Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As I hit post, she took a phone call. It may surprise you to learn that she took it on speaker phone. Is this real life? 100
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m in a crowded waiting room. There’s a woman here who is watching full volume videos on her phone, no headphones. And the kicker is that she’s watching some right wing shithead loudly disparaging the Cornell Jane Doe. In what universe would anyone find that remotely acceptable? 110
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unless you bashed cops with an American flag. You get pardoned and I’ll create an illegal slush fund for you 021
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The way they broke up the no hitter is almost better than getting no hit would’ve been. 110
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember when my team used to win playoff games. So…long…ago… 000
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’d bet many dollars American that he genuinely doesn’t know how a bill becomes a law. But sure, highest IQs in the world. 031
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve been contemplating getting a Freedy tribute together. 120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The end of every Big Brother season ever. #BB28 0122
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve long said that the worst person in the world is the first person who told John Kennedy that he’s funny. 070
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ll be there for the #Rockets! I am ready to be hurt again! 140
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My Bluesky pals really did make this season way more fun than it had any reason to be. 180
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m very old, so I’m always surprised by how willing I am to think my team is going to win. And as a Houston sports fan to boot! 010
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In fairness, who could have ever predicted that the team with the worst regular season record to ever make the playoffs would end their season in such pitiful fashion? 170
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I guess there haven’t been that many. But we lost ‘em all! 010
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was Jose’s home run in the ninth in Arlington the last playoff game the #Astros won? 120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m ready for October, because I won’t have to watch this team anymore. 020
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The boy’s eighth grade picture. My eighth grade picture. An ongoing series… 120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He’s the only guy I know with multiple lowercase letters on his jersey. 010
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026His Hall of Fame induction is going to incite mass hysteria. 050
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Few things make me as angry as walking a guy after having him down 0-2. #Astros 061
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At least Bryan King can’t come back in. (He can’t, can he?) 110
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Took two pitchers to get three outs. Is that good? #Astros 260
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know what would make this even better? Some AJ Pierzynski stories about the 2005 World Series. #Astros 040
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bases loaded, nobody out, and a gas can on the mound. What could go wrong? #Astros 020
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bringing Bryan King in with multiple runners on base is certainly one way to go. #Astros 050
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I only read articles that quote my posts. I work hard for those eight likes. 120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So many LOLs in that thread. I’m dubious he actually laughed out loud during every post. 010
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Ullola being groomed as a future starter? Or is he exclusively a relief guy? #Astros 130
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026But don’t get me wrong. Home runs are fun, too! 040
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And scoring multiple runs without having to hit a homer? Very refreshing. 030
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I especially love when an intentional walk comes back to bite a team in the ass. #Astros 2120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The absolute hatred it’ll unleash if the #Astros make the playoffs with a losing record. And if they have any success in the playoffs? We could power the Texas grid with the outrage. 080
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you charge the field, jump on your teammates and pour beer on each other if you go 80-82 and win the division? #Astros 450
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, doesn’t everyone play at more or less the same time? That’s sort of a “last day of the season” thing. 120
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like that Jose just tied Joe Morgan, another wee #Astros 2B, on the all time hit list. 050
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it Brown-Lambert-Wesneski if the #Astros make the playoffs? 230