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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days

@hurricancelled.bsky.social
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gods most normalest creation (she/her)

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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
customer’s total is $18. says “that’s not right.” i pull out a calculator and go item by item and show her that the calculator says 18. still doesn’t believe me and spends 5 minutes analyzing her receipt lol
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im not neurospicy im AUTISTIC
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i really have toby fox to thank for my degrees
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have many worries. but i eat da pancakes with my friends
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they fermented my boy…
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
justice for tank the matrix
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trying to do homework after my 5 consecutive hours of class
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my year of being killed by hammers
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
have you guys ever notice that morpheus has a lot of good quotes
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im very good at customer service expect for when a customer is rude to me because of a problem outside of my control i dig my heels in and refuse to be apologetic
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
t*ylor who gave you the right to make allusions to human credential
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can’t believe i have a natural clopen this weekend. even starbucks has rules against this
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im gonna live forever
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im a slow morning aholic
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*eating red velvet cake and drinking dr pepper in bed* do you think a depressed person could do this
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
feeling very mentally well about school and life #true #honesty
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ever since learning that kellogg comes from “kill hog” ive never been the same
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BSKY PRIV ACCOUNTS WHEN
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my prof assigning us ai generated “podcasts” to listen to after giving multiple impassioned speeches in class about why gen ai is problematic
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can i be vulnerable and honest. i dont really know what the gas prices mean just that the number has gotten a lot bigger
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
life is kind of absurd and capitalism is kind of evil if you didn’t know. let’s all keep working to raise those record-breaking profits without acknowledging that anything happened, it’s what she would’ve wanted
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just when im about to get my shit together again a #event happens and throws the whole dang thing off
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes i reflect on the damage i did to society by showing my dad too many cooks
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
baddie in my class just started watching jerma stream
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
realizing that i absolutely cannot get homework done at home but the only cafe i like to work in closes so early
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
adults season 2 finale
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
platonic husbands to lovers trope real omg
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
our friend has just been killed in a tragic juggalo barn accident
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
crazy that the only person i still talk to who knew me during my supernatural phase is chasida like you guys don’t realize how serious destiel was to me
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everybody wants to reduce you down into one tiny box. like no one remembers that i also like fall out boy
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I GOT BAD NEWS BUT I DIDNT FIGHT!!!
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mayor knack actually popped his pussy so hard by putting cell service along the entire lrt line
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
on my tumblr for you page and almost accidentally reblogged from my annoying ex-mutual from bandom
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
something about working the self checkout is that people (mostly men) get really pissed off / defensive when you need to help them
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s messed up that i can’t say what the fuck is wrong with you to customers
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
woman wearing a “100% certified asshole” shirt sheepishly apologized for slightly getting in my way lol. this is my country at its finest
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
huge life update: i finally turned off auto-capitalization on my phone after thinking about doing it for maybe 12 years
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pooping at work and listening to panic! at the disco’s fan favourite 2011 record vices & virtues
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there’s a girl who always comes to the store wearing a diet coke hat and buys pepsi zero and it pisses me off so severely
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fall weather listening to kill yourself music at the cafe…we’re so back
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/09/2025
really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s time to get really into the chinese members of svt
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the 4 is the premier route in the city for standing in a clump at the front of the bus despite there being 8 available seats in the back
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do it for her (summers off)
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Party fish are in the house tonight! Everybody just have a fish time And we gon make you fish your mind Everybody just have a fish time WE PARTY FISH Yeah No fish in our Zeppelin!!
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piano gnawed by horses for 763 days @hurricancelled.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thursday let’s get it
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