LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/08/2026this is a mixed media painting I saw at a second hand store in santa barbara last month. my interpretation is that it is about beatles, the rock and roll band from across the pond, and my review is that it's good. 2261
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/05/2026Elizabeth Taylor Suddenly Last Summer near Giant Crab Vintage 8x10 Color Photo $29.99 1220
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/05/2026can't believe I'd never seen Boom before... a movie made just for me 153
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/05/2026people really think this is a bad movie but something like E.T. is a good movie... disturbing and depressing. 2153
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 03/05/2026the shit I've got going on on my letterboxd would kill a weaker man 4560
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 02/05/2026I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem 1302
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/04/2026the real list of things your circle should be discussing 0100
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 18/04/2026gLad and grateful he has shared this printed object that celebrates all the times his pretend self has shit himself and killed others. 0332
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/04/2026ok we have 73 copies. it's really good I teach you how to draw Mark. there's also a two page spread of Tim illnesses and injuries. and several essays. and a sun dial. 1275
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/04/2026we will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine 97915
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/04/2026I would do just about anything to get my hands on a Carpenters fanclub metric conversion slide ruler 2171
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/03/2026oh you've got a friend with you huh? well that's no problem for me. I got two hands, don't I? *draws a second gun* 2331
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 10/03/2026you come into my home and try to fuck with me and my family? ok pally, this is the last thing you see before I blow you away. 4748
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/03/2026I did every single one of these on the desktop computer at my job while on the clock. 2013, so I was... 23 or 24. I'm glad I was having fun at work. :] 07610
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 04/03/2026asked a friend if adding anything to this Discogs cart would make me seem like a less sick and perverse guy and he said "I don't think there's anything you can do to make this look right" 2211
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 03/03/2026free mini-zine hot off the presses hunktears.itch.io/liber-49 1228
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 02/03/2026talking so much about On Cinema the last few months has been really fun. I did a lot of drawings of rats for the zine and wrote an essay I really like and also I did this cool modification to a tarot card: see if you can spot what I changed... 070
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/02/2026when people talk about how the 1950s were weird and sick how come they never talk about Jerry Lewis doing whatever this stuff is? 59311
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 31/12/2025happy new year from me and Rififi. 2025 was very bad. let's all post even less in 2026. 😘😘😘😘 0500
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 17/12/2025I have 1 item on my best of 2025 list and it is Marion's Wish the newsletter that takes place in a beautiful world where the most pressing issue is how many strange men would do anything to fuck Mark Proksch. I don't understand how it's not the most popular thing on earth www.marionswish.com 0130
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/12/2025the graphics department of Defrauding Old People Inc. is having so much fun 0311
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 12/12/2025if the Game Awards was just this lady reading off names of esports athletes and then announcing which is the best one, I could probably watch it for hours. 4604
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/12/2025my staff has informed me that Solvang is Danish themed and not Dutch themed. I am so sorry to the Dutch and Danish communities and to the city of Solvang and to everyone in Santa Inez County. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted to celebrate my visual novel about sexual vampire 270
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 11/12/2025if anyone knows David Brown the Mayor of Solveng, California I would appreciate an introduction so that I can put my empty words into practice and show true solidarity with the Dutch 130
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 25/11/2025I finally bought a little music player and canceled apple music. 🙏 1510
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 20/10/2025the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here 28814
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 20/10/2025@timheidecker.bsky.social mr heidecker can me and my friend please reprint some of your old tweets in our on cinema fanzine or do you wanr them to remain under "lock and key"? this is and example of the kind of tweet we are interested in preserving. 1490
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 06/10/2025I forgot to log out last time. here is a preview of a zine I'm writing. I am really logging out now. 0703
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 30/01/2025when I say I make art for real ones only I specifically mean the kinds of people who will leave such long reviews in ukrainian that I have to zoom out to screenshot the whole thing and who also include multiple block quotes. 01599
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 28/01/2025my loved ones: wait... are you spiraling? don't spiral. literally everything is cool. stop spiraling. me: I'm not spiraling!!!! also me: 1385
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 21/01/2025there's a presentation in the Nokia archives that features both a cool dude who does cool stunts on his way to work at the family business and also a poster for Cecil B Demented 1131
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 19/01/2025it's so over it's sooooooo over thank you @floppyadult.com for this gift 4611
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/01/2025the deaths are really sad but the real tragedy here is how I'm supposed to lug around 40 lbs of batteries 190
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 16/01/2025got to the grit gate and it is full of monkeys monkeying around and getting crazy. not sure how this happened but there's a slight possibility that these may have been my monkeys at one point 3351
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 15/01/2025a healthcare provider I've been going to for 10 years is having an issue with CVS, the only pharmacy my insurance lets me use, so instead I will be using a service that boasts: "The patient consumer has arrived. Welcome them with the healthcare industry's leading solution for access and engagement." 1220
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025too tired from the fire climate politics world stress so I've just been looking at slop all night. I found an AI generated news youtube that exclusively uses still pictures and stock footage and watched enough of it to ruin my algorithm. 0140
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 14/01/2025after reading these comments I have come around that Glenn Hughes is the ONLY Leatherman and all the others who came after were the Biker 1110
LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 07/01/2025look at him. what a cool and tough guy. what a strong man. what a dude who definitely isn't addicted to going to the hospital. 1240