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Mauro

@hurditbee4.bsky.social
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Progressive old guy from Chicago. Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Often a fool. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.

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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 12h
Votes have way the fuck more power than prayer to some non existent god creature. These people need to get their heads out of their bibles and their asses.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 13h
"Russia, if you're listening..." He's never hid his treasonous behavior. He's a total piece of shit and fugitive from justice.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 19h
You're missing the counterweight of a full diaper.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 19h
Tainted is the new euphemism for child rape on Fox.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 19h
Why is MSNOW promoting this assholes book?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 19h
Your flashing lights and loud sounds frighten and confuse me!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was kind of a popular sentiment in 1776.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking AI, Uhh, Oh yeah, I mean SI.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, what are we waiting for?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could put an eye out with one of those! 🤣
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Such bullshit. Always a smug douchebag. Why give him an audience?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like you were stopped for defrauding Medicare? Sure thing Skeletor. medicarefraudsenator.com
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Rick Scott: The $1.7 Billion Medicare Fraud CEO Who Became a Senator
How Rick Scott oversaw the largest Medicare fraud settlement in U.S. history at Columbia/HCA Healthcare, pleaded the Fifth 75 times, walked away with $350M+, and then got elected to public office.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's all this stuff in my bag?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was shimma shabba boo!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine your kid coming home and saying that he wants to grow up to be as stupid as Tommy?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did I think he was already dead? Wishful thinking I suppose...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what can happen when a child attempts to lift another child.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched the Nancy Pelosi rip up the script state of the union address while high as fuck. The whole thing was a nightmare until the end when she did it then I couldn't stop laughing.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing that could make that worse would be if he was also a Packers fan. FGB.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And we all know what's inside. 🤢
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First lady, sister wife, daughter-girlfriend, first fluffer. Natalie wears many hats.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm gonna eat that babby...
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Get In Ma Belleh! Mad Man Yells
ALT: Get In Ma Belleh! Mad Man Yells
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bag of raisins or a pot roast. I can't remember which was last through the self-checkout.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it came from Cracker Barrel, it probably involves some hybrid form of taxidermy and bedazzling. So, oh hell yeah, I NEED that.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't know it was a type of orange. If anything I thought it might have been a reference to yellow snow... Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow -Frank Zappa
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saying that is like rolling out the welcome mat for homeless brain worms.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah and the Tate brothers didn't get a fair shake either. Jesus, what an asshole.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need a really really big one of those labelled "Not my President."
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Empty spaces are what's left when a worm eats through your brain.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The GOP investigation explodes...
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Here Comes The Clowns And The Rest Of The Circus Mushroom Cloud
ALT: Here Comes The Clowns And The Rest Of The Circus Mushroom Cloud
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now, a reading from the Book of Hair Products and Grooming: "And when the philistines made fools of the war fighters they bolstered their loins with testosterone and perished from the world."
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JD Upholstery thinks he has the intellectual horsepower to damn Trump with faint praise in order to position himself as the heir apparent to this disaster. That message is entirely lost on MAGA because they're stupid and they've always hated him.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any pressurized vessel filled with volatile gasses and other oily substances may spontaneously combust. So, yes.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had syphilis in stages I have acted on my rages I have thumbed through all the pages Of the book for all the ages My diseases are contageous I'm so stupid, it's outrageous.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Onward, Christian soldier, dragging us to war, With the stench of Donald and his Moldavian Whore! Trump, your royal Master, makes everyone a foe; See his Royal Diaper, smell his Royal Flow!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never heard of it. What's it called Fuck-eez?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whadda you lookin' at?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Nobody has ever heard the word "affordability". Did you know that it has the letter B in it? It's just like "dumbocrat" but different. It's actually silent, so you can't really see it when it's in writing. I've spent hours at a time with Natalie picking undigested corn kernels out of my diaper."
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who is Dr. Zeus? Fucking cracker.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He can go ramp, he can go stairs, but I would prefer a pine box. However, no matter how he goes, it's okay with me so long as he goes. Soon.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In my best Jacques Cousteau voice... Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He could take either one and it would be perfectly acceptable to me, as long as it yielded the same result.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a little steering wheel for you...
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Phupa: Cute Baby in Red Toy Car
ALT: Phupa: Cute Baby in Red Toy Car
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The stoopid.... IT BURNS!!!!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a moron. Everything is "ratings" to this idiot as if there's some omnipotent super- authority over government and everything else that ultimately decides what is successful and what is not. It's what he refers to when he says someone is "highly regarded". By who, asshole?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Project Meridian, or how to defeat the US military without firing a single shot.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Networks and Congress should be suing the regime for using taxpayer dollars.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a father of two girls and a boy, I'm happy to see that other men understand what a profound and awesome responsibility and privilege it is to raise good human beings.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can run from a beard, but you cannot hide.
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Josh Hawley Running Coward
ALT: Josh Hawley Running Coward
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