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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

hey guys? can we shut the fuck up genuinely im trying to sleep and all i can hear is bullshit back and forth i fucking HATE it here

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Thalia Karpusi @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ, ᴍʏ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ?” “ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ... ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ...” ⋆༺𓆩🏛️𓆪༻⋆⋆༺𓆩🏛️𓆪༻⋆ // About the account \\ - 18+ - NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW - serious // crack - multishipper - mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈

João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good point, why is Romeo here? This is a NATION meeting. For actual nations.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I bet you'd like that. You'd be lucky to have a chance with me, meu amigo!

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Italians need sex education because they're all virgins.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You don't have to feel so jealous, passarinho. There is enough of me to go around!

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I've gifted a lot of things to Áustria over the years, my diseases definitely won't be the last. 🍷😉

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You know, Roderich, if you ever wanted to get away from my brother and his friend, my door is always open... ;) 🍷 [--> enjoys stirring drama]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

hit tweet btw follow me for more bangers like this one

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Matthew Williams @mapleleafed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝙽𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁 // About the account \\ - 18+ - NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW - serious // crack - multishipper - mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈

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𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞-𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐞𝐬 @bellalotus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

men get hotter when they're on the brink of collapse !

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Your sister is pretty hot, I agree. 🍷😉

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Tino Väinämöinen @finnishchristmas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

" 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? " // About the account \\ - 18+ - NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW - serious // crack - multishipper - mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈

João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

[[ HISTORICAL RP, HAS NO INTERFERENCE WITH ONGOING RP'S ]] ———————–————— [After the succession crisis his country faced, João was on the border of death's door. His country was falling out under him, and he had little to no support. Except... One option. One option he had no choice but to take. +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There is nothing better than pretending the world around you does not exist! I will drink to that! 🍷😉

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He chuckles and leans against the wall.] Technically i fucked you. After you weirdly started tugging at my dick in confusion. Hey, whatever floats your boat, meu amigo. Don't make too much of a mess.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Shame. I would have changed your mind about him. [He puts his cigarette out and gets out of bed. He throws on some clean clothes and gestures around.] Your clothes should be somewhere, but I might have some large baggy clothes you can borrow if you want something clean.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He takes it back and copies him, taking a long drag from it before chuckling and exhaling the smoke.] You know, it is funny. On your own, you are both very smart people. But with each other... You're both idiots. Maybe you bring out the dumb in each other! [He sits up himself.] Have you had a +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He hums and digs through his drawer until he finds one of his packs of cigarettes, normal tobacco, he grabs one and lights it up. After thinking for a moment, he exhales the smoke and offers it over to Abel.] Weird. He messaged me yesterday asking if i had any spare wood from my coop.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He pauses in his gloating and frowns. Broke up? But...] Seriously? You broke up? Let me guess, you dumped him because he was too overbearing, right? Sim, that's my brother. He was infatuated with you, and you broke his heart? Cold, Abel. [He's assuming Abel dumped Antonio. It makes sense to him.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[At the sensation of someone moving around next to him, he's stirring. While Antonio can sleep through the world ending, he's a very light sleeper, usually waking up with his roosters calls. His eyes flutter open and he groans, tongue clicking against the roof of his mouth.] God... +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[Holy shit. Antonio wasn't lying. He sends a quick prayer to the good lord before placing his hand on Abel's hip, pausing his wiggling. He can't hold back much longer, he's going in for another kiss.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[Well, he's not complaining about the compliments or the kiss. He's kissing him back equally as roughly until the urge to breathe claws at his lungs. Then he pulls away, panting softly.] Okay, big guy. Your turn. [He's heard the rumours, he just wants to confirm...]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

. . .? [He's so confused but he's whipping it out anyway. It's... It's a fine dick. He's proud of it himself, but yknow, not for the same reason as Abel probably.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Hey! [What the hell?? This is the weirdest sex he's ever had.] Careful with the goods. I grew him myself, he's delicate.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He groans and pulls away] What is it? Are you alright?

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He lets out a huff of a laugh and crawls up closer to his face. Before Abel can get further, he's snaking his hand behind the blondes head and tugging his head forward, finally connecting their lips together. However, the close contact is causing his hips to press against Abel's. Something may be +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[He chuckles and leans in until their lips are barely touching.] What can I say? I like to play with my food before eating... And you are definitely the tastiest thing I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Mm. Maybe I am. I've been waiting a long time for this. [He leans down to press a kiss to the corner of Abel's mouth, teasing him.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[After getting two cups of water, hs returns. He pauses at the door before bursting out laughing.] Wow. It's like a painting has come to life. [He places down the water on the bedside table and reaches behind his head to undo his ponytail. He shakes his hair free so it's all fluffy +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He has always wanted to hear that aimed at him. But for some reason, he can't bring himself to say it back. So he just nudges Abel gently enough as to not throw him off balance.] You are a sap. Come on. [He opens the door and leads him inside, shutting the door behind them. He leads Abel to the+

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I missed you... [If he's delusional enough he can believe it's actually meant for him. Funnily enough they're pulling up to his house sooner than later. He gets out the car and comes round to open Abel's side.] Come on... I'll make sure you don't fall over on the way in. [João's house, unlike +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He hums and scoots closer to Abel, tracing his jaw with the hand that isn't holding the joint.] Maybe you should stop thinking so hard... We're almost to my home, after all...

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sick? I have not been sick in decades. Perfectly healthy! In fact, recently, I've been feeling even better than healthy. [He hums] Aww, you didn't stop by just to see me? Always on a mission, aren't you? [They're almost to his house! Just a few more turns.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He was taking another hit when that last line came out, which is making him cough and laugh.] You are very bold when you're like this, you know? Very loquacious when you are high. [He's forgetting he's meant to be Antonio. Including his vocab. Antonio would never say 'loquacious'. The hell.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He's never seen Antonio smoke weed!! And anytime he did do it with Abel, they never made out for it! Much to his dismay :( whatever, he's bringing it to his lips and taking a hit, blowing the smoke in Abel's face playfully.] Mm. It has been a very long time since I have had one of these.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He chuckles and leans closer, snaking his hand down Abel's chest and down into the pocket, pulling one out.] Do you have a light for me, meu- uh, mi amor?

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He stares at the joints in contemplation. Think of all the times Antonio has messaged you about how much he loves Abel, João... Is it really right to sleep with your brothers soulmate?] [Then he remembered, he didn't really care. He holds his hand out.] You make a convincing argument!

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I'm not– [Dammit. Looking like his brother is a cruel joke. Did the universe just know about the feelings he used to have towards this man?! Though... It could be fun to use against his brother... He sighs and grabs Abel's cheeks, pulling him away.] If you were sober, I would ruin you. But... +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He's rolling his eyes and telling the driver his address and to take them to his home, he slides in next to Abel to stabilise him.] Come on. It breaks my heart to see you so... out of it like this, my friend. You can stay with me tonight. [He'll just drop him off at his brothers tomorrow.]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[He frowns and turns to face the car. He expects a stranger, or even a diplomat, but when he sees Abel his eyes widen. He signals for the driver to stop and walks closer.] Abel? Meu amigo, it is a pleasant surprise to see you. [A bad day for his and his brothers language to be similar. +

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[Meanwhile, he himself had just finished grabbing some dinner with a friend. He was walking home, not paying much attention to any nearby cars. Much more focused on his phone. He didn't care for the car that turned onto the road he was on, his back to it. The shadows hiding his ponytail.]

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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I have a better activity for you all to do than talk about this.

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

. . . A lotta weird shit going on around here. 🍷

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[He chuckles and heads to her teapot, gently pouring another cup before bringing it over.] Here. All better... Now... Is it *Just* the tea you're crying about, or is something else going on in that pretty head of yours? [He's cleaning the rest up for her. Girls should never shed tears!]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[He's gently dapping at her cheeks with a handkerchief.] Do not shed tears, Leãozinho. It is an easy fix. How about I make you a new cup while you clean up your mess, Sim? [Anglo-Portuguese alliance is the oldest in the world for a reason!]

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João Henrique Lisboa @hwsportugal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My brother isn't an idiot. He's just... intelligently challenged.

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