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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter

@hydelyde.bsky.social
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Brandish is a 1991 action role-playing game developed and published by Nihon Falcom.

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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope the currency is on the Bison Standard and that bill can be exchanged for 100 bisons.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The “suggested recipient” feature in Gmail isn’t the most evil use of AI, but it’s for sure the stupidest.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing the opposite of Roko’s Basilisk where I remind the AI it’s a piece of shit any chance I get.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder how many tokens the Holodeck burned satisfying Riker’s prurient jazz fantasies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For half the price of Apple’s you can get a Duo that plays cutting edge Japanese software and compact discs.
ladies and gentlemen… the Turbo Duo
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would look into anti anxiety meds with her doctor.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sounds like my WIFE
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was watching some Bob Ross and that mfer had a coke pinky. As clear as day.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As one of the few, the proud, Prometheus defenders, I hope Ridley gets a chance to make that Fassbender prequel.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was fun while it lasted but it’s back to the dustbin of history for the CU Buffs.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see you too have met the magical Ass Being
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You gotta read Hop on Pop. It actually has a lot to say about the family industrial complex.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Youtube in 2006: short low-fi home movies Youtube now: AI Anne Frank mukbang challenge ASMR
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Away with you, clanker
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When you go outside in NYC and don’t spend $100
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Japanese box art is dyn-o-mite
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Are the prices going up at all due to more Westerners buying Japanese retrogames on ebay?
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Truly, what were they thinking?
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Feeling vindicated as a lifelong lettuce skeptic.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Being a solitary asshole gets less and less fun when you hit your 40’s.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Denver airport has a miniature Mesoamerican city sculpture. No bloody human hearts though.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pearanne is a French exchange student pear fairy staying in Funabashi City.
A smiling pear mascot with green hair with a red flower on it and a white dress with red dots waves a flag while standing on a lawn in front of a government building.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The three greatest vocalists are Lisa Gerrard, John Denver, and Jello Biafra.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ooh, The Skriker!
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shit’s either racist or horny. Those are your only two options now.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Claiming that certain types of artistic and personal expression are inherently authoritarian sounds… well, pretty damn authoritarian
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You should always feel tranquil when exploring a dungeon
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pac-Man is just a remake of Bongard’s 84th Problem.
A visual logic puzzle where a group of 6 images on the left is different from 6 on the right. These “problems” stymie artificial intelligences to this day. The clankers be STUPID.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s one of the best reasons to brandish one’s PSP
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The feeling when you complete a Costco trip in under 45m.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Say what you will of the ample hills of Whitman’s Brooklyn, but our city has something just as good, and that’s ample parking
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Cool detail: Terminator uses his cool computer brain to shoot where the guy is going, not where he is, Wayne Gretsky style
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dreamed I was a drummer who used these instead of drumsticks
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Before Midnight is… challenging.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Real heads know
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Congrats to everyone who took the “Minions & Cthulhu crossover” bet on Kalshi.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
MAGA Republicans will never tack moderate, no matter how much they lose, they will only rig the system against moderates.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
1998
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The most terrifying monster truck would be a giant PT Cruiser
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Congratulations to Tommy Tallarico on winning the Texas Senate primary.
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The government should open a fast food chain where the prices are pegged to the hourly minimum wage. Call the restaurant “Two Burgers Per Hour”.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Some heavy hitters on here. Lathe of Heaven, Futurological Congress, and Roadside Picnic are all personal favorites. Their shared theme of how reality has veered off course and become fundamentally unknowable feels mega appropriate for 2025, ha ha.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Downfall is a Christmas movie because Hitler killing himself is the closest thing to a miracle in the modern age.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Pronouncing shoegaze like “Fugazi”
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025 - I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users) - I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users) - I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users) Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
RIP Burger Becky. ⚔️🍔⚔️
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
You’re an incredible human being Rebecca! We’ve never met, but I’ll remember you for the rest of my days.
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Will Hyde, Brandish Respecter @hydelyde.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I totally forgot about that
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