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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’ Streaming everywhere now.
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Nobody wants to work anymore “Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)” Full version available 8/26
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
honestly how dare we
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Officially one month of ‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’ Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming. Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
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ConcertsHub @concertshub.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?"  HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025 youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4
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HummusVacuum "Steal From Corporations" & "Undone (The Sweater Song)" Weezer Cover LIVE
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
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Don’t Let the Scene Go Down on Me! Collective @dltsgdom.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com @reallyradrecs.bsky.social
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG. 📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔 Come kick my ass
HummusVacuum the punk band is playing Philadelphia tonight
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
BOSTON 2NITE BABY I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE 🎟️ in ☣️
Punk band HummusVacuum is playing in Boston tonight
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Gimpleg Ska @gimpleg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade start-track.com/single-hummu...
A yellow background with three flowers, a guillotine and a red angry box that looks like a radio. HummusVacuum is written in big bubble letters across the top
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
time for a spelling lesson 🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social 3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever) 3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA 3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT 3/7 - NEW YORK CITY 3/8 - BUTLER, NJ 3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA 3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH 3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show) 3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK. Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next? 🎟️ in the ☣️
Punk emo band HummusVacuum is going on tour with pop punk power pop band 5ever
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Need help! going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🪓2/28🪓 Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as
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Big Girl @big-girl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
DIY GOD SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO OUT TODAY bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️ DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)
youtube.com
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What if I told you there’s a full version of this coming out on 2/28 What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio wouldn’t that be something
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
holy shit hahahahahahah
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
chance if you’re reading this do you like emo
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
show me who made this so I can give them the fattest wedgie
Emo iceberg from Reddit
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Don’t Let the Scene Go Down on Me! Collective @dltsgdom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
LOCALS ADDED: Pitter Patter + Panic Landing will join @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social 3/10 at The Government Center!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/pitterpatter...
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.
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Cinema Stare @cinemastare.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
hey bluesky newbies 💕 nice to see youuuu how’s everyone doing?? wanna share these
Transgender Suicide Prevention Resources

Trans Lifeline 1-877-565-8860
The Trevor Project 1-866-304-1200
Sage LGBT Elder Hotline 1-877-360-5428 LGBT National Hotline 1-888-843-4564
Suicide and Crisis Lifeline 988
Crisis Text Line text TALK to 741741 for English, 741741 for SpanishSuicide Prevention Resources

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 text TALK to 741741
The Trevor Project 1-866-488-7386
Trans Lifeline1-877-565-8860
Sage LGBT Elder Hotline  1-888-234-SAGE
LGBT National Hotline 1-888-843-4564
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
since we have a bunch of new followers on here, you NEED to have these other emo/punk artists on your radar: @summerbruise.bsky.social @equipment.bsky.social @redsun405.bsky.social @skatunenetwork.bsky.social @bummerhill.bsky.social @cliffdiver.bsky.social @vialband.bsky.social
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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
can’t wait for more of this on my Facebook
Sad little guy insults me for having nail polish on
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Boy Jr. @boyjr.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I am so worried about losing touch with queer community and music community as meta’s bs continues. So many of us rely on our feeds to keep in touch with ppl and if anyone visibly queer starts to get shdwbnned, you just won’t hear from us anymore
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s so joever
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It should’ve been woody allen 😔
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
going some places in March with 5Ever. Come kick our asses. Get your 🎟️ in the ☣️
HummusVacuum is going on tour in March
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
every time theres a disaster now they all rush to look up the disaster response chain of command so they can find the highest ranking not-a-white-guy to direct their all encompassing rage towards for a few days, degenerate behavior honestly
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Cinema Stare @cinemastare.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
🚨 just announced in march!!! 🚨 w/ @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social 5ever!!!! @dearmaryanne.bsky.social @cheem.bsky.social
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Don’t Let the Scene Go Down on Me! Collective @dltsgdom.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
NEW SHOW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + 5ever 3/10 at The Government Center!! Locals TBA!! Tickets on sale Friday at 10am: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
checking in on twitter and
Elon musk is being a goober again
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
wanna be the first artist to put a wad of used gum underneath the tiny desk at npr
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HummusVacuum999 @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hey is your father also pretending to not be high at Christmas
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Mud Whale @mudwhale.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
santa clod is real @benquadok.bsky.social @strelitziaaz.bsky.social @latergatorband.bsky.social @summerbruise.bsky.social @redsun405.bsky.social @atmolband.bsky.social @swissarmywife.bsky.social @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + a crapton more open.spotify.com/playlist/4OO...
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