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Hans van Leeuwen

@hvnlwn.eurosky.social
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member of the subtribe hominina, a branch of the tribe hominini belonging to the family of great apes lover of lowercase grammar and omitting the indicator of the end of a declarative sentence, and often forgets to include 'i think' anthropo‑skeptic

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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
1/12 watching the news out of the uk lately. riots, targeted violence, the speed at which a rumour turns into a mob. i thought it’s tempting to explain it as a sudden outbreak, something new that appeared overnight
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026
was wondering
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
am i the only one who was looking at the solar eclipse and wondered who has the key?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
1/4 RIVM noemt zonsverduistering “bijzonder,” Zwolse Marleen (52) weet allang beter. Nederland maakt zich morgenavond op voor een gedeeltelijke zonsverduistering, door het RIVM aangeduid als “bijzonder hemelverschijnsel.” Voor Marleen uit Zwolle is dat woordkeuze op z’n zachtst gezegd “wat naïef.”
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
1/10 THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR told by Donald J Trump okay kids, listen. listen. we have a caterpillar. a tiny little guy. very tiny. not impressive. i've seen crumbs bigger. believe me monday he eats one apple. one. very small. very weak. i eat bigger apples. everybody knows it. everybody
THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR 
by Donald J Trump 

okay kids, listen. listen. we have a caterpillar. a very tiny little guy. not impressive. i've seen crumbs bigger. believe me

monday
he eats 1 apple. 1. very small. very weak. i eat bigger apples. everybody knows it. everybody

tuesday
2 pears. wow. 2. he thinks he's doing great. he's not. he's really not. i've seen people do 2 things and think they're smart. they're not smart. very dumb people

wednesday
3 plums. 3! he chews like he's working hard. he's not. i work hard. i work the hardest. people say, "sir, nobody works harder than you." and they're right. totally right

thursday
4 strawberries. beautiful strawberries. and he just eats them. messy guy. very messy. i don't like messy. messy is bad. like those people who pretend they know things. they don't. very sad

friday
5 oranges. he's stuffing his face. totally stuffing it. like the media stuffing nonsense. they love nonsense. they eat it up. no standards. very low iq behavior

saturday
cake, ice cream, pickles, cheese, he eats everything. like a crazy person. totally crazy. i've seen people do that. not good people. very bad people. they eat everything and then say they're fine. they're not fine. not even close

sunday
he eats 1 leaf. finally a good choice. a smart choice. and he feels better. of course he feels better. because he finally stopped acting like those losers who think they're important

then he makes a cocoon. looks terrible. really terrible. like something made by people who don't know how to make things. i make things. i make the best things. everybody says so

then he comes out as a butterfly. people go, "oh wow!" but honestly? i've seen better butterflies. much better. this 1 is okay. just okay. but people clap anyway. people clap for anything. very low standards

anyway kids, that's the story. a tiny nobody eats too much, hides, and then thinks he's special. happens all the time. i've met thousands of them. none as good as me. not even close
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
wim t. schippers is heden opgehouden met doorgaans doorgaan bedankt voor alles wim
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
1/4 double‑tap strikes: bomb → wait for rescuers → bomb again legal experts call it potential war‑crime territory. morally? it’s not even ambiguous this isn’t “chaos of war”. it’s engineered cruelty a workflow built to punish anyone who tries to save a life
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026
a fabulist fabricator from the usa, had fact-checkers working all day, he’d bluster and boast, from coast unto coast, then tantrum when proved wrong each day.
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/06/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday you never experience the present moment, ever your brain takes ~100ms to process what you see hear & feel. by the time youre conscious of something, it already happened sound & vision process at different speeds. your brain waits, then stitches everything into one fake "now"
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 06/06/2026
#eurosky.social #eurosky just moved my account to eurosky.social as a privacy concerned eu citizen, having my data hosted under gdpr in europe just makes sense the at protocol makes it surprisingly easy to switch, same handle, same follows, new home highly recommend if you value your privacy
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
Bye
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 27/05/2026
If You Still Have an Account on X
 (to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")

If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)
If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)
Every post you make, is a fascist-friendly stunt If you still have an account on X, you're a cunt
(you're a cunt)

If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)
If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)
Saying "I don't really post much" just reveals you're a farce
If you claim you're just a lurker, you're an arse
(you're an arse)

If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)
If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)
Every scroll you do is funding Elon Musk the fascist prick If you say it's just for news, you're a dick (you're a dick)

If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)
If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)
You're a closet nazi and a dumbass maga twit
If you know what's going on there and still stay, you're a shit
(you're a shit)

fat shit!
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 23/05/2026
was just wondering
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 12/05/2026
sonder the sudden, humbling realization that every passerby is living a life as vivid, complex, and interior as your own
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
how to avoid getting the hanta andes virus

1. if someone looks super sick, don't sit glued to their face for hours. personal space is magic

2. no cuddle marathons with people who say "i feel terrible." be a supportive penguin from a safe distance

3. don't share beds, cabins, snacks, or pillows with someone coughing like a cartoon villain

4. mystery liquids are not quests. don't touch, poke, sniff, or investigate. walk away like a wise wizard

5. pee and poop also count as mystery liquids. if you find a cabin full of any kind, do not sweep it like a hero. open the windows first. walk away second. be the wizard again

6. don't camp or sleep in places where tiny sneaky long-tailed pygmy rice rats have clearly been living their tiny sneaky lives. they were there first and they are not sharing peacefully

main rule: don't glue yourself to sick people or pet long-tailed pygmy rice rats

as the wise writer douglas adams once said: DON'T PANIC!
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
www.csis.org/analysis/tap...
csis.org
Tapping into America’s Distaste for Forever Wars: The Spread of Iranian Narratives on Bluesky
On Bluesky, suspected Iranian-linked accounts are spreading narratives about the conflict in Iran aimed at Western audiences, with some gaining more reach than others. The United States should work wi...
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 03/05/2026
nice at least for people who like live music. this aadam jacobs was wicked ✋ archive.org/search?query...
archive.org
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 02/05/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday time passes slower the closer you are to a massive object. the clocks on gps satellites have to be constantly corrected because they run slightly faster in orbit than on the ground your head ages faster than your feet. you are, technically, older at the top than at the bottom
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 01/05/2026
ok, i will be leaving bluesky june 1st. you can find me on mastodon if you like. but i cannot stay on a usa platform it is not safe and just plain hypocritical if i would ignore and stay
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 01/05/2026
the trump administration drafted a memo explaining how to use 1.3 million peoples hiv medication as a bargaining chip for mining rights. the word they used for this strategy was “leverage.” this is what they mean by christian values www.aljazeera.com/video/2026/4... www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/w...
aljazeera.com
Is the US forcing Zambia to trade minerals for lives?
Zambia must decide by April 30 if it will provide American businesses with preferential access to its minerals.
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 01/05/2026
#PoliticiansVsUsedCarSalesmen 3 test drives - used car salesman: lets you drive it for four minutes - politician: lets you live with it for four years - similarity: defects appear only after commitment
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/04/2026
#PoliticiansVsUsedCarSalesmen 2 warranty language - used car salesman: offers a warranty that covers everything except what breaks - politician: offers accountability that applies to everything except what happens - similarity: the fine print is where the truth lives
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 26/04/2026
#PoliticiansVsUsedCarSalesmen 1 inventory management - used car salesman: has a lot full of vehicles in various states of reliability - politician: has a portfolio of promises in various states of plausibility - similarity: both confidently present items that may or may not start in the morning
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026
#SongsOfMyLife #SongOnSunday 1/2 Peter Gabriel (featuring Kate Bush) “Don’t Give Up” written about the despair of unemployment in thatcher’s britain, but it reaches far beyond that. gabriel’s voice carries the weight of a man who has nothing left. youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc
youtu.be
Peter Gabriel - Don't Give Up (ft. Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday most first dates end with both people lying to each other’s face
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/04/2026
NEWS: Bette Midler just released a new music video for her remake of "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"—featuring Barbara Hershey, other celebrities, and crowds from the No Kings protests in a joyful, powerful show of resistance. You have to see this.
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 20/04/2026
woke up this morning and for a brief moment i understood everything. the shape of time, why we’re here, what the numbers mean. then i took a shower and it was gone. and now there’s a little voice in my head. hi, my name is chucky, wanna play?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
#SongsOfMyLife #SongOnSunday 1/3 Vivian Stanshall "Yelp, Bellow, Rasp Et Cetera" some songs lift you clean out of yourself. this is one of them. every time i hear it something loosens, something breathes, and for a few minutes the world makes a different kind of sense youtu.be/pNOZ_q1eGYA
youtu.be
Vivian Stanshall - Yelp, Bellow, Rasp Et Cetera
YouTube video by Indigoinsf5
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
wondering if @gennerveevy.bsky.social looked at mastodon.online or any of the other mastodon servers that publicly commited to the mastodon server covenant (formal set of requirements that includes active moderation against racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia). @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 18/04/2026
#MassiveAttack #TomWaits #BootsOnTheGround youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE
youtu.be
Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground
YouTube video by Massive Attack
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 18/04/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday women stop being considered “generically attractive” around 35–40 men stop being considered “generically attractive” around 50–55
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 14/04/2026
asking for a friend: have you ever had an itch you can’t scratch, in public… and the moment you do, everyone looks at you like you’ve committed a felony?
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 12/04/2026
#SongsOfMyLife #SongOnSunday 1/3 Tuxedo Moon "In a Manner of Speaking" i first heard this song in 1985 and it has never left. not as a memory, not as nostalgia. it simply stayed youtu.be/l6H-ESkf2bU
youtu.be
Tuxedomoon - In a Manner of Speaking
YouTube video by RileyELFuk
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 11/04/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday there’s a species of moth native to california and mexico that was named neopalpa donaldtrumpi because the scales on the moth’s head resemble donald trump’s hairstyle
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 09/04/2026
my humour is so black anish kapoor tried it and it owned him back. they found an unauthorised certificate of authenticity. not him
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 07/04/2026
anyone got a flying fuck left? i could use one more is fine too
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 07/04/2026
a civilization over 2500 years old, ancient when rome was founded, existed before christianity, before islam, before the usa was imaginable, hasnt started a war in over 200 years while the usa started or joined over 100 armed conflicts a man whos been president for 442 days said it will die tonight
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 05/04/2026
#SongsOfMyLife #SongOnSunday 1/3 She Drew The Gun “Poem” some songs don’t need decades to prove themselves. some arrive fully formed, carrying a truth so clear and so necessary that you know instantly they’ll stay with you for ever youtu.be/Q15_m1XEdAI
youtu.be
Poem - She Drew The Gun
YouTube video by SheDrewTheGun
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 05/04/2026
youtu.be/Tlc8SwGfMBE #DiaperChoir #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
youtu.be
Diaper Choir - Release the Epstein Files
YouTube video by The Texas Dust Studio
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 04/04/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday american cheese is so far from real cheese that many countries legally ban it from being called cheese at all it’s ultra-processed, high in sodium, and contains emulsifying salts and artificial additives nature did not make that. a food engineer with a spreadsheet did
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
In this moment Trump enters Gehenna, and every hope that once clung to him is already ash. Nothing here purifies; everything here condemns. The watchers stand not as guides but as witnesses to a sentence long earned, a fate sealed by a life spent in defiance of the light
In this moment Trump enters Gehenna, and every hope that once clung to him is already ash. Nothing here purifies; everything here condemns. The watchers stand not as guides but as witnesses to a sentence long earned, a fate sealed by a life spent in defiance of the light

As 2 Peter 2:4 declares, even the angels who rebelled were hurled into chains of darkness until the judgment, and the fate of the unrepentant is no lighter

This is the end beyond which no appeal exists, the place where the sinner discovers too late that divine justice is not delayed forever
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
#WeaponOfMassDestruction
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
#wtf must be something going on i guess
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
#SueTheUSA
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 28/03/2026
just watched bbc news night with victoria derbyshire talking to epstein survivors. i’m shaking with anger. the cruelty, power games, the people who enabled it, REVOLTING. every time more comes out the rage just spikes. i want accountability not silence and protection for the powerful
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Hans van Leeuwen @hvnlwn.eurosky.social · 21/03/2026
#StrayFactsSaturday you are constantly breathing in atoms that were once part of other people
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