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LB Hunktears

@hunktears.online
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socialist. luddite. writer & narrative designer @gardens.dev & @insecretplaces.com. father of dog. i love the beach boys. they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte, weird twine games) linktr.ee/hunktears

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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/08/2026
this is a mixed media painting I saw at a second hand store in santa barbara last month. my interpretation is that it is about beatles, the rock and roll band from across the pond, and my review is that it's good.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/05/2026
Elizabeth Taylor Suddenly Last Summer near Giant Crab Vintage 8x10 Color Photo $29.99
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/05/2026
can't believe I'd never seen Boom before... a movie made just for me
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/05/2026
people really think this is a bad movie but something like E.T. is a good movie... disturbing and depressing.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 03/05/2026
the shit I've got going on on my letterboxd would kill a weaker man
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 02/05/2026
I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 01/05/2026
I have also listened to them a lot lately
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/04/2026
the real list of things your circle should be discussing
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/04/2026
gLad and grateful he has shared this printed object that celebrates all the times his pretend self has shit himself and killed others.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/04/2026
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/04/2026
ok we have 73 copies. it's really good I teach you how to draw Mark. there's also a two page spread of Tim illnesses and injuries. and several essays. and a sun dial.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/04/2026
we will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/04/2026
I would do just about anything to get my hands on a Carpenters fanclub metric conversion slide ruler
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/03/2026
oh you've got a friend with you huh? well that's no problem for me. I got two hands, don't I? *draws a second gun*
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/03/2026
you come into my home and try to fuck with me and my family? ok pally, this is the last thing you see before I blow you away.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 08/03/2026
happy international women's day
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/03/2026
I did every single one of these on the desktop computer at my job while on the clock. 2013, so I was... 23 or 24. I'm glad I was having fun at work. :]
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/03/2026
revisiting this ancient text. I was kinda cooking.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 04/03/2026
asked a friend if adding anything to this Discogs cart would make me seem like a less sick and perverse guy and he said "I don't think there's anything you can do to make this look right"
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 03/03/2026
free mini-zine hot off the presses hunktears.itch.io/liber-49
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 02/03/2026
talking so much about On Cinema the last few months has been really fun. I did a lot of drawings of rats for the zine and wrote an essay I really like and also I did this cool modification to a tarot card: see if you can spot what I changed...
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/02/2026
and this thing
boss delay pedal
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/02/2026
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/02/2026
when people talk about how the 1950s were weird and sick how come they never talk about Jerry Lewis doing whatever this stuff is?
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 31/12/2025
happy new year from me and Rififi. 2025 was very bad. let's all post even less in 2026. 😘😘😘😘
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 31/12/2025
:]
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/12/2025
I have 1 item on my best of 2025 list and it is Marion's Wish the newsletter that takes place in a beautiful world where the most pressing issue is how many strange men would do anything to fuck Mark Proksch. I don't understand how it's not the most popular thing on earth www.marionswish.com
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/12/2025
the graphics department of Defrauding Old People Inc. is having so much fun
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 12/12/2025
if the Game Awards was just this lady reading off names of esports athletes and then announcing which is the best one, I could probably watch it for hours.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/12/2025
my staff has informed me that Solvang is Danish themed and not Dutch themed. I am so sorry to the Dutch and Danish communities and to the city of Solvang and to everyone in Santa Inez County. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted to celebrate my visual novel about sexual vampire
solvang the DANISH not dutch capital of america
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/12/2025
if anyone knows David Brown the Mayor of Solveng, California I would appreciate an introduction so that I can put my empty words into practice and show true solidarity with the Dutch
david brown
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 25/11/2025
I finally bought a little music player and canceled apple music. 🙏
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 20/10/2025
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 20/10/2025
the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 20/10/2025
@timheidecker.bsky.social mr heidecker can me and my friend please reprint some of your old tweets in our on cinema fanzine or do you wanr them to remain under "lock and key"? this is and example of the kind of tweet we are interested in preserving.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 06/10/2025
I forgot to log out last time. here is a preview of a zine I'm writing. I am really logging out now.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 30/01/2025
when I say I make art for real ones only I specifically mean the kinds of people who will leave such long reviews in ukrainian that I have to zoom out to screenshot the whole thing and who also include multiple block quotes.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 28/01/2025
my loved ones: wait... are you spiraling? don't spiral. literally everything is cool. stop spiraling. me: I'm not spiraling!!!! also me:
panel from uzumaki
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 21/01/2025
there's a presentation in the Nokia archives that features both a cool dude who does cool stunts on his way to work at the family business and also a poster for Cecil B Demented
drawing of a cool teen rollerblading down the stairs filming himself grinning and doing a peace sign. the text below it reads: "When reaching downtown, he spots a challenging stairway in 45° and he shoots down. While he is half away he holds the RaMbiguous and starts shooting his outrageous act."a slide show slide with a collage featuring a Cecil B Demented poster that says:

escaper lightweight
aspirational users
xperience scenarios
seeds
NOKIA DESIGN
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 19/01/2025
it's so over it's sooooooo over thank you @floppyadult.com for this gift
steam deck installing caves of qud
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/01/2025
always remember the two cardinal rules
screenshot from reddit of rules that reads:
RULES
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2
Please behave
No spam, bullying, trolling, hate speech or off-topic posts.
Posts about That 70's Show
(1998 - 2006)
Are not allowed! 🚫
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/01/2025
the deaths are really sad but the real tragedy here is how I'm supposed to lug around 40 lbs of batteries
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/01/2025
got to the grit gate and it is full of monkeys monkeying around and getting crazy. not sure how this happened but there's a slight possibility that these may have been my monkeys at one point
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 15/01/2025
a healthcare provider I've been going to for 10 years is having an issue with CVS, the only pharmacy my insurance lets me use, so instead I will be using a service that boasts: "The patient consumer has arrived. Welcome them with the healthcare industry's leading solution for access and engagement."
nancy comic strip scowling
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025
too tired from the fire climate politics world stress so I've just been looking at slop all night. I found an AI generated news youtube that exclusively uses still pictures and stock footage and watched enough of it to ruin my algorithm.
screenshot of youtube video "Timothée Chalamer Makes SNL History!" with subtitles reading "portrayal of Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown" over a promo poster for the FX program Shoguna black man in a suit adjusting his tie in front of the american flag. there's a big istock watermark over him. a subtitle reads simply "Biden"
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025
hmm, interesting stuff!!!!
ad links with titles like:

Huggy Mix Sprunki
Music Box
Find Your Gender
Geometry Arrow
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025
online ads are getting too scary
screenshot of an app add where someone is pulling noodles out of their phone screen idk dude
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025
after reading these comments I have come around that Glenn Hughes is the ONLY Leatherman and all the others who came after were the Biker
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@googo151
4 years ago
THE IRREPLACEABLE GLEN HUGHES. AT NO TIME IN VILLAGE PEOPLE HISTORY, AFTER GLEN'S DEATH, WERE THEY EVER ABLE TO FIND THE RIGHT GUY FOR THE PART. GLEN MOVED WITH A SWAG ON STAGE AND HIS SPINS IN MY BOOK, WERE LEGENDARY. THE DUDE, HAD RHYTHM, UNLIKE ALL THE FAKE LEATHERMAN, EVER USED. GLEN WAS THE REAL DEAL.
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@lilliehalumi8770
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Glenn was truly wonderful, but my favorite dancer was David. He had the music in him from his head to his toes.
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 13/01/2025
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 07/01/2025
look at him. what a cool and tough guy. what a strong man. what a dude who definitely isn't addicted to going to the hospital.
jair bolsonaro getting his black belt tied onto him by robson gracie and another old man while he looks down like he's uncomfortablerobson gracie and another old guy stand on either side of jair bolsonaro pointing down at his black belt in BJJ
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