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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So glad these crazy kids took the photo in front of my second-best painting! The best one is your typical topless countryside girl in lotus pond, except with Rany’s face and also my face is leering inside a lilypad. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh this will cause strife among our tightly collegial network of nations, of which at least two of which are having a kind of weak armed conflict.!

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Just sent out our first overland caravan of trucks to get oil from the Middle East. These crazy fuckers think they can balance 500 barrels of oil on the back of a 1993 Toyota Hilux, assuming our scientists are correct and a barrel of oil weighs the same as a rattan end table. #Cambodia #OilBaron

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Dude can’t even build a ballroom smh. My brother in samsara, I built ballrooms until I got sick of them, then I built a shitload of roundabouts just for fun, then I built a “Win-Win” palace to rub it in! #Cambodia #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

tbh, the Royal Brigade of Headline Police was so excited to see the @wsj.com put this out; they’ve done such a good job in the last 20 years that it’s been reduced to a skeleton crew. #scambodia #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

So umm just in case anyone was wondering, I had HARDLY ANY CONTACT with Prince group, or any other transnational money laundering rings! Very very little contact! Those guy are just terrible at grabbing other peoples’ luggage at the airport and had to return mine! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I see a lot of posts about this, and I have a small clarification. Mr. Magawa was indeed a hero who deserves many accolades for his defense of the kingdom, but the statue itself is a monument to his deliciousness. Very tasty for an old rat! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Decided to seize our pedal-powered future by the nuts today and do a cyclo shift. Seems like a lot of workers don’t work in the city anymore? Has anyone else noticed this? #cyclocalypse #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

CYCLO DRIVERS OF CAMBODIA, OUR NATION TURNS ITS STRANDED EYES TO YOU. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Oh shit I’m a lock for the FIFA Peace Prize now for sure. #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Didn’t the US have a bunch of gorgeous ladies win gold medals? Why are these toothless Nhiek Bun Chhay-looking sycophants on the screen? It’s like he doesn’t want ratings, or friends, or people to admire his virility. MIND BOGGLING. #StateoftheUnion #Cambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

#Cambodia has yet to field a team in the #WinterOlympics, but we just realized that curling is basically Ice Pétanque, so that’s top of the list. #petanque

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked 1) Angkor 2) Borobudur 3) Nana Plaza 4) Universal Studios Singapore 5) Genting Highlands 6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam 7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos #LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Goddamn Rithy Panh is dumping on you! He’s by no means a humorist, yet this regime is turning him into Jerry fucking Seinfeld! Have you seen Panh’s movies? There’s hardly one joke in any of them, but NOW he’s got jokes. So embarrassing for the USA. Smhsmh. #LOLAmerica #S21TheJokingMachine

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Holy shit they are so bad at this. THIS IS STRONGMAN 101 JACKASS. If you can’t even get your political opponents ON TRIAL, let alone in jail, what good are you? Is America bad at everything now? Totally at a loss here. #LOLAmerica

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!* #MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity *exceptions apply

Former Cambodian Minister of Information Khieu Kanharith holds up a sign that says “Safe to Speak” for world press freedom day 2013. Exceptions to this rule are noted at the bottom.

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I got this text too! I bet he sent it to everyone on his contacts list. Again. #LOLUSA

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Our doors, however, remain WIDE OPEN! Join us in our stable “democracy” where the entire course of government is WHOLLY PREDICTABLE, sometimes decades in advance! Catch the fever (sometimes literally)! #movetoCambodia #Hunsanity #Cambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Also, casino slave-labor scam camps being used as military ordnance depots really spoil next year’s Cambodia tourism slogan: Cambodia: Everything Bad’s a Front for Something Worse! #Cambodia #Casinoslaves #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

In these times of fake news and eroded media (the Cambodia Daily website now says “all the news without fear OF favor” LOL), we must look for historically trusted, dependable sources on this border conflict. Sources such as *checks notes* the Cambodian government. #Cambodia #Thailand #PostTruth

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

This is a real problem! Poor people begging outside my weekend villa tell me that their photoshoots are being canceled left and right.

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

To be fair, tech CEOs are quicker to sell out Cambodians than even I am sometimes! It’s quite a thing to see that they’re equal-opportunity bootlickers! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

People underestimate the Armenian threat to Cambodia’s sovereignty! You’d think they’d be nicer because we’re genocide bros, but nope! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

We’re doing an emergency airlift of all our “Safe to Speak” signs to the US regime, because it’s one thing to repress speech, but ballers repress speech and then say “don’t worry about it, it’s safe, really!” #Cambodia #SafetoSpeakKH #LOLUSA

A Cambodian official holds a sign that reads, “safe to speak” in 2013. It was not safe to speak.

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I mean, comedians forced out because of business threats is kind of bullshit. Where’s the army? The shock troops? The scorpion cannons? Are there even any politicians in exile? Hit me back when you level up, America. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

@bencollins.bsky.social if you need some perspective from countries that are far more developed on the corruption spectrum, drop me a line! You guys are just catching on to how great it will be for 5-10 of your citizens! #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

America might have been leader of the “free” world, but when it comes to oppression, they’re totally playing catch-up lol. #Hunsanity #LeaderOfTheMeWorld #LOLUSA

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Whoa whoa whoa. This is straight-up corruption discrimination. I guarantee you that our #CasinoSlaves have better job satisfaction than Amazon delivery drivers. #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I’m sure some people will try to spin it one way or another, but we totally won the ceasefire. #WinWinKH #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Crazy-handsome young Hun Sen plays a traditional instrument to lull his enemies into a false sense of security. Caption reads “You just got played”

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

My “get a load of this guy” face is really getting a workout today. I mean, one of my huge defining traits is dishonesty, yet somehow now every Cambodian believes everything I say with like zero corroboration? THAT, my friends and foes, is the true meaning of #Hunsanity. #Cambodia #Thailand

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

The length of this conflict will be proportional to the perceived size of my giant penis. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 02/11/2011

"Visit Preah Vihear! We Totally Stole It From Thailand!" #CambodiaTourismSlogans

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Visit Cambodia! Temples Are More Important Than Humans! #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😳😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Luckily my son, Cuck Manet, is the prime minister, because that guy’s really in the shit now! Sucks to be the guy in charge! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

My scientists have calculated the odds of 1,000 motodops beating Thailand in a war, and the odds are honestly better than I thought they’d be, as long as the motodops are all 50 feet tall. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Grok how do I trick people into thinking new landmines are actually super old ones deployed by the Khmer Rouge fuck I’m not on twitter anymore #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I’ve got to dial up Zuck to see if we can Facebook our way into making Cambodians believe we can go toe-to-toe with a modern military that’s been fighting in active conflicts this century. #Cambodia #Facebook #Hunsanity

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

JFC some countries have “guided” missiles? When did those come out? Our rockets only launch if you type out the riff to “Black Magic Woman” on the touch-tone pad, so they might be out of date. #Cambodia

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Well that escalated slowly over 100+ years

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Hun Sen’s Eye @hunsenseye.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

See? We’re becoming more Americanized every day! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

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