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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the single most true thing about teaching (and schooling) and it’s not even close- there may as well not even be a second thing.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On 9/11 I was home waiting to start my sophomore year of college. I was sleeping in as a 19yo is wont to do and my mom burst in and said “wake up, we’re under attack” and I thought “this is a long way to go to get me out of bed”.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Clint Barmes breaking his collarbone when he fell while carrying deer meat that had been gifted to him by Todd Helton
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“I haven’t fact checked it but you know” is a great way to say “here’s something that I desperately want to be true because it confirms my priors so I’ll treat it as such irrespective of the truth value of it”
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Bears absolute refusal to get a premier or even solid developmental edge rusher for the last several years is deeply confusing to me.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump standing in the jungle room at Graceland in Memphis looking like a kid whose mom made him go to an art museum. What a singularly joyless human being.
Trump standing in the jungle room at Graceland looking miserable
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Counterpoint: it’s good Khamenei is dead, and also constitutional order is in fact a good thing, and neither of these means the war is a good idea.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me teaching high school then coming home to 6- and 10-year-old kids
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’m not saying dumb people can’t be dishonest, but the bar for proof is a little higher because they dumb
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This man is one of Bill Swarski’s superfans. “Da Bears” is his mating call, he just hasn’t heard it yet.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“I’m not so careful with what I say” is the understatement of the… year? Decade? Century? Millennium? Anthropocene? Universe?
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You may be racist, but is your response as a white woman to criticism of Charlie Kirk to call a black woman “Klandace”? For the record all the people mentioned suck. It gives me no pleasure to defend Candace Owen’s against racism.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Two things can be true: the killing of Charlie Kirk was wrong and it’s a tragedy for his family, and that he was a terrible person and the world as a whole is likely better off without his platform for bigotry and, frankly, immorality.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This IPA has cascade, simcoe, centennial, chinook, and citra hops
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Your yearly Labor Day reminder that if it were up to capital we’d all be fifth grade dropouts working 85 hours a week for scrip.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Reform incorporation laws so individuals can be more easily held civilly and criminally responsible for the behavior of their businesses We need to massively increase the IRS so THEY can calculate your taxes, plus more trenchant enforcement Eliminate tax write-offs in favor of direct subsidies
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is only true if by “ugliness” you mean “Republican nominees subject to Senate confirmation lying under oath because accurately describing their views makes them unpalatable to most people and they don’t want to get voted down”.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
At this point I can only assume that Israel has willfully decided to learn all the wrong lessons from Jewish history.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trump is absolutely the sort of person who could be persuaded to take the fall for some dipshittery in high school as long as a) he thinks the cool kids will like him, and b) it doesn’t obviously look like taking the fall. Sort of “yes, I was the one who spray-painted a penis on the principals car”
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My hot take is the journalistic standard of “the view from nowhere” is a large part of why we’re in this mess and at some point you have to go with basic human decency over tight-assed decorum.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is, at least in theory, the exact sort of collective action problem that government is used to solve.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
For that matter, why is no one named Adolph anymore?
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It’s somehow worse! He’s destroying a black neighborhood in Memphis to power the website pushing white genocide bullshit!
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Venn Diagram of “it’s your patriotic duty to stay healthy” and “covid is just a bad cold, you can’t make me wear a mask asshole” is an single circle.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Remember, ACAB is a better guiding philosophy than assuming the good faith of law enforcement.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I feel like people never realized the lesson of “Jurassic Park” (book and movie) was that there’s a difference between can and should
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I keep drafting and discarding pithy and witty responses, but the fact of the matter is that “politician” and “government” are jobs that have always drawn threats. I wish it were only so in the most extreme cases, like disappearing people off the streets, but my daughter also wanted a pony.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is the John Kerry swift boat playbook. Kerry had an unimpeachable (in theory) military record and Bush was a draft-dodger, so the Rs hit Kerry’s source of strength and it worked. The only difference is Dems don’t have to lie and slander to do this well.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ironically, the ADL gives Jews a bad name.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is because Trump doesn’t give one wet shit about any Jew who isn’t handling either his money or his daughter.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It’s a real debate as to whether that’s the funniest/dumbest lie in the report or if it’s the claim that a guy who consumes only the most processed of foods has the resting heart rate of a distance runner.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Same photo
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My sister would be uninsurable and broke (at best) without the ACA forcing companies to cover her Crohn’s disease so @shaunheiser.bsky.social can go fuck himself hard.
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Shot/Chaser
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McJew @hsmccann.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The editors at @espnplus.bsky.social must have the holiday off
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