iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/05/2026

They tried to Charlie Kirk me, but I am simply too powerful.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/05/2026

While we're waiting on the MAK-90 wood, I bought this Ukrainian KPYK furniture for the SAM5. Multiple days of filing the aluminum pieces to get this to fit. Removed receiver rivets due to bad design. Ukraine has yet to invent manufacturing tolerances. Looks fuckin' sick though.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/03/2026

I made a $50 NY strip fresh from the butcher, sous vide and butter basted with garlic and thyme and served cubed with chives, short sweet potato fries sautéed in beef fat with sage and parmigiana, and a buttermilk biscuit halved with whipped cream. It's not for you. It's for Ted.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 13/03/2026

There are two kinds of people: those who say "What, no, ewww" and those who say "Hell yeah I do" when you ask if they wanna see something gross.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026

Original stock for reference. Way too light, orange-red rather than purple-red, very bad stain job. I've never done anything like this before and I'm so pleased with how it came out.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026

The grip and M-LOK bits were custom made. Needed the stock and upper handguard to match them. Sanded with 600 grit, added eggplant wood stain, sanded with 1000 grit, and then hit them with some 2K clear coat. Very tickled with how it came out.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 28/02/2026

I made you butter-sauteed gnocchi in a creamy slightly spicy San Marzano tomato sauce with a lot of fresh spinach, balsamic onions, finished with parmigianno and a drizzle of honey, served with cheesy garlic bread. Enjoy.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/02/2026

Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.

A nice dark red AK stock next to a much shittier lighter red upper handguard.

Another sanding, a light hit of eggplant wood stain, and some 2K clear coat would make the stock and upper handguard match some bright purply red piece of wood attached to a TDI MLOK lower handguard.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/02/2026

She is obsessed with me and would die for me and I for her. She's my familiar now. I don't even set alarms for work anymore - she wakes me up in the morning by shoveling her nose between my face and the pillow.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/02/2026

Best dog I've ever had, hands down. So loving and pure and grateful and gentle. She just needed some love (and a spay). Results not typical, rescue street dogs at your own risk, etc.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/02/2026

This pit bull was found in the snow, frostbitten paws, jaw askew, teeth broken from being kicked in. Scars on her neck and jaw. Tried to murder every dog she met, would pull the harness so hard she'd choke herself trying to dog fight. Now she has to sleep on her heated blanket with her kitten.

A pit bull, a black juvenile cat, and a black greyhound-lab, asleep on a big blue heated blanket, lit by a nearby lamp. The kitten is sandwiched between the dogs. A pink giraffe dog toy rests nearby.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/02/2026

I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/02/2026

Commenting anything containing "Kalashnicarver" at me is a block. Fuck that guy.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/02/2026

Suspending a pristine never-fired 30+ year-old Chinese AK-47 with a dog leash from a folding ladder and pouring silicone mold around it because my custom wood guy won't make a stock for me unless he has a template for its weirdly angled ass.

An AK variant with a weird angled slant on the back of the receiver and a very long stock tang.

A furniture-less rifle with plastic clay covering up its unmentionables suspended over a glazed white pot on a hardwood floor, bottles of silicone mold next to it, a fur-covered rug, some guitars in the background.

An ass-end negative of the rifle in solidified silicone molding, waiting for some dyed resin.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/02/2026

For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 12/02/2026

I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy.

The caption already described it. It's in a blue bowl, if that helps paint the picture.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/02/2026

Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop.

A black milled AK variant on a glass shelf over some revolvers on display on a bed of puke green.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 04/02/2026

I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026

Would you believe she "ate too much candy earlier" and only had four bites of this. Infuriating.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026

Best chicken parm in the world. Copyright symbol. Guaranteed.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026

You broil the chicken parm's mozz and THEN put the reduced all'assassina sauce on top of the chicken, rather than chicken then sauce then cheese. You gotta maintain crunch. Then mellow out the all'assassina with heavy cream. Serve and/or eat.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026

I made you chicken parm and spaghetti all'assassina. Enjoy.

I already described it in the post caption, man.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 24/01/2026

Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.

A milled Norinco MAK-90 sporter AK-47 variant with an ugly thumbhole stock new in its plastic, surrounded by all-original styrofoam and accessories.

Three AKs displayed in a gun safe: a spruced up Zastava M90, a somewhat unshittified CA C39V2, and the Norinco MAK-90, each with a 30-round magazine that fits their respective aesthetic.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/01/2026

Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad.

A reverse brindle pit bull wearing a bead collar covered in a soft blanket, looking up past the camera.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 20/01/2026

New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/11/2025

Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/10/2025

Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 24/10/2025

There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025

Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?" Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025

Mina was picked up super hungry, maybe 6 weeks old? Very social, zero survival instincts. She's four months-old now. My black greyhound-lab is kinda coparenting Mina with me. Plays with her, grooms her. Mina always sleeps next to her. It's cute.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025

Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned. She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool. Leg progress:

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/10/2025

Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/05/2025

Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/04/2025

For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.

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