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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the Verizon Center was called "The Cell", why isn't the Lenovo Center called "The Hot Chip"?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Cats love cat hats!"
A screenshot from World of Warcraft, showing the monthly rewards purchase screen for "Archmage's Familiar", a Siamese cat wearing a lil' wizard hat. His animation shows him attacking things, which in my experience is what happens when you put a hat on a cat.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Theory: although insurance is inherently a socialist idea, for-profit insurance invariably has a second-order effect of increasing fraud, because there's little financial incentive in fraud prevention beyond routine denial of claims.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BE NOT AFRAID
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mid-80s dad has a hard time walking but still volunteers at his local Humane Society. Gets him out of the house, for quality dog time.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's "baby shoes, never worn" is "spoiler alert: boat sinks"
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Free practice 1 for the Bahrain Grand Prix is starting soon. For security purposes, it is being held at 7:30AM Bahrain time in the hopes that this is too early for the IRGC drone guys to wake up and bomb shit and also Bahrain has been temporarily moved to Malaysia.
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎉🎉🎉
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does it seem weird to anybody else that there's an entire subgenre of anime where the demons are the good guys? I can't help but think that, if this had happened thirty or forty years ago, Jerry Falwell and his ilk would have never shut the fuck up about it.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you survive your death sentence, they should have to let you go.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haters gonna hate, Yankees gonna yank.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a well-known fact among management that people will work better if we add some more arbitrary cruelty.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's the opposite of Roko's Basilisk? Hark's Minotaur?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna need to get an inline Plex box as a platform to build a killfile for commercials, if for no other reason than ads in the baseball game should not be talking about my groin.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chicago Pope, undefeated in the playoffs
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the bright side, it saves money on fact-checking, because you could put any damn thing there and people would go "...eh, seems legit". Try it yourself! Today Trump said ___________ I'll go first. Today, Trump said that we must destroy the moon.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I'm usually not a fan of top-heavy organizations, it seems apparent that the DoD IG needs a special assistant, call it Assistant Undersecretary for Mister Secretary Have You Lost Your Fucking Mind, who would stand behind the SecDef and poke him with a sharp stick when he says stupid shit
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"no weirdos" and "no radicals" says the guy who has apparently never seen a rifle platoon?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Similarly: Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Why, he was only five foot two, but girls could not resist his stare.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'nouveau dipshit'
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is easier to take if you're a Chicago sports fan.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(nods head sagely) ooooh, wah-ah-ah-ah
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After all these years, it's cool to see that Ralphie has finally made something of himself.
Ralph Wiggum's promo headshot, captioned "I'M A DICTIONARY!"
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Statistically, Case Keenum is now the third greatest quarterback in Chicago Bears history, after Jay Cutler and Mike Tomczak.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody told Pat Macafee to dress like a grownup? Or does he have plans later for a fancy night out, like, at Portillos or something?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum vs. Andy Dalton? ... what year is this?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In response, Antifa immediately moved a 155mm artillery piece into the newly-opened space.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
April 27, 2027 (REUTERS) - In a widely-expected order earlier today, he Supreme Court has ruled 5-4 that smearing shit on the walls is an activity constitutionally-protected by the First Amendment. "What was Benjamin Franklin if not the original shitposter?" Brett Kavanaugh wrote for the majority...
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Counterpoint: if you don't want my women friends to have healthcare, my brown friends to have safety, or my trans friends to exist, you're an asshole. I'm not inviting you to dinner. Fuck you.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BBC "police expert" talking about how brave the police are, over B-roll of the bomb squad's robot dog, that's some top shelf Comedy Cellar material, right there WHO'S A BRAVE LITTLE ROBOT DOGGIE? YOU ARE!
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'm trying to circumvent using the word buffoon..." ...but WHY???
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I realize that the NYTPitchbot "I can't top this" thing is rapidly getting played out as reality and farce converge, but this same story was done a few days earlier, in the Onion, titled something like "JD Vance booed in annual visit to wife's bedroom". BOOOOO GET SOME NEW MATERIAL
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this is the primary erosion of US soft power; not that Trump can't be trusted, but that the USA can't be trusted.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big if true and by 'big', I mean crazy ape bonkers with a chainsaw and sex insane in a membrane what the fuck are we even doing here
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's like if Barbara Streisand founded a consultancy to help people avoid the Streisand Effect, that was later found to be unethical, but then she tried and failed to have the story covered up, causing even more negative publicity...
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I spend a lot of time making fun of the Nationals, but I gotta say: Mets, I was not familiar with your game.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear the Legal Bluesky: Hypothetically, assuming a sane, sensibly-run DoJ that is interested in the pursuit of actual justice, how many people go to jail and for how long? Does everyone who saw some of the 80+ tons of meat, zero inspectors, and fake inspection stickers get a ride? Why or why not?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shartnado
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TLDR summary: if the US would just start doing what they promised back in June. Commentary: Trump has proven himself unreliable, so this is: a) optimistic, b) naive, c) mockery, d) a run for the moral high ground, e) other (explain in comments)
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The customer is always wrong, now” is a great way to capture how specialize finance has ruined everything from our favorite store to your political process. Margins are now the only customer. The only voter. We have but one real way to exert power over any of it anymore.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10. Turns out we do not have to experience the constant drumbeat of this man's lies. Turns out members of the press can do their jobs professionally and dispassionately, reporting on the president while also essentially putting him on mute.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Ig Nobel Prize ceremony is moving to Belgium over the entirely serious concerns attendees have about visiting the USA. How long before the UN does the same, once the administration starts making good on threats like these?
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the dark future, everyone you work with posts an AI-generated novelette to the all-hands list once a day. AI summarizes these, identifies your action items, and uses that to construct your novelette for tomorrow. No one in your company has done any real work in months. Layoffs loom.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Iran's policies notwithstanding, watching their president speak at the UN really drives home how it would be nice to have a leader with fully-formed thoughts, capable of conveying them without sounding like an unintelligent drunk.
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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After a few years of insurance company commercials all being either "all our employees are idiots" or "all our customers are idiots", it was only a matter of time before politicians adopted the same model.
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