there!
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st! It's genuinely going to be special; Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell... Stay tuned for more info!
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A postmodern orchestra/chorus dedicated to interpreting and performing classic pieces as FAR from the standard as possible,while still following the sheet music to the letter. Anything not explicitly written into the original sheet music is open to interpretation. #ideas #music #postmodern
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, but you taste it and it doesn't taste like shit, then You're in the clear guys 👍 👍 💯
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Opinion I just made up: Every city should be judged solely on the merits of its worst neighborhood. The beauty of your most gentrified area does not show how much the average citizen is thriving
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ideally my hobby would be whimsically wandering to explore the world around me but alas! i live in the modern US and am afraid of being arrested for trespassing
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The funniest thing you can do to a mean comment on your video is give it the "creator heart" to thank them for their engagement and not reply
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Liberal senator loses husband to the alt-right. Millions perish #starwars
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/04/2025
Chess Position xkcd.com/3082
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Someday were gonna be hearing heartwrenching stories abt 90yo gamers with arthritis preventing them from #gaming
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
happy Homestuck Sunday to all who celebrate
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Getting dressed up in the finest cosplay and going to church on Homestuck Sunday
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Lord Jesus Himself elected Donald trump so he may clenz this world in fire and may God help him do so #tittok
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Yeah actually guys, i know its april 1st but like,, i think Jesus Christ would really care about Israel's security as a nation,, A few palestinian lives are probably not as important to him as his home country
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I hope my grandma who i love lives at least these next three years to see what her dumb-as-rocks voting decision has cost us
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Pub owners are like come down to my pub "The Sopping, Diseased Egg"
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
As a white man i want a shirt I can wear that says "Please be patient I'm a DEI hire" #ideas
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Spraying the enemy pokemon with a low accuracy poisoning move call that Poison Poisson Distribution (i have a poor understanding of #statistics)
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Drug Screening" is thinly disguised piss fetish behavior. Why do you need my pee. It's mine. Stop
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I FOUND SOMETHING I THOUGHT ID LOST LIFE IS WOTH LIVING
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A football referee blowing the whistle pulling out a revolver and shooting a player dead on the spot
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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NN Guesses 2017 Memes @resnextguesser.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
top 5 guesses: comic book [ 0.873 ] book jacket [ 0.121 ] jigsaw puzzle [ 0.000 ] breastplate [ 0.000 ] jersey [ 0.000 ]
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A pokemon trainer who battles you and their pokemon are at like 80% hp and ridiculously tough, implying they are the real protagonist and have been making their way through the area
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit theonion.com/ice-age...
ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It would be funny if they had an "online" category for dark souls speedruns. Imagine having to speedrun and getting invaded lmfao
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Having to sign "not only have i read this document, i understand it and i agree to it" under an incomprehensible pile of words is one of the most stressful things i have to endure as a modern adult
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A modern sitcom about a dysfunctional but loving polycule attempting to raise children #ideas
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
An asymmetrical 4-6 player board game where someone (chosen at random) is able to get way more resources than everyone else, and can spend their resources to make things harder for others to acquire. 2 ways to win: acquire 90% of all wealth OR unite with others and oust the richest player #ideas
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
500 classrooms have signed up for Skype a Scientist 2025! @skypeascientist.bsky.social matches scientists with classrooms, scout troops, libraries, & other groups for Q&A sessions. It's FREE! We have an advertising budget of $0. So tell an educator in your life that we exist SkypeAScientist.com
a hot pink flip phone with a DNA strand on the screen next to courier font text that says "Text a teacher: You can get matched with a scientist for a virtual Q&A in your classroom for free with skype a scientist"
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Video game where you have to disinfect your inventory space if you picked up something dirty
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moron @hydroxymoron.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The nature video about "The red-tailed Hawks of Utah" was an ironically the funniest video recommendation i got in 2024
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