H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/05/2026They tried to Charlie Kirk me, but I am simply too powerful. 170
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/05/2026While we're waiting on the MAK-90 wood, I bought this Ukrainian KPYK furniture for the SAM5. Multiple days of filing the aluminum pieces to get this to fit. Removed receiver rivets due to bad design. Ukraine has yet to invent manufacturing tolerances. Looks fuckin' sick though. 010
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/03/2026I made a $50 NY strip fresh from the butcher, sous vide and butter basted with garlic and thyme and served cubed with chives, short sweet potato fries sautéed in beef fat with sage and parmigiana, and a buttermilk biscuit halved with whipped cream. It's not for you. It's for Ted. 180
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026Original stock for reference. Way too light, orange-red rather than purple-red, very bad stain job. I've never done anything like this before and I'm so pleased with how it came out. 030
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/03/2026The grip and M-LOK bits were custom made. Needed the stock and upper handguard to match them. Sanded with 600 grit, added eggplant wood stain, sanded with 1000 grit, and then hit them with some 2K clear coat. Very tickled with how it came out. 241
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 28/02/2026I made you butter-sauteed gnocchi in a creamy slightly spicy San Marzano tomato sauce with a lot of fresh spinach, balsamic onions, finished with parmigianno and a drizzle of honey, served with cheesy garlic bread. Enjoy. 180
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/02/2026Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits. 020
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/02/2026This pit bull was found in the snow, frostbitten paws, jaw askew, teeth broken from being kicked in. Scars on her neck and jaw. Tried to murder every dog she met, would pull the harness so hard she'd choke herself trying to dog fight. Now she has to sleep on her heated blanket with her kitten. 281
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 18/02/2026I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy. 150
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 16/02/2026Suspending a pristine never-fired 30+ year-old Chinese AK-47 with a dog leash from a folding ladder and pouring silicone mold around it because my custom wood guy won't make a stock for me unless he has a template for its weirdly angled ass. 190
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 15/02/2026For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy. 0394
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 12/02/2026I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy. 1130
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/02/2026Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop. 111
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 04/02/2026I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year. 0110
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 31/01/2026I made you chicken parm and spaghetti all'assassina. Enjoy. 2200
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 24/01/2026Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism. 290
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 23/01/2026Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad. 1192
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 20/01/2026New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale. 1120
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 25/10/2025Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips. 010
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025Mina was picked up super hungry, maybe 6 weeks old? Very social, zero survival instincts. She's four months-old now. My black greyhound-lab is kinda coparenting Mina with me. Plays with her, grooms her. Mina always sleeps next to her. It's cute. 010
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 22/10/2025Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned. She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool. Leg progress: 120
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 21/10/2025Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy. 060
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 07/05/2025Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any. 2160
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 02/04/2025I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken). 060
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 27/02/2025Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday. She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets. 0130
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 27/02/2025Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit. 150
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 19/01/2025Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do. 1220
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 12/01/2025Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here. Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull. 1189
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 11/01/2025A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening. 150
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 10/01/2025Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley. 0120
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t @httpcraft.love · 05/01/2025My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries. 2140