Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Most modern controllers: Breaks within a year. My Sidewinder flightstick from the 90s: Creaks a little but works great. My Sega Genesis and SNES controllers: Work great. Master System and NES controllers: Work great. Don't you love planned obsolescence and cutting corners but not prices? 030
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Jiujitsu class is funny sometimes. The teacher will just be straddling your midsection, calmly explaining how to rip somebody's arm off. It'll just make sense and be like, "Ah, I see! What if they do this?" *Tries thing but then she rips your arm off in another way.* "Oh! I see!" 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Tales of Seikyu is a wonderful game which I'm enjoying a lot. That said, I'm definitely milking male cows, lol. 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Leaving jiujitsu class, outside the door, a group of people from a church all with branded t-shirts are walking by. One offers me a flyer, asking me if I wanna come by their lunch event... I'm like, "I appreciate the offer, but unfortunately, I burn in holy places." *Dramatically opens parasol.* 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 03/06/2026So Smeargle photobombed my picture in #PokemonGo and now it looks like they threw poor Magikarp onto the tracks. #Pokemon 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Pokémon is a wild game cause my opponent will send out a biblically accurate destroyer of universes and I'll send out a cute lil' guy and wreck its shit. 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 22/12/2025A lost child came into the FGCB GGST tournament stream and demanded I show myself instead of my vtube while I was running the tournament. If anyone has lost their child, please claim him. 050
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Today is the first day after a jiujitsu class that I'm not super sore. I got my ass kicked pretty hard by everyone else in the class, but I feel kinda good. Very mild limb soreness, but feeling kinda energized. Very new feeling. 030
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I've recently started a Jiujitsu class and it's fun even if I'm pretty bad at it so far. Thankfully, I still usually end up leaving feeling pretty good about myself even after getting washed repeatedly in class. 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Per popular demand of @gilbot9000.bsky.social CAT HAT 240
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I bought a super cute hat. I will never financially recover from this. #angelicpretty 160
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Do people actually like not being cringe? Like, I'm always way happier when I can stop caring about being judged and just be the cringe I wanna see in the world. Obviously, not all situations are safe for doing as such. Is there really anyone who's happier when not going overboard with themselves? 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 05/09/2025A bunch of high school kids came into my place of work and were doing some TikTok dance. I made the obvious choice of joining in and was informed that I "ate it up." As one who understands the lingo of the kids, I accept this compliment and cherish it. 030
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I'm really happy with how the top 8 card for the August Monthly Strive Showdown came out. It's one of my favorite results cards to date for sure. 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The problem with being a nice person married to a nice person is that we both don't take the last of anything. So like, our fridge has several things with one serving left at any given time that sit there for extended periods of time until we can announce intent and offer the last of said things. 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Friends and I have been playing Rocket League together lately. We've got a team called the "DEI Commune." The other day we ran up against a team named "Palestine" and were like, "Wait! This is friendly fire!" I salute you, other car soccer team! 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I summoned the potatoes by putting Charlotta on the card. 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I actually bought Creme De Cassis and Orange Juice so that I can make one of the very few alcoholic drinks that I kinda like at home, Cassis Orange. It's kinda weird to have alcohol at home. I normally only drink a couple times a year. Still only having a glass every now and then, though. 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 04/08/2025My friend invited me to dinner, offering to pay. Great, I can catch up with a friend and save a little money. My friend is late. I am killing time nearby at some shops. There is s Sephora. Money was not saved. 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 25/07/2025A new friend flew in. She's so cute. She'll hang out with Bridget and Elphelt. The little chainsaws are detachable. #tekken #alisa 061
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 23/07/2025After staying up late playing a game with friends and then chatting with them after, I proceeded to, from work, send to them in 4 different languages, complaints that I'm tired and followed it with a 'no regrets' gif. I'm so cool. 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I'm winner! One of two winners, anyway! And my fanclub came in second, so that's like double winning! 041
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I feel like such a badass when I walk to work with a parasol. 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I made myself a new player card in celebration of actually getting over anxiety enough to go do ranked mode. (And crushing all the way to Master with a 96.2% win rate lmao). 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Made Pride themed top 8 cards for both of my June FG events and dressed my Vtuber up for the season as well. I feel compelled to go extra hard with the Pride theme considering all that's going on. 040
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy LGBTQ Wrath Month, everyone. Thank you all for being yourselves. 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Mild spoiler warning for Unika's GGST character trailer maybe? The trailer has a scene with Unika and Bridget laughing together and then the next cut is of Unika beating up May. They knew what they were doing. 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 22/05/2025In the grand scheme of things, are we not all our own OC? 120
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 13/05/2025So I recently started learning another language. I've started paying for weekly lessons like has worked for me previously. I'm also trying out DuoLingo for the first time. It lives up to its stereotypes. Right at midnight, I get an email that basically says: "STUDY CHINESE, OR I BREAK YOUR KNEES!" 030
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 10/05/2025To all the other Ferry players who are dealing with the additional surge of Haterade today, priorize self-care over arguing with people eating the upsetti spaghetti. #gbvsr #ferry 020
Reposted by HumoresqueRicki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025In the distant year of 2022, Bridget transitioned going from queer icon to a different kind of queer icon. I've got a new post on community and canon developments since then, how transness is embodied and holding onto joy in historically dark times. The discourse never ends.rickihirsch.neocities.orgWhat That Yo-Yo Girl Doing? 12418185
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I hate when my phone notifies me about a picture I took on this date in the past. "Hey! Look! You were in Reykjavik having fun! Now you're at work having your soul crushed! Isn't that crazy?" 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Many video games I play often are anxiety inducing in ways such as being competitive or difficult. They're often fulfilling because I can see myself improve. But for sheer happiness per hour, visual novels are my comfort games. When I'm depressed, cute otome games are often the best medicine. 050
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Day one of the con is over (I'm working in the maid cafe). Now I'll share what was for dinner! 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Pole class always makes me feel a lot better. Even when everything is crumbling around us, it's important to find little ways to practice self-care. Just a static picture from class yesterday (with background faces blurred), but I had so much fun doing the chair into back hook spin. 020
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Six days of work this week, two FG tournaments run, and tons of VoDs left from the league to commentate, but I'mma rest tonight. After work tomorrow, I'm going to pole class. I will not break. I will find ways to recharge. 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Hell yeah! Bringin' everyone to the Bone Zone! I was glad to have you in the MSS and PotS. <3 130
Reposted by Humoresque🥭MANGO - Comms Open @mgosketches.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Smash or Pass feat Athena and Chun-li 💦 422535
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't post a lot. Perhaps I should more. I planned to get a picture at pole class tonight, but I didn't. Things have been hard. I'm depressed and pessimistic. But I'm never gonna just go away. I don't fit back into the box that couldn't hold me to begin with. 030
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I had a great time commentating Bato City Granblue with @sabrrrroso.bsky.social last night! Special thanks to @byroniczero.bsky.social for bringing up the topic of the city of Yonkers being primarily inhabited by cartoon animals. 161
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I bought a pair of swim goggles for cutting onions at work. Ever feel simultaneously like the coolest AND cringiest person around? Maybe they're the same feeling. 121
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Over in the GBVSR channels of FGCB, we've been having lots of fun. Our team event's first week is starting and I just made a cool highlight video from the monthly tournaments. Here it is for anyone interested! youtu.be/KLK1AHB9mNsyoutu.beFGCB GBVSR Pinkest of the HighlightsYouTube video by FGC Boomers 010
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Glad you like it! I had a bunch of fun making images for everyone in the event. I'm excited for the first week! 000
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 22/02/2025One of my favorite parts of running fighting game events is being creative around them and hyping everyone up about one another. Recently, I've been making player cards for the all-levels GBVSR team event we're doing next month. I really like how they're all coming out. Some of my favorites so far: 072
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 19/02/2025My new PC is operational. Built it yesterday and it's working well. Time to play games from 1996. And Terraria. But also, Tekken 8 looks sooooo pretty on high settings. 050
Humoresque @humoresque.bsky.social · 16/02/2025No Harvin in the new Granblue character season means we're having a potato famine. #gbvsr 000