tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/09/2026king kong survived and was sentenced to three consecutive life terms. he was transferred to ADX Florence in 1997 after killing a guard in a botched escape at rikers island. his cell is next to dzhokhar tsarnaev and zacarias moussaoui 100
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/09/2026faith hill to carrie underwood was a harbinger of the downfall of america 011
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/09/2026i know what they mean but “non-invasive” doesnt seem accurate to describe the thing where you poop in a box and mail it to someone 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 27/09/2026hes a big city doctor… but hes about to find out what this small town has to offer. 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 25/09/2026already had a pretty low opinion of The People Who Decide Who Gets Jobs tbh 010
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 24/09/2026C&C Music Factory stands for Cookies & Cream Music Factory. 020
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 24/09/2026it brings me no joy to report that it's el scorcho and it's not close. 030
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 24/09/2026i liked The First Two Pages of Frankenstein. thats me. thats just who i am. sorry 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 23/09/2026i dont read books anymore. i prefer to read little posts people make that make me feel really bad. 000
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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 22/09/2026if i google for like John Doe from XYZ Inc, half the time the first result will be John Doe from ABC Inc while the right one is like 3rd or 4th or worse. how do you even program a search engine to do that. "hey we should change this to completely ignore the users inputs sometimes" 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 21/09/2026im not posting a list of the best tv shows because it would make everyone else feel bad with how correct i was. 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 20/09/2026arkansas state has a dude named five hamilton that wears #5 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 20/09/2026Look you just can’t expect to beat Kentucky at home, Aggies need to set their sights lower 021
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran will be replacing Kyle Gass in Tenacious D 040
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 17/09/2026oliver platt on the dumb dick wolf hospital show is like when shohei ohtani was on the angels. tungsten arm o’doyling everyones ass 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 16/09/2026i very rarely shazam bad songs but i heard one so bad once i had to know who to blame and youll never guess which spineless ginger shithead was responsible 010
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 16/09/2026got these blumhouse cheetos they taste crazy as hell 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 14/09/2026ed sheeran legendary bitch. first ballot bitch hall of famer 030
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 14/09/2026they should just make the whole team out of the javonte williams 000
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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 11/09/2026"comparison is the thief of joy" is a good adage, but i don't think it's nearly as good as some of the other ones out there. 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 11/09/2026not sure why the nazi rally at the AAC requires dallas pd to circle my house with a helicopter 300 times 001
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 09/09/2026they made the parking lots at the nazi rally look like internment camps, very on brand 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 08/09/2026SMU was 0-12 in the WAC my freshman year and now they go on the road and beat florida state and it’s expected. what a world 001
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 07/09/2026if youre like me before today and love Stop Making Sense and David Byrne and hadn’t watched American Utopia yet, you should watch it because it’s awesome 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 05/09/2026I strongly disagree with all the bad things that are happening. 110
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 04/09/2026ive never doubted isak for a moment and you cant prove otherwise 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 04/09/2026Bird facts: doves love to fly into glass windows and leave a perfect little mark that looks like \ O / 010
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 02/09/2026some facts: 1. victory+ launched 2. later, they added frankly hockey 3. victory+ died connect the dots 000
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 01/09/2026confidential to the bigwigs at Ritz Crackers: picture this - “double stuf” versions of the peanut butter and cheese ritz sandwiches 010
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tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 31/08/2026i’m lester freamon and i’m here to say: i love to make furniture in a miniature way 140
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 28/08/2026the u2 album they gave everyone for free wasnt bad. ungrateful gits the lot of us! it was really funny last time i went home and my mom was playing music and the playlist was like half U2 and i was a little confused and then she said “i finally figured out how to play [dead] dads playlist” 030
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 26/08/2026when will the go off kings finally be made to answer for having hasan on their stream for 10 awkward seconds seven years ago 010
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 17/08/2026projected heat index in dallas next wednesday is 123° :) :) :) 010
tenga egg stuck to shoe @hrkac.fun · 12/08/2026the number one purpose of posting, to me, is to take an intrusive thought and unleash it upon the world/into the void, freeing me from its grasp. 000
