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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
streaming services are so expensive and have the audacity to have a worse interface than most playstation 2 games
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I would jump in front of a bullet for my psychiatrist fr
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
literally me
Toy Story character - fishing hook with doll legs
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
thank god it’s going to rain
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
bodak yellow came on in the dispensary and the whole gig started singing along I LOVEEEEE LA BRO
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
age regressing and watching tosh.0
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the substance was the best movie of 2024 can’t wait for it to get snubbed the house down at the oscars
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
paying an etsy witch to curse people may be my preferred form of conflict resolution from here on out
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
it’s funny when people offer “constructive criticism” and during it you realize that they have no leg to stand on for criticizing anyone
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
preparing for the white lotus season 3 by rewatching survivor: david vs. goliath
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
instead of practicing radical honesty I have decided to practice radical shutting up
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
actively ignoring anyone who misspells my partners name
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
the streets are saying I may have to see anora agajn
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♡ sabrina ♡ @passmethevape.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Italians will understand the significance
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I wish I had enough money to be a nail girlie :(
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
doechii’s tiny desk may have saved 2024 for me
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
men are so fucking useless
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
trying to keep my family at arms length after the election is really hard and esp after I watch an old movie for the first time that I know my dad fucken hates. because I just wish I could tell him that EYE also fucken hated it
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
the holidays are sooooo hard and not fun at all when you have $0
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I fucken hate hollywood what do you mean the party I went to last night had a PASSWORD to get inside the venue
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
thank god I’m a natural blonde
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
y2k movie is so good low budget unserious comedy movies are so back baby
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
some of yall don’t know a dollar might just fuck your main bitch and it shows
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
attempted a recipe from the internet and it was so life changingly bad that I fully created an account on the recipe’s website just to leave a comment about it
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
dawg meg thee stallion’s absolute hardest song is plan B and I will die on this hill
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
arizona is the florida of the western usa
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
STOP BRINGING YOUR BABY TO ADULT EVENTS OH MY GODDDDD????? WHY IS THIS BABY AT WINE TASTING
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Nick shouting at the Santa Barbara tours bus driving by “WE LIVE HERE”
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kurtis conner @kurtis-conner.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world: 1. guys named Derek 2. guys not named Derek
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
for a bitch approaching her 30s at breakneck speed, I really do own a hell of a lot of crop tops
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
everyone knows Pisces goon harder
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
what’s more american than insider trading?
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I love going to the movies but whenever I’m going alone I kiss the pennifer a few times in my car after I’ve parked and then I get too scared to order any snacks for myself
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
have an in person audition today what is this, the fuckin 1930s ? just let me embarrass myself on a self tape like it’s 2024 goddamn it
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
why are conservatives coming onto bluesky in droves I thought comedy was finally legal again on X ?
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I unironically miss pre elon twitter so much like conservatives legitimately ruin everything and that’s not even an exaggeration
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
and you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
yes the cheesecake is getting posted on here and the Elon app because I’m genuinely so proud of it
homemade cheesecake with a graham cracker crust, fresh out of a springform pan on a white kitchen countertop
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Once Upon A Time In Bananatown
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I only leave nice yelp reviews it’s called spreading positivity look it up
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
posting overly personal IG content of your baby is so fucking odd dude. your followers dont want to see how your child shit and pissed so bad it leaked out of their diaper. your child doesn’t want people seeing that either
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
What a stupid ass thing to legislate on
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Sometimes I check my old employer’s Glassdoor reviews whenever I need a good laugh
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
There is absolutely no reason why a fucking landlord needs to know how much money is in your bank account when you’re applying for an apartment
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
My BIL complaining to me about “tipping culture being out of hand” when I know his combined household income hahahahah meanwhile I just cried to my bf and told him that being as broke as I am makes me want to walk into traffic (not clickbait)
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human racket @human-racket.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Of course I love my psychiatrist and feel that she’s actually great and has helped me a lot so naturally for that reason it’s not surprising at all that my insurance covers almost none of my appointments with her! so now I have to stop going to her because I literally cannot afford it! awesome!
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