Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 12hVotes have way the fuck more power than prayer to some non existent god creature. These people need to get their heads out of their bibles and their asses. 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 13h"Russia, if you're listening..." He's never hid his treasonous behavior. He's a total piece of shit and fugitive from justice. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Such bullshit. Always a smug douchebag. Why give him an audience? 020
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Like you were stopped for defrauding Medicare? Sure thing Skeletor. medicarefraudsenator.commedicarefraudsenator.comRick Scott: The $1.7 Billion Medicare Fraud CEO Who Became a SenatorHow Rick Scott oversaw the largest Medicare fraud settlement in U.S. history at Columbia/HCA Healthcare, pleaded the Fifth 75 times, walked away with $350M+, and then got elected to public office. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comAdmiral Ackbar: It's A Trap MemeALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine your kid coming home and saying that he wants to grow up to be as stupid as Tommy? 120
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why did I think he was already dead? Wishful thinking I suppose... 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is what can happen when a child attempts to lift another child. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I watched the Nancy Pelosi rip up the script state of the union address while high as fuck. The whole thing was a nightmare until the end when she did it then I couldn't stop laughing. 131
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The only thing that could make that worse would be if he was also a Packers fan. FGB. 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026First lady, sister wife, daughter-girlfriend, first fluffer. Natalie wears many hats. 160
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm gonna eat that babby...static.klipy.comGet In Ma Belleh! Mad Man YellsALT: Get In Ma Belleh! Mad Man Yells 011
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A bag of raisins or a pot roast. I can't remember which was last through the self-checkout. 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If it came from Cracker Barrel, it probably involves some hybrid form of taxidermy and bedazzling. So, oh hell yeah, I NEED that. 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I didn't know it was a type of orange. If anything I thought it might have been a reference to yellow snow... Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow -Frank Zappa 040
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saying that is like rolling out the welcome mat for homeless brain worms. 020
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah and the Tate brothers didn't get a fair shake either. Jesus, what an asshole. 020
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We need a really really big one of those labelled "Not my President." 030
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Empty spaces are what's left when a worm eats through your brain. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The GOP investigation explodes...static.klipy.comHere Comes The Clowns And The Rest Of The Circus Mushroom CloudALT: Here Comes The Clowns And The Rest Of The Circus Mushroom Cloud 170
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And now, a reading from the Book of Hair Products and Grooming: "And when the philistines made fools of the war fighters they bolstered their loins with testosterone and perished from the world." 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026JD Upholstery thinks he has the intellectual horsepower to damn Trump with faint praise in order to position himself as the heir apparent to this disaster. That message is entirely lost on MAGA because they're stupid and they've always hated him. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Any pressurized vessel filled with volatile gasses and other oily substances may spontaneously combust. So, yes. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had syphilis in stages I have acted on my rages I have thumbed through all the pages Of the book for all the ages My diseases are contageous I'm so stupid, it's outrageous. 080
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Onward, Christian soldier, dragging us to war, With the stench of Donald and his Moldavian Whore! Trump, your royal Master, makes everyone a foe; See his Royal Diaper, smell his Royal Flow! 050
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Nobody has ever heard the word "affordability". Did you know that it has the letter B in it? It's just like "dumbocrat" but different. It's actually silent, so you can't really see it when it's in writing. I've spent hours at a time with Natalie picking undigested corn kernels out of my diaper." 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He can go ramp, he can go stairs, but I would prefer a pine box. However, no matter how he goes, it's okay with me so long as he goes. Soon. 3813
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In my best Jacques Cousteau voice... Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean. 2142
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He could take either one and it would be perfectly acceptable to me, as long as it yielded the same result. 130
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here's a little steering wheel for you...static.klipy.comPhupa: Cute Baby in Red Toy CarALT: Phupa: Cute Baby in Red Toy Car 110
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a moron. Everything is "ratings" to this idiot as if there's some omnipotent super- authority over government and everything else that ultimately decides what is successful and what is not. It's what he refers to when he says someone is "highly regarded". By who, asshole? 000
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Project Meridian, or how to defeat the US military without firing a single shot. 031
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Networks and Congress should be suing the regime for using taxpayer dollars. 010
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a father of two girls and a boy, I'm happy to see that other men understand what a profound and awesome responsibility and privilege it is to raise good human beings. 0104
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can run from a beard, but you cannot hide.static.klipy.comJosh Hawley Running CowardALT: Josh Hawley Running Coward 1103