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@htownmatt.bsky.social
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Was HoustonHomo on the bird app, Travel and history inspire me. Monét X Change called my eyes innocent. he/him

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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
But it’s gotta be someone nobody else knows
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I totally want a severe, cold, mysterious woman in a dramatic black dress, sunglasses, & massive hat to sit at the back of my funeral. She’s silent, enters 30sec before the start of the program, doesn’t speak to anyone, delicately dabs one tear away, then walks out after the service ends.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is why widespread critical thinking skills are essential for the long-term success of society. Beautifully written and clear. Someone with too much money should hire them.
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The Kinky Bros Podcast @kinkybrospodcast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ohhh but we ARE going there… we’re saying things most brothers don’t say to each other! TRAILER OUT NOW! Link in bio! #KinkyBrosPodcast #kinklife #realconversations #brothers @playsbothsides.bsky.social @gryffinrubber.bsky.social
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@brianmc.bsky.social Today’s episode of TeachBrew Ride Home made me think AI coding jobs are starting to sound like K-12 teaching jobs. Multitasking every moment leading to mental fatigue & eventual burnout.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I love this.
Wordplay meme showing classical painting titled “Early Christians” and a picture of actor Christian Slater.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Again, Happy 4th of July and many happy returns. 🍻
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
We are in charge, we always have been, we must always be so.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
5b) That we the people have the right and a duty to defy abusive government, and to provide new safeguards for the future security of whatever way of life we decide is appropriate.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
5a) That it’s probably wise to avoid constant revolution over petty disputes, but whenever there is a growing mountain of evidence that our rights are being crushed under cruel and oppressive leadership, remember this:
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
4) That we have another inborn right to use when the government threatens our way of life: the right to revolt against that government and replace it or change its powers or structures into whatever we the people desire, ensuring our inborn right to enjoy life remains secure.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
3) That we must be wary and watch out for any government that attempts to abuse or eliminate our rights.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
2) That we the people made governments to avoid chaos and make sure as many people as possible can enjoy this way of life.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
1) That all of us are created with the same inborn rights to live life free from the unnecessary interference of others, pursuing our own desires to the fullest.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy July 4th! I happily celebrate this holiday not because of the nation born on this day, but because of the ideals expressed in the document which birthed it. Those ideals form the core of my moral creed. It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
All magic* comes with a price. Watching the epic recaps of OUaT from Whipjack on YouTube got me nostalgic for a rewatch too. *rewatching
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Such great acting from both of them. The books def a commitment. Book 2 has a beautifully written sequence that I’d never seen done before in fantasy that got me hooked. Discovered the audiobooks around Book 6.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nynaeve made me cry 😭 Suian made me cry 😭
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
to whatever marvelous person posted this, you are a shining star
a sticker on a traffic light pole

it is handwritten in purple marker and reads “They want 1930s Germany. They’ll get 1780s France.”
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Joao @joaof.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
More of those to come
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
When everyone wants dinner.
Photo taken from the couch of two cats sitting on a coffee table staring at the camera. Sitting on the floor at the coffee table is a man wrapped in a blanket. All of them look hungry.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Wild that 2050 is closer than 30yrs ago, huh? *ducks for cover*
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
A bowl of 8 unscrambled egg yolks.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Staying warm in Texas
View from a garage looking out on a snow-covered residential streetView of a snow covered residential street. There is about 2 inches of snow accumulated Two smiling men, M & J, wrapped in scarves standing on their snow covered street. Shot from an upstairs window, looking at a snow covered street.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Is it too much to ask for some seasoning? But then you don’t get Wild Child’s that make ‘Good TV’ confessionals and producers end up pulling a Shuga Cain.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The power of those “Unsubscribe” links at the bottom of marketing emails, I wasn’t prepared for how much nicer checking my email got. It also made using my phone in general better since there weren’t 22 spam emails I had to delete every time I unlocked the screen.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year” Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy 2025 to you and yours 😁 🥂 🎆 💙
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Werk. people.com/us-flags-wil...
people.com
U.S. Flags Will Fly at Half-Staff for Jimmy Carter During Donald Trump’s Inauguration
American flags will fly at half-staff at all U.S. federal buildings in honor of Jimmy Carter, who died on Dec. 29, during Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration in January 2025.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
A man who recently woke up wrapped in a brown faux fur blanket.
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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So let’s talk about a young man named Luigi. Mid-twenties, he is enraged by the callousness of those who are hoarding resources at the expense of the masses. So he decides to make a powerful public statement and assassinate a prominent figure. +
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sounds like it was an age of glittering opulence supported by amass of gritty hardship. A Gilded Age you might say.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
Ornament hanging on Christmas tree. It’s a pink unicorn riding in the back of blue and yellow TRex.
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Bubbles the Vampire @bubblesvampire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
As a historian this is hilarious.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A college friend asked me to drive him 1.5hrs to the nearest gay bar to celebrate turning in a project. It was my first time in a gay bar. Met him on the dancefloor and we kept seeing each other weekly while I finished my degree. 22yrs later we’re still dancing 💃 🪩
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“Yoon. Your runway shows you do have Nerve, but the call for military takeover was not a serve. My dear, I’m sorry but you’re up for elimination.”
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
A cat standing on a coffee table biting the drawstring of a man’s grey sweatpants
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Our turn to see #Wicked
My husband and I in front of a cardboard advert for the movie Wicked.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Have spent the day reconnecting with family I haven’t seen in too long, eating heaps of good food, and being the Fun G’Uncle hanging with the nephews & nieces.
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
when the edible hits during your family gathering
a giant rudolph balloon for a parade
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
😩 dangit, what was I thinking expecting 5.5lbs of cheese to be enough!
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/11/2024
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year theonion.com/third-amendm...
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You share the excitement, but not the machine? And deprive us other olds from joining the fun? 😝 I’ve been tempted recently to borrow or rent one, just to see what the hype is about.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I couldn’t stop myself, I’m so sorry.
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a man is drinking a cup of pepsi in front of a group of chefs .
Alt: Austin Powers clip where the charcoal is drinking a cup of brown liquid in front of a group of chefs. It leaves foam on his upper lip and the caption says “It’s a bit nutty.”
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
LED screen from a concert venue showing the cover art of Kacey Musgraves’ album Deeper WellPhoto of my husband and me in western wear, excited for the concert
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
Five reindeer plushie toys from the 1980s, two bigger parental ones and three smaller kid ones
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sir Terry! And… and… umm, … the equally adorable one not named after one of my favorite authors!
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s a lot of people’s first FCF on here, remember to adjust your nsfw filers accordingly.
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a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
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