human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/03/2025streaming services are so expensive and have the audacity to have a worse interface than most playstation 2 games 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I would jump in front of a bullet for my psychiatrist fr 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025bodak yellow came on in the dispensary and the whole gig started singing along I LOVEEEEE LA BRO 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025at least Demi won the golden globe honestly she deserves it so much 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025the substance was the best movie of 2024 can’t wait for it to get snubbed the house down at the oscars 100
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025paying an etsy witch to curse people may be my preferred form of conflict resolution from here on out 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025it’s funny when people offer “constructive criticism” and during it you realize that they have no leg to stand on for criticizing anyone 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024preparing for the white lotus season 3 by rewatching survivor: david vs. goliath 011
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024instead of practicing radical honesty I have decided to practice radical shutting up 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 25/12/2024actively ignoring anyone who misspells my partners name 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 24/12/2024the streets are saying I may have to see anora agajn 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I was literally telling my partner the other day about how much I miss these cookies every year that I’m not home for xmas lmao 110
Reposted by human racket♡ sabrina ♡ @passmethevape.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Italians will understand the significance 111
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I wish I had enough money to be a nail girlie :( 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 23/12/2024doechii’s tiny desk may have saved 2024 for me 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 18/12/2024trying to keep my family at arms length after the election is really hard and esp after I watch an old movie for the first time that I know my dad fucken hates. because I just wish I could tell him that EYE also fucken hated it 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 17/12/2024christmas time always gets me feeling on edge anyway & this just makes it worse lolz 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 17/12/2024the holidays are sooooo hard and not fun at all when you have $0 100
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024anyway I didn’t know the password cause I was on the list 💁♀️ 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I fucken hate hollywood what do you mean the party I went to last night had a PASSWORD to get inside the venue 100
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 06/12/2024y2k movie is so good low budget unserious comedy movies are so back baby 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 06/12/2024some of yall don’t know a dollar might just fuck your main bitch and it shows 001
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 04/12/2024it says the moderators have to approve my comment so let’s see if they leave up critical comments 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 04/12/2024attempted a recipe from the internet and it was so life changingly bad that I fully created an account on the recipe’s website just to leave a comment about it 100
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 02/12/2024dawg meg thee stallion’s absolute hardest song is plan B and I will die on this hill 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/12/2024STOP BRINGING YOUR BABY TO ADULT EVENTS OH MY GODDDDD????? WHY IS THIS BABY AT WINE TASTING 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Nick shouting at the Santa Barbara tours bus driving by “WE LIVE HERE” 000
Reposted by human racketkurtis conner @kurtis-conner.bsky.social · 30/11/2024there’s only 2 types of guys in this world: 1. guys named Derek 2. guys not named Derek 5398822483
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024for a bitch approaching her 30s at breakneck speed, I really do own a hell of a lot of crop tops 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I love going to the movies but whenever I’m going alone I kiss the pennifer a few times in my car after I’ve parked and then I get too scared to order any snacks for myself 000
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 19/11/2024have an in person audition today what is this, the fuckin 1930s ? just let me embarrass myself on a self tape like it’s 2024 goddamn it 000
Reposted by human racketmatt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 18/11/2024being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69 493541192
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024why are conservatives coming onto bluesky in droves I thought comedy was finally legal again on X ? 010
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I unironically miss pre elon twitter so much like conservatives legitimately ruin everything and that’s not even an exaggeration 010
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 15/11/2023yes the cheesecake is getting posted on here and the Elon app because I’m genuinely so proud of it 010
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 22/10/2023I only leave nice yelp reviews it’s called spreading positivity look it up 010
human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 09/10/2023christ, it’s so appalling to me how many people just like, forget that their babies are human beings, and not just fun little accessories for their instagram stories 000
