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Andrew Curry

@hulkrunning.bsky.social
698 followers 425 following 848 posts

Born and raised in Houston. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan. Perpetually disappointed Democrat. Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR. currycuts.bandcamp.com

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As I hit post, she took a phone call. It may surprise you to learn that she took it on speaker phone. Is this real life?
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m in a crowded waiting room. There’s a woman here who is watching full volume videos on her phone, no headphones. And the kicker is that she’s watching some right wing shithead loudly disparaging the Cornell Jane Doe. In what universe would anyone find that remotely acceptable?
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless you bashed cops with an American flag. You get pardoned and I’ll create an illegal slush fund for you
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The way they broke up the no hitter is almost better than getting no hit would’ve been.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember when my team used to win playoff games. So…long…ago…
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d bet many dollars American that he genuinely doesn’t know how a bill becomes a law. But sure, highest IQs in the world.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been contemplating getting a Freedy tribute together.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The end of every Big Brother season ever. #BB28
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve long said that the worst person in the world is the first person who told John Kennedy that he’s funny.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll be there for the #Rockets! I am ready to be hurt again!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Bluesky pals really did make this season way more fun than it had any reason to be.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m very old, so I’m always surprised by how willing I am to think my team is going to win. And as a Houston sports fan to boot!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In fairness, who could have ever predicted that the team with the worst regular season record to ever make the playoffs would end their season in such pitiful fashion?
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess there haven’t been that many. But we lost ‘em all!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was Jose’s home run in the ninth in Arlington the last playoff game the #Astros won?
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m ready for October, because I won’t have to watch this team anymore.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t like baseball. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The boy’s eighth grade picture. My eighth grade picture. An ongoing series…
Henry Curry, eighth grade, fall 2026.Andrew Curry, eighth grade, fall 1983.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Astros in three!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, 2022 this ain’t.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Save room for Bennett Sousa!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jose, working that count, as always. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s the only guy I know with multiple lowercase letters on his jersey.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His Hall of Fame induction is going to incite mass hysteria.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta start somewhere! #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Few things make me as angry as walking a guy after having him down 0-2. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least Bryan King can’t come back in. (He can’t, can he?)
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do like this Ullola kid, though. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I presume we have 25 more guys in the pen?
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took two pitchers to get three outs. Is that good? #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what would make this even better? Some AJ Pierzynski stories about the 2005 World Series. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bases loaded, nobody out, and a gas can on the mound. What could go wrong? #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sigh. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bringing Bryan King in with multiple runners on base is certainly one way to go. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh, why not? #Astros in two.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I only read articles that quote my posts. I work hard for those eight likes.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll be taking no questions at this time.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So many LOLs in that thread. I’m dubious he actually laughed out loud during every post.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rangers lose!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rangers coming back in the ninth!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Ullola being groomed as a future starter? Or is he exclusively a relief guy? #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But don’t get me wrong. Home runs are fun, too!
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And scoring multiple runs without having to hit a homer? Very refreshing.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I especially love when an intentional walk comes back to bite a team in the ass. #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The absolute hatred it’ll unleash if the #Astros make the playoffs with a losing record. And if they have any success in the playoffs? We could power the Texas grid with the outrage.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you charge the field, jump on your teammates and pour beer on each other if you go 80-82 and win the division? #Astros
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, doesn’t everyone play at more or less the same time? That’s sort of a “last day of the season” thing.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that Jose just tied Joe Morgan, another wee #Astros 2B, on the all time hit list.
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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it Brown-Lambert-Wesneski if the #Astros make the playoffs?
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