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Fantasy novelist and trash mammal Vapormage available now: vapormage.com Other things at hupfen.com

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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
VAPORMAGE is a year old so it's discounted because that is the extent of my understanding of marketing and promotion shop.vapormage.com VAPORMAGE: It's better than Mr. Beast's book
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've been writing a movie involving vtubers and every time I hear anything about vtubers I'm like I cannot write characters so insane and if I did the audience would not believe they exist
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Won the #MTGxTheHobbit prerelease tonight and along with the prize packs I was given a potato. If I had a nickel for every unusual potato-based situation I've been in over the last three weeks,
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Did not expect to go to a film industry mixer and run into the owner of my LGS but that's Portland I suppose
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's quite flattering to learn that they've made a Magic the Gathering card out of me
A Magic card from the Hobbit set titled "Nasty Little Rabbit", the remaining text is irrelevant to the nature of the joke
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
New Magic set means new Magic video, this time a brand crossover I don't actually particularly care about tbh (not enough rabbit-themed super heroes) www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH9m...
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How normal is Marvel: Super Heroes?
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In what is a kinda funny situation given the plot beats, VAPORMAGE is part of Kobo's Father's Day sale this weekend www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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Vapormage ebook by Zoe Landon - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Vapormage" by Zoe Landon available from Rakuten Kobo. A new science-fantasy adventure, for fans of Godkiller and Final Fantasy Linnute is a land of mundane magic, of schoolho...
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh yeah I didn't skeet but Vapormage is on sale for Pride Month $2 ebook all the places vapormage.com
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Vapormage
A magitek fantasy from Zoe Landon
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rolling out for MagicCon travel soon Only deck I'm taking is the one from the band video (www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZQ...) Also bringing copies of Vapormage to give to anyone who plays me (and wants one) Let it never be said that Silverquill are not needlessly confident in our ability to words
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How Many Magic: the Gathering Cards are Bands?
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
PSA: Hachette workers are currently leading the largest unionization campaign in publishing history and they're inviting all of us (readers, publishing professionals, anyone with a full name and an email address) to sign in support 💜 hachetteworkers.com/open-letter/
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Open Letter - Hachette Workers Coalition
To the management at Hachette Book Group, We are authors, publishing professionals, readers, and union supporters, and we are proud to express our full support for the Hachette Workers Coalition (HWC)...
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Zaffai and The Tempests is a #MTGStrixhaven card that's a fake band. How many Magic cards are real bands? Nobody is asking this question yet I made a video about it www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZQ...
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How Many Magic: the Gathering Cards are Bands?
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#FFXIV
An image from the latest Final Fantasy XIV patch notes. At the top, showcasing the fantastical, well-shaped outfits that come from the upcoming raid series, labeled "How I wish I dressed". Below, the upcoming glamour gear, which is literally just frumpy jeans and hoodies, labeled "How I actually dress"
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Magic schools" have been a notion since the medieval age, so surely #MTGStrixhaven would be fairly normal for the game But then they put Ancestral Recall on a card So in an attempt to forge an actual Video Series™️, I ask, how normal is Secrets of Strixhaven? youtu.be/3-bL3kaT9CQ
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I am working on the "how weird" video for Secrets of Strixhaven My green screening is so much better this time, y'all have no idea how much smoother this has been (The presentation is still "it's me you get what you get") (For someone who claims Silverquill I'm really not eloquent)
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When I'm working on a video and it approaches TV show episode length I find myself thinking Maybe I should be looking at the videos I make like they're TV show episodes
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This year I am the April Fool I've put VAPORMAGE on discount for the whole month ebook should be $3 everywhere, paperback is $15 direct (shop.vapormage.com)
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So I was warned that Vapormage showing up on Hoopla might take a bit And they weren't kidding, it just pinged me that it went live _today_ So hey if your library uses Hoopla here you go www.hoopladigital.com/title/19578678
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This week is apparently a big ebook sale at Smashwords so Vapormage is half off over there: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
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Vapormage
The gods are indolent, the rulers are corrupt, and the world's most powerful mage just wants to watch detective shows. Joined by a trio of fellow misfits, vapormage Kell Rusalka will have to dig throu...
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Working on a new video and I appear to be actively straining @archidekt.com with the thing I'm building To the engineers there, I'm sorry / you're welcome?
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
So who's putting together the silverquill writers meetup at #MCVegas
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
So Vapormage has been available on bookshop.org since release, as a paperback But apparently it's getting added as an ebook as well? I didn't really have to do anything, and now an option exists, neat
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I've vlogged again, bopping around SCGCon last weekend www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Qb...
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Fake Worms | Hupfen goes to SCGCon
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hello. I just released Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, a punk rock concept album about Chrono Trigger. It's been a long time and a lot of work and I really hope you enjoy it. It's on bandcamp now: clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... It'll be coming to your streaming service of choice soon. Enjoy.
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Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, by Clock Elixir
12 track album
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's him, the weird little guy
A copy of the Magic card Changeling Wayfinder, a blue goo guy ready to go off adventurin'
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
People look at #MTGLorwyn and ask "what's up with these weird little guys?" and instead of answering that question I rambled for 20 minutes about mechanical and aesthetic design www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQLf...
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How normal is Lorwyn Eclipsed?
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Working on a Magic the Gathering video
I'm just standing there looking disappointed with the text "#BLAMEOKO" in front of me
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It is "Rudolph get your ass up" foggy out there tonight
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I'm obliged to promote VAPORMAGE so my "advent calendar" this year is a month of random trivia about the setting and story that doesn't really matter to understanding or enjoying the story but oh well you're here time for me to gush about my blorbos
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Of course VAPORMAGE has a Black Friday sale, $2.99 ebook until I remember to turn it back which probably won't be until after Christmas vapormage.com (Paperback is also cheaper if you buy it straight from me)
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Vapormage
A magitek fantasy from Zoe Landon
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Went to Tacoma for a Magic the Gathering thing and vlogged about it www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cmWMUz2kYA
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Dragons of any adjective | Hupfen goes to Tacoma
YouTube video by Hupfen's Mundane Magic
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So I have it on good authority that VAPORMAGE is on a shelf at Broadway Books in Portland You can buy my book in a book store Which is neat* *extremely humbling and exciting and cool of them to do
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
VAPORMAGE is finally out! A queer found-family adventure in a science-fantasy world with historical mystery, political mystery, and a bunch of nods to RPG tropes Available at Amazon, Bookshop, all the usual places At last, I can rest (ha ha good joke) vapormage.com #booksky
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A magitek fantasy from Zoe Landon
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's the last day to preorder VAPORMAGE After today... it's just ordering, there's no pre anymore Also after today the ebook (only $3 for now) goes up in price so there's that vapormage.com #booksky #sff
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A magitek fantasy from Zoe Landon
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Vapormage releases in one week aaaaa Also it's finally up on Amazon (and Barnes & Noble and Kobo and other places) Last week to get the ebook at preorder discount price Links to all the shops at vapormage.com #booksky #sff
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Vapormage
A magitek fantasy from Zoe Landon
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Look what I found on my porch today
A box containing a few paperback copies of Vapormage, and also bags of air, we all love bags of air
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I guess if I'm actually releasing the book I should do some promo kinda stuff leading up to the date So let's do some longer write-ups about the cast, starting of course with the protagonist Kell www.vapormage.com #booksky
Promotional image about Kell Rusalka, they of Candhall, Cymona. Depicted in a green, sci-fi-ish wardrobe covering their entire body, doing some relaxed wizardy stuff.

The blurb about them:

Y'know how they say, "the doctor who graduates at the bottom of their class is still a doctor"? That's Kell. They're the runt. The flunkie. Well behind the other Vapormages in power and capability. Their strengths aren't the things that make a great Vapormage, except for one: they can be stubborn as all hell when they want to be.

Kell usually keeps quiet about their childhood, only ever admitting that they were a bit of a punk growing up. You wouldn't know it now, with how they keep to themself, but their close friends can see that personality come through from time to time.

Like all the other Vapormages, Kell is all but quarantined at their base until called up for action. They were one of very few who weren't initially called up for the Winters' War years ago, joining the fight only when absolutely needed.

When Kell does appear off the Vapormages' base, you can usually find them at the theatre. They love terrible films, and there are plenty to love. Most of the time, they're laughing at the melodrama, but maybe it says something that they keep quoting those movies in their everyday life.
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Trouble does what it wants. VAPORMAGE, a magitek fantasy adventure novel, drops Oct. 2. Preorders soon. vapormage.com #booksky
The cover for VAPORMAGE, depicting wispy sea foam/ocean waves building up into the general shape of an owl, with intimidating and static-y eyes
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
lizards liked wearing sunglasses more in the 90s. you don't see many cool lizards these days
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I've largely stopped using social media as a matter of health and safety but there's a pitch event on and your girl's gotta promote herself
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
GODKILLER by way of Terry Pratchett When magic is mundane, it takes a lot for a VAPORMAGE to be special. Kell Rusalka, runt of the group, ain't got it. But when the world seems bent on destroying them and their home, they'll need their fellow outcasts to bring it out of them. #QuestPit #Q #SFF #A
In lieu of a proper moodboard here's VAPORMAGE as a series of Magic the Gathering cards as doing this gives a better sense of my personality:
- A weird cloaked figure removing an obviously false face (Behind the Mask, by Caio Monteiro)
- An art deco demon mob boss (An Offer You Can't Refuse, by Dallas Williams)
- A samurai/warrior woman holding two badass flaming swords (Mardu Runemark, by Viktor Titov)
- Two women fleeing dramatically through a gilded city (Daring Escape, by Ekaterina Burmak)
- A yellow ghost cat in a library having a heck of a frolic (Enduring Curiosity, by Julie Dillon)
- A dramatically cloaked man dramatically throwing a dramatic kunai (Artful Takedown, by Mike Bierek)
- A decaying wolf giving the best awoo it can all things considered (Shrill Howler, by Matt Stewart)
- A tranquil beach with a fancy and fanciful academy looming in the background (Idyllic Beachfront, by Robin Olausson)
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gritty continues to be a real one
Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"
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Iwisha_Beechwood @lori3030.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Here's a breakdown:
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 17/01/2025
in England Booster draft is spelled Borchestershire draft
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Come read VAPORMAGE, we've got: ✨ Magic & magic accessories! 🚘 Anti-war road trip adventure! 🔬 Critiques of immoral technology and capitalism! 📱 Blatant anachronisms! 🏳️‍⚧️ Queer heroes and anti-heroes! ⚔️ Moral quandries about revenge and redemption! 😼 A cat! vapormage.com #P2Ppit #A #Q #SF #F #LGBT
In lieu of a proper moodboard here's VAPORMAGE as a series of Magic the Gathering cards:
- A weird cloaked figure removing an obviously false face (Behind the Mask, by Caio Monteiro)
- An art deco demon mob boss (An Offer You Can't Refuse, by Dallas Williams)
- A samurai/warrior woman holding two badass flaming swords (Mardu Runemark, by Viktor Titov)
- Two women fleeing dramatically through a gilded city (Daring Escape, by Ekaterina Burmak)
- A yellow ghost cat in a library having a heck of a frolic (Enduring Curiosity, by Julie Dillon)
- A dramatically cloaked man dramatically throwing a dramatic kunai (Artful Takedown, by Mike Bierek)
- A decaying wolf giving the best awoo it can all things considered (Shrill Howler, by Matt Stewart)
- A tranquil beach with a fancy and fanciful academy looming in the background (Idyllic Beachfront, by Robin Olausson)
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
GODKILLER via Terry Pratchett Nobody believes advertising. Especially when it sells a VAPORMAGE as an unbeatable master of sorcery. But if Kell, the last vapormage, is going to survive the knights and gods threatening their life, they'll have to live up to the hype. #P2Ppit #A #Q #SF #F #LGBT
The pitch:

A mage, a grunt, a scholar, a spy: four misfits adventure together to save their world, people, and selves. If only they can stop trying to kill each other first.

VAPORMAGE: A ~107k word queer science fantasy adventureAn erratic listing of tropes roughly related to VAPORMAGE, including:
- Magitek!
- Underground city!
- Birds of a feather!
- Bad bosses!
- Ragtag bunch of misfits!
- Extremely slow burn!
- Aliens speaking English!
- Bird folk!
- Lizard folk?
- Opposites attract!
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
GODKILLER by way of Terry Pratchett When magic is mundane, it takes a lot for a VAPORMAGE to be special. And Kell Rusalka doesn't have it. But when the world seems bent on destroying them and their home, they'll need their fellow outcasts to bring it out of them. #P2Ppit #A #Q #SF #F #LGBT
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Apologies to followers there's another pitch event on today
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/01/2025
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.
David Lynch in sunglasses saying "i hope you all are having a lot of fun working on your favorite projects"
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Hupfen @hupfen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
GODKILLER by way of Terry Pratchett When magic is mundane, it takes a lot for a VAPORMAGE to be special. And Kell Rusalka doesn't have it. But when the world seems bent on destroying them and their home, they'll need their fellow outcasts to bring it out of them. #BluePit 📖 #A #Q #SF #F #LGBT
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