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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So glad these crazy kids took the photo in front of my second-best painting! The best one is your typical topless countryside girl in lotus pond, except with Rany’s face and also my face is leering inside a lilypad. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Esp. since I recommended changing the official ASEAN verbiage for “strongman/men” to “strongperson/persons.” at the last shadow council. Quite a debate! Bahrain pulled out the riff from Life of Brian and I was like “oh but even they agree that was a misfire except Cleese” #ASEANLGBTQ+ #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh this will cause strife among our tightly collegial network of nations, of which at least two of which are having a kind of weak armed conflict.!

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My colleagues would be incensed if there was an ASEAN version of this (reference attached for reference, not tomfoolery)

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Just sent out our first overland caravan of trucks to get oil from the Middle East. These crazy fuckers think they can balance 500 barrels of oil on the back of a 1993 Toyota Hilux, assuming our scientists are correct and a barrel of oil weighs the same as a rattan end table. #Cambodia #OilBaron

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Dude can’t even build a ballroom smh. My brother in samsara, I built ballrooms until I got sick of them, then I built a shitload of roundabouts just for fun, then I built a “Win-Win” palace to rub it in! #Cambodia #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Spambodia Manbodia (Pride week) Harambodia (for Ramadan) Flanbodia (Food section?) Defacto Dictator Has the Upper Handbodia Grinding Poverty Is My Jambodia So Many Chickens in That Vanbodia And Vietnambodia Thanks for your attention to this matter! #scambodia #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

If you are a headline writer for any major publication, (such as @wsj.com, @nytimes.com, @theonion.com, etc) here are some other phrases you can use to keep our underfed outrage machine alive. #Scambodia #Cambodia #headlines #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

tbh, the Royal Brigade of Headline Police was so excited to see the @wsj.com put this out; they’ve done such a good job in the last 20 years that it’s been reduced to a skeleton crew. #scambodia #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

So umm just in case anyone was wondering, I had HARDLY ANY CONTACT with Prince group, or any other transnational money laundering rings! Very very little contact! Those guy are just terrible at grabbing other peoples’ luggage at the airport and had to return mine! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I see a lot of posts about this, and I have a small clarification. Mr. Magawa was indeed a hero who deserves many accolades for his defense of the kingdom, but the statue itself is a monument to his deliciousness. Very tasty for an old rat! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Still might kill you, but it’ll be funnier

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Usually i just tell the monkey that we’re nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize and he gives us what we want lol

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Somebody should figure out a way to get a bunch of people from the outskirts of town to the panties of town in a way that doesn’t require a ton of gasoline. Did I just invent that? #Cambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Decided to seize our pedal-powered future by the nuts today and do a cyclo shift. Seems like a lot of workers don’t work in the city anymore? Has anyone else noticed this? #cyclocalypse #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

You’re a relic of a bygone age no longer, Samnang Cyclo Driver! Your juicy-to-bursting leg muscles are now the engine of our inevitable economic victory over the forces hindering our internal combustion! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Time to dust off your pedals, because we need you all to know our house, and teach our nation’s youth to trash their tuk tuks and learn your circular discipline! #Cambodia #CyclopalypseNow

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

We need your creaky wheels! Your rusty chains! Your rock-hard calves! #Cambodia #CyclopalypseNow

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

CYCLO DRIVERS OF CAMBODIA, OUR NATION TURNS ITS STRANDED EYES TO YOU. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Oh shit I’m a lock for the FIFA Peace Prize now for sure. #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Didn’t the US have a bunch of gorgeous ladies win gold medals? Why are these toothless Nhiek Bun Chhay-looking sycophants on the screen? It’s like he doesn’t want ratings, or friends, or people to admire his virility. MIND BOGGLING. #StateoftheUnion #Cambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Woof. This guy is NOT the incoherent speed addict I met in 2017. #YikesUSA #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

#Cambodia has yet to field a team in the #WinterOlympics, but we just realized that curling is basically Ice Pétanque, so that’s top of the list. #petanque

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Very rare that I read a story and think “wow, that guy’s a huge piece of shit. (derogatory)”

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Motherfucker. He did the junta’s propaganda work but hired real journalists for the Phnom Penh Post? WTFOMG. #RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Cambodia #Hunsanity cc: @thediplomat.com

Except from the article above: Dunkley described how the paper functioned as an English-language editing service for the junta. "I actually rewrote the 'four causes,’” he said, referring to the military's core propaganda slogans. "I rewrote them so they sounded a little bit more upbeat in English."

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked 1) Angkor 2) Borobudur 3) Nana Plaza 4) Universal Studios Singapore 5) Genting Highlands 6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam 7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos #LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Goddamn Rithy Panh is dumping on you! He’s by no means a humorist, yet this regime is turning him into Jerry fucking Seinfeld! Have you seen Panh’s movies? There’s hardly one joke in any of them, but NOW he’s got jokes. So embarrassing for the USA. Smhsmh. #LOLAmerica #S21TheJokingMachine

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Holy shit they are so bad at this. THIS IS STRONGMAN 101 JACKASS. If you can’t even get your political opponents ON TRIAL, let alone in jail, what good are you? Is America bad at everything now? Totally at a loss here. #LOLAmerica

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!* #MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity *exceptions apply

Former Cambodian Minister of Information Khieu Kanharith holds up a sign that says “Safe to Speak” for world press freedom day 2013. Exceptions to this rule are noted at the bottom.

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I got this text too! I bet he sent it to everyone on his contacts list. Again. #LOLUSA

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

You want to get in on this with me, @euambcambodia.bsky.social? We can can present a united front against corruption and impunity! #Cambodia #Hunsanity #StronglyWordedLetter #Diplomacy cc: @thediplomat.com

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

“The rights and harmony of your citizens hangs in the balance. With that in mind, the Kingdom of Cambodia STRONGLY OBJECTS to this violence, repression, and persecution, which seems on its face to be politically motivated without regard for basic human dignity and justice.” #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' .

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

“These principles were etched into the bedrock of your nation as you emerged from a bloody war for independence, and they remain vital today.” ITS TOO RICH HOLY SHIT #StronglyWordedLettter

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

“While we respect your right of self-governance, democracy is built on serving the people, not shamelessly extracting their value and jailing or harming them for peaceful self expression, which is a cornerstone of the US Constitution.” I CAN’T EVEN YOU GUYS #Cambodia #Hunsanity #Leadership

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a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat .

ALT: a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat .

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I doubt they’re on here, but pass this along to any ICE agents you know: if you thought that signing bonus is good for the US, wait until you go somewhere people won’t quit talking about how handsome you are! We can’t wait to meet you in our (bad translation) Wallet Extraction Zones! #MovetoCambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

You are much harder to trap than your aforementioned armed simpletons!

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

PS: it’s not even your country, so leave the politics to us—we’ve got you covered! Phew—What a relief! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Say goodbye to uncertainty and hello to Same Same, Always Same in Cambodia! We’ll take most anyone!

Hun Sen poster with his slogan, “Same Same”

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

BONUS: do you like texting all day as normal Americans do? We have special spots just for you! You get hours upon hours dedicated to texting messages like “where are you? I thought dinner was at 6!” And “it was great meeting you yesterday” to total strangers! Sounds like heaven to me! #CasinoSlaves

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