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Hans van Leeuwen

@hvnlwn.eurosky.social
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member of the subtribe hominina, a branch of the tribe hominini belonging to the family of great apes lover of lowercase grammar and omitting the indicator of the end of a declarative sentence, and often forgets to include 'i think' anthropo‑skeptic

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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026
but it's cute
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026
was wondering
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
am i the only one who was looking at the solar eclipse and wondered who has the key?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
it's more
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
1/10 THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR told by Donald J Trump okay kids, listen. listen. we have a caterpillar. a tiny little guy. very tiny. not impressive. i've seen crumbs bigger. believe me monday he eats one apple. one. very small. very weak. i eat bigger apples. everybody knows it. everybody
THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR 
by Donald J Trump 

okay kids, listen. listen. we have a caterpillar. a very tiny little guy. not impressive. i've seen crumbs bigger. believe me

monday
he eats 1 apple. 1. very small. very weak. i eat bigger apples. everybody knows it. everybody

tuesday
2 pears. wow. 2. he thinks he's doing great. he's not. he's really not. i've seen people do 2 things and think they're smart. they're not smart. very dumb people

wednesday
3 plums. 3! he chews like he's working hard. he's not. i work hard. i work the hardest. people say, "sir, nobody works harder than you." and they're right. totally right

thursday
4 strawberries. beautiful strawberries. and he just eats them. messy guy. very messy. i don't like messy. messy is bad. like those people who pretend they know things. they don't. very sad

friday
5 oranges. he's stuffing his face. totally stuffing it. like the media stuffing nonsense. they love nonsense. they eat it up. no standards. very low iq behavior

saturday
cake, ice cream, pickles, cheese, he eats everything. like a crazy person. totally crazy. i've seen people do that. not good people. very bad people. they eat everything and then say they're fine. they're not fine. not even close

sunday
he eats 1 leaf. finally a good choice. a smart choice. and he feels better. of course he feels better. because he finally stopped acting like those losers who think they're important

then he makes a cocoon. looks terrible. really terrible. like something made by people who don't know how to make things. i make things. i make the best things. everybody says so

then he comes out as a butterfly. people go, "oh wow!" but honestly? i've seen better butterflies. much better. this 1 is okay. just okay. but people clap anyway. people clap for anything. very low standards

anyway kids, that's the story. a tiny nobody eats too much, hides, and then thinks he's special. happens all the time. i've met thousands of them. none as good as me. not even close
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/07/2026
i knew i've seen them before.
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
wim t. schippers is heden opgehouden met doorgaans doorgaan bedankt voor alles wim
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026
whores in this house there's some whores in this house there's some whores in this house there's some whores in this house
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026
i like big butts and I can not lie
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 07/06/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 27/05/2026
If You Still Have an Account on X
 (to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")

If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)
If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)
Every post you make, is a fascist-friendly stunt If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)

If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)
If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)
Saying "I don't really post much" just reveals you're a farce
If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)

If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)
If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)
Every scroll you do is funding Elon Musk the fascist prick If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)

If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)
If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)
You're a closet nazi and a dumbass maga twit
If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)

fat shit!
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 23/05/2026
was just wondering
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
how to avoid getting the hanta andes virus

1. if someone looks super sick, don't sit glued to their face for hours. personal space is magic

2. no cuddle marathons with people who say "i feel terrible." be a supportive penguin from a safe distance

3. don't share beds, cabins, snacks, or pillows with someone coughing like a cartoon villain

4. mystery liquids are not quests. don't touch, poke, sniff, or investigate. walk away like a wise wizard

5. pee and poop also count as mystery liquids. if you find a cabin full of any kind, do not sweep it like a hero. open the windows first. walk away second. be the wizard again

6. don't camp or sleep in places where tiny sneaky long-tailed pygmy rice rats have clearly been living their tiny sneaky lives. they were there first and they are not sharing peacefully

main rule: don't glue yourself to sick people or pet long-tailed pygmy rice rats

as the wise writer douglas adams once said: DON'T PANIC!
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/05/2026
found it floating around on the dark web already
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 02/05/2026
if my vibes were made into an album, the cover would be this. and it took more time to create than i expected, so i might actually use it for a one‑off ep
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 01/05/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
or in good old cmyk
cmyk 8647
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/04/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/04/2026
yeah heard that too, wasn't perfected yet i'm told
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 27/04/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026
thats the picture with the russian food filtered out, the us army has been sold to putin, this is the actual food they get now. i bet the russians put some special ingredients in that too
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
so iran is a killing machine? if i make a list of countries that killed the most people since world war 2, it’s something like this
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/04/2026
thats just a disguise i'm more like this;
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
love the guy to bits, a shame he only comes once a year
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
In this moment Trump enters Gehenna, and every hope that once clung to him is already ash. Nothing here purifies; everything here condemns. The watchers stand not as guides but as witnesses to a sentence long earned, a fate sealed by a life spent in defiance of the light
In this moment Trump enters Gehenna, and every hope that once clung to him is already ash. Nothing here purifies; everything here condemns. The watchers stand not as guides but as witnesses to a sentence long earned, a fate sealed by a life spent in defiance of the light

As 2 Peter 2:4 declares, even the angels who rebelled were hurled into chains of darkness until the judgment, and the fate of the unrepentant is no lighter

This is the end beyond which no appeal exists, the place where the sinner discovers too late that divine justice is not delayed forever
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
#WeaponOfMassDestruction
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
#wtf must be something going on i guess
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
#SueTheUSA
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/03/2026
so we finally have a picture of god?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/03/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026
found the first one floating around
kash patel and his pal
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 10/03/2026
deze?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 10/03/2026
who is blocked? me?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 01/03/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 26/02/2026
thats a bit harsh indeed, heres a redacted version, epstein style
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026
had to look up who's bonnie blue and now i know, found the advertisement breaking the article about her kinda funny.
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 16/02/2026
loathing - hvl'26
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