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i cant believe that the new custodes models have a combat patrol already, they look so good its literally everything i want so i Will be buying it at launch

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this May turn into a xiv posting account in the future i am unsure if im confident enough to just straight up post about me playing xiv here that seems annoying

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

grips both sides of my head then it bursts open and like the birth of athena there erupts a singular beautiful four leaf clover

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× alex × @ellipss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Then just don’t cry. It’s not manly. Emotions make you weak anyway. Punch a wall, yell at someone, go to the gym, and move on.” Growing up male has damaged my emotions beyond repair, and I’d give anything to go back in time and give myself the space to actually sit and process the events around me

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

am i allowed to horny post on main? would people hate if i did that?

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

you've got the power to be his friend!

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hearing Isn't She Lovely on the radio in work now is kinda crazy it felt like that one scene in Doctor Strange like im being pulled through dimensions and thrown back all in the space of a second

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

between me dyeing my hair purple and it turning out the shade it did and my name i'm basically just larping fern frieren at this point

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

nuzzles you nuzzles you nuzz- oh... oops... sorry i got excited

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

being raised male is crazy cause what do you mean im not allowed to show emotion. My first instinct when i want to cry is "just cry later when you have privacy" but then i dont have privacy lmao

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Guys, do NOT wish on a monkeys paw. I wished for my life to get better and it sent me a 5'8" enby baddie with mental issues

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

just called my pussy an eldritch abomination and my spouse laughed so hard they farted

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They call me the Knot Queen the way i take my messy ponytail out in a bad way

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i think if i was in a movie it would have to be Yesterday (2019) so i could live in a world without The Beatles

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

new bit in work where i say "what did one [noun] say to the other?" and no matter what they say i say "where's my willy?" Thunderous laughter from all the white women over 40 with 3 children every time

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

getting fingered by the monkey's paw and it curls so it perfectly hits my g spot

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i just think it's embarrassing to stand up for AI. it's not gonna fuck you.

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

its the opposite actually, if you reject AI, I'll fuck you

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

getting a handjob from the monkey's paw

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

honestly thought about it that night and was like yeah that makes sense now

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

getting a message from an old friend who was homophobic and transphobic seven years later only to learn theyre now trans and gay and a puppy was not on my 2026 bingo card tbh

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the mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

every time i need to scooch somewhere my spouse will make the king zora sound from ocarina of time and it's the most offensive thing in the world

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

just saw a toddler fall over. never kill yourself

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I love when inspiration hits while... *checks notes* uh... restocking the potatoes?

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

i think boobs can cure my adhd

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

1.0 and deep north in september yeah. I love the game but it just cant hook me until endgame anymore

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

i dont know how many more "valheim released a new zone lets start again and play until the zone before the new one when we get bored" i got in me

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

you gotta clean your oats somehow

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Krees @kreesd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

You gotta start writing confusing journal entries now, maybe rip out half of the last page, need to sow the seeds now

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the urge to fake my own kidnapping/death and make my last 24 hours super confusing and full of clues to help my friends find out what happened

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

shaving does wonders to your confidence shout it from the rooftops

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Memento Mari 🎃 @marimerope.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’m gonna loot ur house AND heat up a metal pot in your microwave

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Estrogen baited trap" this, "White monster and cigarettes" that. I have a generator mag at my house you don't stand a chance

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Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I be moaning in my bitches ear like "Jerona!"

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