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@htownmatt.bsky.social
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Was HoustonHomo on the bird app, Travel and history inspire me. Monét X Change called my eyes innocent. he/him

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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is why widespread critical thinking skills are essential for the long-term success of society. Beautifully written and clear. Someone with too much money should hire them.
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The Kinky Bros Podcast @kinkybrospodcast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ohhh but we ARE going there… we’re saying things most brothers don’t say to each other! TRAILER OUT NOW! Link in bio! #KinkyBrosPodcast #kinklife #realconversations #brothers @playsbothsides.bsky.social @gryffinrubber.bsky.social
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@brianmc.bsky.social Today’s episode of TeachBrew Ride Home made me think AI coding jobs are starting to sound like K-12 teaching jobs. Multitasking every moment leading to mental fatigue & eventual burnout.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I love this.
Wordplay meme showing classical painting titled “Early Christians” and a picture of actor Christian Slater.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy July 4th! I happily celebrate this holiday not because of the nation born on this day, but because of the ideals expressed in the document which birthed it. Those ideals form the core of my moral creed. It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
to whatever marvelous person posted this, you are a shining star
a sticker on a traffic light pole

it is handwritten in purple marker and reads “They want 1930s Germany. They’ll get 1780s France.”
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Joao @joaof.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
More of those to come
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
When everyone wants dinner.
Photo taken from the couch of two cats sitting on a coffee table staring at the camera. Sitting on the floor at the coffee table is a man wrapped in a blanket. All of them look hungry.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
A bowl of 8 unscrambled egg yolks.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Staying warm in Texas
View from a garage looking out on a snow-covered residential streetView of a snow covered residential street. There is about 2 inches of snow accumulated Two smiling men, M & J, wrapped in scarves standing on their snow covered street. Shot from an upstairs window, looking at a snow covered street.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year” Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy 2025 to you and yours 😁 🥂 🎆 💙
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Werk. people.com/us-flags-wil...
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U.S. Flags Will Fly at Half-Staff for Jimmy Carter During Donald Trump’s Inauguration
American flags will fly at half-staff at all U.S. federal buildings in honor of Jimmy Carter, who died on Dec. 29, during Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration in January 2025.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
A man who recently woke up wrapped in a brown faux fur blanket.
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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So let’s talk about a young man named Luigi. Mid-twenties, he is enraged by the callousness of those who are hoarding resources at the expense of the masses. So he decides to make a powerful public statement and assassinate a prominent figure. +
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
Ornament hanging on Christmas tree. It’s a pink unicorn riding in the back of blue and yellow TRex.
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Bubbles the Vampire @bubblesvampire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
As a historian this is hilarious.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A college friend asked me to drive him 1.5hrs to the nearest gay bar to celebrate turning in a project. It was my first time in a gay bar. Met him on the dancefloor and we kept seeing each other weekly while I finished my degree. 22yrs later we’re still dancing 💃 🪩
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
A cat standing on a coffee table biting the drawstring of a man’s grey sweatpants
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Our turn to see #Wicked
My husband and I in front of a cardboard advert for the movie Wicked.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Have spent the day reconnecting with family I haven’t seen in too long, eating heaps of good food, and being the Fun G’Uncle hanging with the nephews & nieces.
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
when the edible hits during your family gathering
a giant rudolph balloon for a parade
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/11/2024
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year theonion.com/third-amendm...
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
LED screen from a concert venue showing the cover art of Kacey Musgraves’ album Deeper WellPhoto of my husband and me in western wear, excited for the concert
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
Five reindeer plushie toys from the 1980s, two bigger parental ones and three smaller kid ones
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s a lot of people’s first FCF on here, remember to adjust your nsfw filers accordingly.
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a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
so we moved to bluesky
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Came across a quote that says ‘Storms make trees take deeper roots.’ Sounds like Dolly. Glad my roots are digging deeper here with all you happy horny people. 🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Heard a student say the phrase “most smartest” in class today. My brain replayed this entire scene for me.
Scene from the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. Ellen Barkin is styling Allison Janney’s hair while both are staring directly at the camera
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I haven’t started decorating for the holidays yet, but we did pick up this new addition to Christmas tree:
Ceramic figure of a kneeling man wearing jockstrap, leather harness & wrist cuffs, and a red pup-play hood over his head.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Today my Bluesky experience has hit critical mass. The combo of following enough accounts that I’m interested in and their frequency of posts have hit juuuust right. If it stays like this every day for a week, that’ll be a good sign.
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Ken the Queerbrarian @kenf1008.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
When an average 11th grader correctly uses the term “autodidact” in an essay, pretty safe bet there’s been some generative AI assistance. 🤣
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
This is the way, it has been foretold.
Triptych showing the characters Elvira, Regina from Once Upon A Time, and Agatha Harkness below the text “ every so often there comes a morally questionable gay witch to guide the generations.”
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hi, my name is Goldilocks can you help me find The Just Right Media Diet? I don’t have the bandwidth to do a daily news morning podcast like NPR’s Up First. Ideally I’m looking for a weekly show/podcast that does a rundown or catchup of that week’s main stories. Any suggestions?
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wow!youmadeit @wowyoumadeitemo.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
There I was, minding my own business sitting on the couch with thoughts spiraling into worry, the sound of a cat yawn snapped me back to reality. Good boy Calvin.
Photo of an orange cat on a blue blanket sitting in a sunbeam.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
@deannaraybourn.bsky.social John & I are 20min into watching the first episode of REN Faire on HBO. It’s crazy bonkers, you’ll love it!
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Just sitting here crying while listening to Tracy Chapman sing Fast Car on the Grammys. W.o.w.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
It’s the annual Talk To Your Neighbors night.
Two men in coats wearing costume dog ears standing outside handing out candy.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I’m not comfortable with the number of life insurance products being advertised during this rerun of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Season two finale of wheel of Time is tonight? As is tradition, I’m reading all the published books* before it comes out so I’m caught up. *Watching the whole season staring from Episode 1
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
There I am, minding my own business working in the computer room. John, listening to Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings in the living room: “OW!”
A man laying in front of a couch with one leg still on the cushions, laughing.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Wheel of Time Ep1 - Introducing Verin and having her say the line “I know.” later that same episode 🫡🥳🤩 I see what happened there, bravo! Couldn’t look away when Meera Syal was on screen, can’t wait to see what else she brings to this beloved character.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I’m very happy with Ep 1 of Wheel of Time season 2. The core elements of these characters are plain to see, even with the adaptations necessary for television. That was more often not the case with season 1.
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Matt @htownmatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
If I want to reheat my pizza from last night, does anyone know how long I have to leave it in direct sunlight until it’s ready? 🥵☀️🫠
Screenshot of a forecast app that shows a temperature of 101 degree.
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