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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I aspire to be the kind of man who sees two people hugging and immediately starts wrapping them in Christmas lights

humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

To avoid misgendering anyone, just refer to everyone as "Nutsack." Your grandparents won't understand it, but that's to be expected. They're a couple of nutsacks after all.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

Women of the internet: I melt when he kisses me on the neck My wife when I kiss her on the neck: GET OUT OF HERE, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Me: "Why am I farting so much?" *Shrugs* *Opens 2nd can of chilli*

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 24/06/2024

I wish people would stop saying, "Grab life by the balls." It's quite insensitive to Lance Armstrong.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 24/05/2024

Someone breaks out their binoculars and watches two birds screwing, with a third bird watching? It's just an interesting hobby. I watch one parakeet through someone's kitchen window sans apparatus? And all of a sudden it's a mundane felony.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

"Ham Slider" (Yes, it's worth it) youtu.be/kKP9waActWw?...

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

A couple good lines from an EP of Bob's Burgers: "I bet he's in there sharpening his gun." ------- "Are you holding a butter knife?" "You butter believe it."

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

An exchange I enjoyed on Bob's Burgers: "What's in it for me?" "Well, what do you want?" "I want money for a dog." "You owe a dog money?"

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Watching video on YouTube, "One hour of mind-blowing scientific theories on conscious universe", they mention Christoph Koke(sp?) a neuroscientist & former professor at Caltech who said something like living organisms possess consciousness due to their capacity to adapt their behavior when...

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Watching It's Always Sunny and Dee finds a flier Frank & Charlie put up: "Gruesome twosome seek exotic Europeans for weeklong rental in luxurious one-bedroom apartment. Bed to be shared with owners. Shitter down hall. Email F.Reynolds at Warthog-Orgyfart.edu" Lol "Orgyfart.edu"

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

When I see an actor/actress genuinely cry, I find myself wondering what thoughts they used to get that level of emotion. I'm pretty sure I know what I'd use to get there, but then Id have trouble remembering my lines/physical motions I'm supposed to be doing. It's impressive.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Random post lead me to the knowledge that the breathalyzers they put in cars get tested/calibrated once a month, and now I'm imagining the testing involves 1 technician and 1 dude who just stays hammered...and that's they're whole job. "Hey Steve, blow in this." *Beeeep "Yup, still calibrated."

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

The bedroom is no time to forget OSHA regulations

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

Some people build a couch cushion/pillow based fort and name it something fun like Fort Kickass, but I still havent saved up enough to afford the focus group testing required by The Association of Fort Enthusiasts and Associate Fort Enthusiasts, and so mine shamefully bears the name Fort Placeholder

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

Tired of seeing dating profiles uninterested in dating people under a certain height? Do you find yourself wishing you could instantaneously be taller? With this one simple trick you can appear larger at will: simply hold your arms above your head and wave them around. *only tested on bears

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

My new get rich quick scheme is flying to places like Martha's Vineyard and faking seizures in public...but I never carry my wallet when I do, so someone has to put THEIR wallet in my mouth, and in all the hullabaloo I end up walking off to people cheering my good fortune and also their wallet!

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Just got my covid vax for the season. Reminder that the newest shots are available. The tech said that covid shots are no longer categorized as boosters and are now considered a seasonal vax just like the flu. (I might have the wording of that slightly off)

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

I only have one rule: Dont ever lie to me, and don't ever correct me

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Is a hobbit just a toddler bigfoot? This would explain their obsession with second breakfast.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Movies like An American Tail and Fievel Goes West helped me understand that animals DO indeed wear clothing, leaving me to conclude that the squirrels and raccoons in my area are likely little furry perverts.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

If Top Gun 2 is staged, that's the last friggin documentary I bother watching.

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humanpopsicle.bsky.social @humanpopsicle.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

I refuse to chew Orbit gum, because then I'd basically be an astronaut, and I'm not ready to enter my heroic story arc.

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