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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t

@httpcraft.love
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30s. Leftist. Tech and AK autist. Lockpicker. Pentester. Stray animal rescuer. Excellent cook. Harmonic oscillator. @HTTP_Lovecraft over there

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/05/2026
They tried to Charlie Kirk me, but I am simply too powerful.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/05/2026
While we're waiting on the MAK-90 wood, I bought this Ukrainian KPYK furniture for the SAM5. Multiple days of filing the aluminum pieces to get this to fit. Removed receiver rivets due to bad design. Ukraine has yet to invent manufacturing tolerances. Looks fuckin' sick though.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/04/2026
I'm a patient man.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/03/2026
Goodnight, son.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/03/2026
I made a $50 NY strip fresh from the butcher, sous vide and butter basted with garlic and thyme and served cubed with chives, short sweet potato fries sautéed in beef fat with sage and parmigiana, and a buttermilk biscuit halved with whipped cream. It's not for you. It's for Ted.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026
Original stock for reference. Way too light, orange-red rather than purple-red, very bad stain job. I've never done anything like this before and I'm so pleased with how it came out.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026
The grip and M-LOK bits were custom made. Needed the stock and upper handguard to match them. Sanded with 600 grit, added eggplant wood stain, sanded with 1000 grit, and then hit them with some 2K clear coat. Very tickled with how it came out.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 28/02/2026
I made you butter-sauteed gnocchi in a creamy slightly spicy San Marzano tomato sauce with a lot of fresh spinach, balsamic onions, finished with parmigianno and a drizzle of honey, served with cheesy garlic bread. Enjoy.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/02/2026
I made you some penne pasta. Enjoy.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/02/2026
Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.
A nice dark red AK stock next to a much shittier lighter red upper handguard.The upper handguard matches the stock. Another sanding, a light hit of eggplant wood stain, and some 2K clear coat would make the stock and upper handguard match some bright purply red piece of wood attached to a TDI MLOK lower handguard.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/02/2026
This pit bull was found in the snow, frostbitten paws, jaw askew, teeth broken from being kicked in. Scars on her neck and jaw. Tried to murder every dog she met, would pull the harness so hard she'd choke herself trying to dog fight. Now she has to sleep on her heated blanket with her kitten.
A pit bull, a black juvenile cat, and a black greyhound-lab, asleep on a big blue heated blanket, lit by a nearby lamp. The kitten is sandwiched between the dogs. A pink giraffe dog toy rests nearby.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 20/02/2026
Pit bull Penny.
A copper penny that has been smelted into the shape of a pit bull fighting to keep her eyes open on a black comforter.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/02/2026
I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 17/02/2026
I... uh. Okay, man.
A text conversation in which my wood guy says he can't make a custom stock because he's getting a divorce and shutting down for two months?!
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/02/2026
Suspending a pristine never-fired 30+ year-old Chinese AK-47 with a dog leash from a folding ladder and pouring silicone mold around it because my custom wood guy won't make a stock for me unless he has a template for its weirdly angled ass.
An AK variant with a weird angled slant on the back of the receiver and a very long stock tang. A furniture-less rifle with plastic clay covering up its unmentionables suspended over a glazed white pot on a hardwood floor, bottles of silicone mold next to it, a fur-covered rug, some guitars in the background. An ass-end negative of the rifle in solidified silicone molding, waiting for some dyed resin.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/02/2026
For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy.
What it says on the tin.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 12/02/2026
I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy.
The caption already described it. It's in a blue bowl, if that helps paint the picture.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/02/2026
Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop.
A black milled AK variant on a glass shelf over some revolvers on display on a bed of puke green.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 04/02/2026
I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026
I made you chicken parm and spaghetti all'assassina. Enjoy.
I already described it in the post caption, man.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 30/01/2026
Bruh
Imagine a glom of frozen chicken tenders pulled from a bag that has glued itself into a whole breaded chicken, if you will.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 24/01/2026
Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.
A milled Norinco MAK-90 sporter AK-47 variant with an ugly thumbhole stock new in its plastic, surrounded by all-original styrofoam and accessories.Three AKs displayed in a gun safe: a spruced up Zastava M90, a somewhat unshittified CA C39V2, and the Norinco MAK-90, each with a 30-round magazine that fits their respective aesthetic.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/01/2026
True. Penny is a pretty gal.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/01/2026
Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad.
A reverse brindle pit bull wearing a bead collar covered in a soft blanket, looking up past the camera.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 20/01/2026
New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 28/10/2025
I made you dinner. Enjoy.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/10/2025
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/10/2025
Time for bed. Goodnight.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025
Mina was picked up super hungry, maybe 6 weeks old? Very social, zero survival instincts. She's four months-old now. My black greyhound-lab is kinda coparenting Mina with me. Plays with her, grooms her. Mina always sleeps next to her. It's cute.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025
Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned. She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool. Leg progress:
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/10/2025
Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/05/2025
Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/04/2025
Okay but check this shit out
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/04/2025
I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 06/03/2025
I made you dinner.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 27/02/2025
Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday. She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 27/02/2025
Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 24/01/2025
The party of free speech:
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/01/2025
Yah
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 20/01/2025
Dressed for the weather.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 19/01/2025
Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 12/01/2025
Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here. Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 11/01/2025
A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 10/01/2025
Happy snow day to all who celebrate.
A large backyard covered in a lot of snow considering it's in Memphis. Dogs sniff the snow in the distance. Snow-laden trees populate the background in front of a gray sky.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 10/01/2025
Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 05/01/2025
My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 17/12/2024
Send that risky DM.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 17/12/2024
Reach.
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/12/2024
Let's shoot our other foot, shall we
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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 09/12/2024
Closest you're getting.
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