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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/09/2026

Prisoner number 62825-025. King Kong. Convicted March 2, 1933.

harold perrineau as augustus hill in hbo’z oz, doing the thing where he introduces a prisoner and tells you what they did then it cuts to a grainy flashback of the crime

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 26/08/2026

when your testimony goes really well

iphone notification from NPR News, Yesterday, 5:54 PM: Adam Mosseri, head of Instagram, testifies in defense of Meta in child safety trial.

iphone notification from the new york times, 4 minutes ago: Meta reached a settlement of up to $17.1 billion with states and has to make changes over claims that it endangered children.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 12/08/2026

the number one purpose of posting, to me, is to take an intrusive thought and unleash it upon the world/into the void, freeing me from its grasp.

Letterboxd review screenshot for SACK LUNCH (1997). Poster on the left has the title in orange capital letters above an image of a SEEMINGLY normal family inside a brown paper sack.

Reviewed by Ebenes. 5 stars and a heart. Review reads:

"Don't you want to know how they got in there? So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?"

11,465 likes

No, it doesn't make sense that she's still asking these questions after having seen the film. Presumably the film answers these questions. Leave me the fuck alone.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 01/08/2026

when you know the tv is about to be good

screenshot from The Closer S05E06 Andy Daly with the caption Guest Starring Andrew Daly

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 25/07/2026

Back In My Day This Was The Only Edging We Needed

edge pieces of a jigsaw puzzle on a round black table

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 03/07/2026

this has gotta be the hardest national anthem origin story

excerpt from Wikipedia page for Moufdi Zakaria

“…Algerian activist, nationalist, poet and writer. He wrote the lyrics of Kassaman, the national anthem of Algeria, purportedly with his own blood while imprisoned by the French in 1955.”

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 24/06/2026

somehow bleaker than all the AI-adjacent job listings

job title from linkedin posting: Junior TikTok Shop Affiliate

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 18/06/2026

also realtors are using AI to do “virtual staging” and it’s pretty funny because you end up with shit like this

two photos on a house listing. first one shows a lush yard and a spacious concrete patio with some nice landscaping along the exterior wall. it is labelled “Back Yard - Virtually Staged”. Below it is an actual undoctored photo showing that the lawn looks like shit and the patio looks smaller than the “staged” one and there’s no landscaping along the wall

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/05/2026

man this apartment building in dallas completely blew the fuck up crazy style

helicopter photo of an apartment building in dallas that blew up crazy style. raging fire, dark smoke, completely obliterated structure

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 20/03/2026

looking at phone charger shit on etsy and apparently the new frontier in EDC shit is having a charging dock that has a spot for your gun

screenshot from etsy search results. first result: image of a gun propped on a charging dock by sticking the peehole of the gun onto a metal rod??? second result: another charging dock with a gun.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 19/02/2026

i think they finally did it. i believe the dallas stars have succeeded in running my ass off.

dallas stars season ticket invoices.
2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs
Balance Due: $10,384.00

2026-27 Membership
Balance Due: $12,050.00

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 16/01/2026

damn they really do have all sizes.

Screenshot of portion of Amazon page for a fridge drink organizer. Heading reads "All sizes of drink organizers".
Below heading are five pictures of products for sale
Picture 1: The drink organizer.
Picture 2: A food warming mat labeled "Food Warming Mat".
Picture 3: A food warming mat labeled "Warming Mat Waterproof".
Picture 4: A food warming mat labeled "Small Food Warming Mat".
Picture 5: A set of tools for use with matcha labeled "Matcha Whisk Set (6 pcs)".

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 09/01/2026

did one of them Adopt a Whale things for my wife a few years back and he finally got sighted again. love this dude's tail.

a humpback whale's tail emerges from the ocean, mostly black but with all kinds of white markings and scoring. its really cool

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 16/12/2025

yearly reminder that if you like to get real weird with your wall calendars, 2026 has the same calendar as 2015, 2009, 1998, 1987, 1981, and 1970.

2009 Sarah Palin wall calendar. She's standing in front of a backdrop of an American flag and a mountain, and obviously is holding a gun.

1998 The Avengers wall calendar. Not the popular Avengers. Also, inexplicably, not from the 1998 Uma Thurman version of The Avengers. Straight from the 1960s TV show.

1987 "Star Trek Hysterical Calendar". Presented by Datazine Publications. Features some delightful cartoons of the characters from the Original Series.

1970 tapestry-style tea towel wall calendar with 3 poodles on it. Days and months listed in both German and French and presented in an incomprehensible format.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 11/12/2025

big deal, you should have heard the shit Mr. Game Show was saying to me about the REAL owner of the Liancourt Rocks back in 1992

mr game show. a dumb childrens toy i had that ran a little game show for you with a quintessential gameshow looking host. wink martindale x terrance and philip kinda vibes.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 29/10/2025

i got banned from parler pretty much immediately for impersonating john bolton but i havent been able to bring myself to unsubscribe from their marketing emails. "the shoes are a bit much dude"

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 17/10/2025

i mean look at this shit. just all over the place

four retired number banners for the dallas mavericks hanging in the american airlines center, all varying slightly in font, size, and placement of logos and text elements

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 03/10/2025

oh and the ones that aren't directly about it use some horrendous AI thumbnail

thumbnail for a continuing legal education course. some really stupid AI generated image of a surgeon doing surgery on a hugeass book. the book is like 6 feet tall and it consists of big tax-related words typed sideways. also theres like a little dude standing by the book? i dont know what the little dude means. the course title is "Anatomy of a Civil Tax Controversy, Part I"

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 01/09/2025

you would never in a trillion years guess who the musician is

reddit screenshot
r/relationships

“my boyfriend (15m) is making me (15f) jealous over a musician, how do i tell him/what do i do?”

it’s john linnell from they might be giants

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 29/08/2025

find and explore the inner punishment chamber of THE HOLE

screengrab from old MTV show Feare

doofus looking 2000 mtv kid stands outside wearing a headset
text on screen:
derek
dare: find and explore the inner punishment chamber of THE HOLE and remain for 15 minutes

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 21/08/2025

in case you wonder where all the "savings" from doge are going, or how much they have to pay people off to abandon any pretense of ethics or humanity

ICE attorney job listing.

"Join the dedicated appellate practitioners in the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Office of the Principal Legal Advisor (OPLA) Immigration Law and Practice Division (ILPD) across the country and assist in shaping immigration law to protect our homeland. This position may offer up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses."

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 14/08/2025

Waldo's evil-yet-similar enemy, Odlaw, debuted in 1991's Where's Waldo? The Magnificent Poster Book. Mario's evil-yet-similar enemy, Wario, debuted one year later in the 1992 Game Boy game Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. You're a fool if you think that's a coincidence.

It's Odlaw, from Where's Waldo. He looks like Waldo but has a mustache and wears yellow and black stripes instead of red and white. He is the true original while Wario is a sick imitation.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 05/08/2025

this jim acosta interview is nuts

Tim Heidecker and ex Ayaka greet the virtual recreation of their deceased son, Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr.

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 05/08/2025

truly every inch of the onion makes it worth subscribing

The Onion, print edition. Vol 61, Issue 29, July 2025. Page 3.

The Onion’s standard filler text, “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amount of blood”, repeated dozens of times. A pull quote at the top right says “You wouldn’t nuke a guy with glasses, would you?”

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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 31/07/2025

PepsiCo... you gotta listen to me. Your distribution sucks. It's shit. I need Pepsi Zero Sugar in every store. You got Pepsi heavy at Costco but not your best product? And forget about actually being able to find limited time flavors anywhere. Work on that and it may truly be the decade of Pepsi.