squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Holy shit, I would rather stick my hand in a toaster than do this… 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Flight! Sure he’s in it for like a total of five minutes but it’s a great five minutes. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I still maintain he should have been nominated for 10 Cloverfield Lane. 210 2
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m pretty sure one of the releases also cuts the “Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl?” 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was out at Antelope Island today and I’m pretty sure we need to change the name to Antelope Peninsula because… damn there’s no water. Like there is no water on either side of the causeway and it seems bad. Like we all know it’s bad but it’s seems bad bad. It was real pretty though. 000 0
Reposted by squid 🦑onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible 9482412002 8.2K
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve never actually seen this video but it is my favorite YouTube video. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My kid is too scared to go down the slides but is having fun just going back and forth on the zip line.static.klipy.comTim Robinson's ITYSL Zip Line Pool JumpALT: Tim Robinson's ITYSL Zip Line Pool Jump 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I maintain the only good thing about trampoline parks and things like that is they all have those message chairs that I can sit in for like $10 for a half hour. They’re probably filthy and covered in disease but just let me enjoy it for a half hour. 101 1
Reposted by squid 🦑the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era. 252614301 2.6K
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oddly I watched that exact same video yesterday. My algorithm then decided that like every fourth video should be about the dangers of dimethylmercury poisoning. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Learning some new things today, like that apparently I was very wrong about when WW2 ended. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026YouTube, we need to have a talk about your algorithm… 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The Brian’s Hat sketch from I Think You Should Leave may be the most perfect four and a half minutes ever. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026100% Though I see them awarding it to some startup that one of their fail son child started and it wouldn’t work very well as a speed camera but would work very well as a surveillance camera. The right would be up in arms against the speed part but would fine when it pivoted to just surveillance. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Make sure before you do all that? PLUG IN THE FUCKING PART YOU JUST INSTALLED. It makes things a lot easier and probably will actually fix the problem. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I know everyone here is 38 and probably doesn’t need helpful dad advice but I’ll give you some. If you’re repairing something, oh say a dryer? Once you’ve figured out the issue, bought a new part, installed the new part, and put everything back together? 100 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It’s going to be an interesting era for black boxes where we know the last thing a pilot hears before crashing is someone calling them a slur and telling them to get good. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Got these from Del Barrio last night and my God they were some of the best tacos I’ve ever had. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is probably only for the Utah people on here but I never realized how much the nuclear Boy Scout looked like Super Dell. 100 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Watching the game now because I forgot about it last night and I enjoy how comically large Quinton is comparatively. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh I’m going to go with “Swimsuit Video” out of curiosity. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026All That Jazz. I knew it was going to be good, I had always heard it was good and it was one of my grandpa’s favorite movies. I was surprised at how good it was and how much I liked it though. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What do you think the chances are of her being into some sort of urine therapy? Also I’m shocked that there isn’t a third sun picture with her talking about the benefits of perineum sunning. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was going to post this when they finally announced that Mitch McConnell was dead but… no time like the present! 030 3
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026So is this like a problem that I’m unaware of? My razor handles have always been unscented. Ladies, am I missing out? Also: why? 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Guess who has two thumbs and lost their Apple Watch at Lagoon-a-Beach! This guy! 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It was like $350 and at the time I don’t think I had a job. It was also like $350 in 2005 money. If I ever saw it again I would find some way to beg borrow or steal however much money they want. The picture above is from a Texas Roadhouse and I constantly wonder if I could grab it and run out. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I was at some home goods store and they had like a store within a store that was selling like fine art of Jesus but also taxidermy? Inside they had an armadillo that was stuffed but also had on a cowboy hat, sheriffs star and a little six shooter. It looked kind of like this: 120 2
Reposted by squid 🦑UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Photo of McConnell as of this morning, during his daily infusion of 1000 SNAP benefit recipient souls 144574 445
Reposted by squid 🦑Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You're walking through the desert when you find Mitch McConnell lying on his back, unable to turn over. You're not helping him. Why is that? 2439255 392
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My house is vibrating from the live band playing on my neighbors front lawn but my God this is extremely preferable to fireworks. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I chose Dean Koontz… I’m not sure what that says about me. 010 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Oh cool, people are already lighting off fireworks. Sure they’re currently banned here but who wouldn’t want to watch fireworks in the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN DAY. 000 0
Reposted by squid 🦑Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 04/07/2026New verse to Highwayman just dropped 2527 52
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Okay so I started it up I’m just not quite understanding how I’m going to make money off of this? 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don’t think the quiz could tell how hard and how many times I pressed this. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The only good thing James Carville has ever done is have a cameo in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comStop. Don't. Come Back.ALT: Stop. Don't. Come Back. 110 1
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It’s our fault their guy lost and we’re leaching off their party and need to leave and form our own. So if we do that we never have to hear about how it’s the lefts fault and if we had just voted for their crappy candidate all would right in the world… right? right? …right? 000 0
squid 🦑 @huzzabuh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026So let me get this straight. If we don’t vote for whatever crappy candidate they put up (or we actually do and they still end up losing) it’s the lefts fault and we need to stop purity politics and vote blue no matter who. However if we vote for a candidate that’s further to the left and they win… 200 2
