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Mauro

@hurditbee4.bsky.social
5.4K followers 5.5K following 5.1K posts

Progressive old guy from Chicago. Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Often a fool. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.

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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 6h
My boy patiently waits for dinner...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At least Zuck thinks it's cool...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My Chicago version:
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If only...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here's another train wreck...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The transformation from decent (prosecutor, DA) to hideous (Trump licker, grifter) is manifested in her physical appearance as well.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking AI, Uhh, Oh yeah, I mean SI.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was in good hands until the vandals cut the liner and stole all the water from it...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Melania: Look I wrap up weeth bow like beeg Chrismeess present! Donnie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Totally Allen! He can even wear Ken's clothes!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think he might be the duck in the tutu.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here he is being a loaf.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked if he was was in rehab They said No, No, No!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My Gustavo (Gus) takes advantage of his black fur to absorb enough energy to fuel a small city.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I snatched up Gustavo like that, he'd rip my face off.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So very special... It applies to her husband too.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah, and this poor bastard had to pretend he wasn't smelling a load of shit.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Edsel was better looking.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When you see a turtle on a fence post, you know they had help getting there.
Picture of a turtle on a fencepost.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bronze Age Communist Petroglyph
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Where are we going this time Natalie?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything is fine...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch? Yeah, He's good.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If only the sphere would find him on the beach...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Meanwhile in America...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So now the perpetrator is an immigrant, scuba diving, knife wielding, chemical engineer only known by the code name Johnny Algaeseed. Wow, check out the big brain on Ka$h! This guy is still laughing his ass off...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, for fuck's sake look at the number of posts on this thread by this bot. How ironic.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CNN viewer reaction:
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Damn.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The NTSB grounds airplanes and launches investigations for all kinds of transportation. Is there a Musk exception?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's my party and I'll sleep when I want to...
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Munch's Make Believe Band has declined to play at Freedom 250. No further information was given by manager Chuck E. Cheese in a very brief press release today.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Is Gwar available?
Rock group Gwar dressed in their bizarre costumes.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What idiot at CNN does this?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The. Most. Transparent. Administration. Ever.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fake Fuji. Fake face.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Look at that ridiculous hair. Who in their right mind takes this clown seriously?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
From the video... Evidence it was Biden's fault. If Spirit had been using its planes that day the pilot of the approaching aircraft wouldn't have been flying so low. Make sense, right? Donnie?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ayatollah Assaholla
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It does include the manual emergency inflation tube:
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Here's Tesla's version:
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This gives the title of Mary Trump's book new meaning -- "Too Much and Never Enough" I guess it wasn't enough to have destroyed our entire civilization.
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Crispin Glover with Kristi Gnome hair extensions?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How much lower do we need to go? How much more humiliation can we take on the world stage? How much more evidence do we need than this to confirm that the president of the United States is a raging, dangerous lunatic?
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My favorite image of the evening:
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