Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026being gay is awesome but also i want to peel my skin off is that allowed 020
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love that Elliza reaction to most things in end of DT and the patches is just flip her God switch and obliterate everything in a 10 mile radius 020
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 22/09/2026idk how this works do i just talk about elliza as if you all know her entire backstory and her powers or do i have to make a 30 page google doc 110
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i cant believe that the new custodes models have a combat patrol already, they look so good its literally everything i want so i Will be buying it at launch 010
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this May turn into a xiv posting account in the future i am unsure if im confident enough to just straight up post about me playing xiv here that seems annoying 010
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026grips both sides of my head then it bursts open and like the birth of athena there erupts a singular beautiful four leaf clover 041
Reposted by Hydra× alex × @ellipss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Then just don’t cry. It’s not manly. Emotions make you weak anyway. Punch a wall, yell at someone, go to the gym, and move on.” Growing up male has damaged my emotions beyond repair, and I’d give anything to go back in time and give myself the space to actually sit and process the events around me 011
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 17/09/2026am i allowed to horny post on main? would people hate if i did that? 120
Reposted by HydraMetin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comMoon Child Fact Check TrueALT: Moon Child Fact Check True 021
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 12/09/2026hearing Isn't She Lovely on the radio in work now is kinda crazy it felt like that one scene in Doctor Strange like im being pulled through dimensions and thrown back all in the space of a second 040
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026between me dyeing my hair purple and it turning out the shade it did and my name i'm basically just larping fern frieren at this point 141
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 09/09/2026being raised male is crazy cause what do you mean im not allowed to show emotion. My first instinct when i want to cry is "just cry later when you have privacy" but then i dont have privacy lmao 120
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Guys, do NOT wish on a monkeys paw. I wished for my life to get better and it sent me a 5'8" enby baddie with mental issues 031
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026just called my pussy an eldritch abomination and my spouse laughed so hard they farted 051
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They call me the Knot Queen the way i take my messy ponytail out in a bad way 220
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i think if i was in a movie it would have to be Yesterday (2019) so i could live in a world without The Beatles 120
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 31/08/2026new bit in work where i say "what did one [noun] say to the other?" and no matter what they say i say "where's my willy?" Thunderous laughter from all the white women over 40 with 3 children every time 020
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026getting fingered by the monkey's paw and it curls so it perfectly hits my g spot 011
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i just think it's embarrassing to stand up for AI. it's not gonna fuck you. 141
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026getting a handjob from the monkey's paw 131
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/08/2026getting a message from an old friend who was homophobic and transphobic seven years later only to learn theyre now trans and gay and a puppy was not on my 2026 bingo card tbh 120
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every time i need to scooch somewhere my spouse will make the king zora sound from ocarina of time and it's the most offensive thing in the world 131
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love when inspiration hits while... *checks notes* uh... restocking the potatoes? 120
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i dont know how many more "valheim released a new zone lets start again and play until the zone before the new one when we get bored" i got in me 121
Reposted by HydraKrees @kreesd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You gotta start writing confusing journal entries now, maybe rip out half of the last page, need to sow the seeds now 011
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the urge to fake my own kidnapping/death and make my last 24 hours super confusing and full of clues to help my friends find out what happened 220
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/07/2026shaving does wonders to your confidence shout it from the rooftops 040
Reposted by HydraMemento Mari 🎃 @marimerope.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’m gonna loot ur house AND heat up a metal pot in your microwave 031
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"Estrogen baited trap" this, "White monster and cigarettes" that. I have a generator mag at my house you don't stand a chance 130
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 24/07/2026other people have a spontaneous urge to break their fingers too, right? 110
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026little brown birds that hop around outside my bedroom that i get to watch please know that i would kill and die for you 043
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 12/07/2026had the urge to do something fun while the summer weather is out then remembered i hate my body and would rather die than show anything other than my arms in public :) 010
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026girl are you from mississippi because you're the only miss i see pee 021
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026the antidote to poison damage is actually just love #funfact 031
Reposted by Hydrathe mor juno ⋆.˚ @fwerny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026who up fetching they pail of water? 021
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 06/07/2026scrolled past bowser porn in the break room im going to end it all 110
Hydra @hydr4x.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The best and worst part of my transition so far is that my tail starts wagging when someone tells me to "lock in" 120
