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Kate Gray

@hownottodraw.bsky.social
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I write games & jokes. Sometimes both. ⌛ past: journalist & presenter @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc 🔮 present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure @ Nova Scotia, Canada

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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t know how to feel about the fact that the first gummy military hero I took out of the bag had lost his leg
A yellowish white gummy soldier in a pose that looks like he’s running while looking up at the sky, as if seeing a plane overhead dropping a bomb. it’s so weird! also his gummy foot has come off, but was still in the bag
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thank u for ur snackrifice????
a bag of gummies labelled “military heroes”. they are all shaped like soldiers. it’s as weird as it sounds a photo of a red gummy military hero. he is balancing some kind of large gun on his shoulder, but because he is gummy, it is very flaccid. his leg is also bent upwards because it is gummy. I don’t know if that makes him eligible for a medical discharge but it can’t be good
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
laptop so smart it can teleport
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
40% off means you only have to get to room 27.6
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when your game doesn’t have the ability to name your character, you just gotta lampshade it HARD
A screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure. My Sweet Piano, a pink sheep, is asking the player “that’s how you spell your name, right?” 

The player has three dialogue choices:
1.  Yep, 18 vowels, that’s right
2. The P is silent!
3. You even remembered where to put the semicolon!
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep singing “Smeeeet Home Alabama” to myself
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
did they run out of Ws at the sign factory
A sign that reads “home sweet home” except the w in sweet is an upside down m, for some reason
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you’re the coolest and you deserve great things! super happy for you, pal 💕
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh hehehaha sorry! I have been doing this for almost 10 years so I’m probably not the best person to answer that question, i’ll let someone else take over
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
many of the guidelines are left up to the judges — we get to decide things like “what does “best narrative” mean” or “is a game indie if it has a publisher”. mostly we just discuss each game and our thoughts in a forum with other judges, and then vote for which awards you want to nominate it for
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the good kind of weaponised incompetence
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been mulling over this for a while, but if you're a game journo who has worked under Valnet and want to confidentially share your views on how the company is managing its publications and treating workers, I am all ears. Signal: kerrblimey.43 Email: chris.kerr@verticalslice.news DMs open
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
holy water and holy fire imply the existence of holy earth and holy air
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
loser behaviour imo (them, not you, you’re cool)
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026
You don't have an inalienable right to be an antisocial dipshit because you're doomscrolling all day and it makes you feel terrible. There are no qualifiers to this. You are not released from the obligation to try to be decent just because Elon Musk is lighting the world on fire.
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ben swinden @benswinden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing Inktober for the first time in years, using prompts from www.instagram.com/cursed.relics/ 01 - Thornblade
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
channelling Mr Editor energy: yeah sure we'd LOVE you to cover Wolverine. through a queer lens, right? or a femme lens? whatever. write about how hot and sexy he is, haha. but not too much. also if the comments hate it, we're just gonna throw you to the wolves. or should I say WOLVERINES! hahahaha
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 10/09/2026
y'all ever think about how many women in game media have to pivot to being "the indie game person" or hyper-focus on a specific underserved niche because basically 90% of triple-a reviews get assigned to cishet men?
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'd advise editors to ask themselves: if you never get women pitching your site or applying for your jobs, why is that? Do you read female writers- and if not, why? Do you talk to women about whom they are reading, or do you only talk about work with other men? Not all of our biases are conscious."
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’ve explained that to myself as “people don’t usually wear clothes out of the shop”, but I agree
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thank you so much, Matthew :)
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish there were more holidays where you get to hang out and wear pretty outfits and smooch and get nice photos :)
a black and white photo of a couple in wedding outfits. the bride is in a champagne (it looks white in black and white) dress and is picking the skirt up to walk across the grass as she ducks under a tree. the groom, behind her, brushes aside branches to follow. they both look so happy yay
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A TODDLER!!!!!! aaaah congrats even though that’s so late haha 💕
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heated Roverlry
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
or maybe WALL-Ecule
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and it’s called “Red Rover, Red Rover, Why Don’t You Come Over”
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know several men in games journalism who would specifically taunt and piss them off without noticing that *we were the ones in the pit with the angry dogs they were riling up*
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aren’t they lucky that society spent the last 12 years specifically trying to eradicate women in journalism so they can finally get back to talking about the same 10 games from their childhood plus Dark Souls
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Margue-last-rites
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
perfect. totally perfect
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what about “hootie fruity” to lacrimosa
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hard day in the art mines!!!
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of them took me like 6 hours to slow cook into a paste, and the other one would be just fresh tomatoes in a blender, maybe lightly cooked on the stovetop. I don’t know if compote is the official word here, but I feel like it deserved some kind of fancy name for how long it took :)
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the jeans themselves are from Gap, though! I don’t know if it’s a sign of being in my 30s but i’m really into Gap right now
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know if this is helpful, but my local thrift store ALWAYS has a billion pairs of jeans (high quality, too!) and the best, most flattering jeans i’ve ever bought were like $11 from there
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love a food project weekend 👍
chicken parmesan made with homemade tomato compote, topped with fresh basil leaves beautiful brown caramelised onions that have been reducing in a cast iron pan for two hours a slow cooker full of beef short ribs, homemade chicken stock, and red wine. there is a lot of steam coming off it
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I firmly believe any level of celebrity or fame is inhumane
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oooh nude cube life drawing
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t talk about this a lot, because I’m still pretty fucked up about it, but it happened to me (in a much more minor way) and it ruined my life for YEARS. even if I did make a mistake, my punishment almost killed me. it’s hard to talk about because many people still think I deserved it.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really hope that people learn that there is nuance to every situation, even the ones that look black-and-white, and we do not need to immediately jump to the absolute worst-case scenario so we can parade someone through the social media square and feel good about it
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know it sounds hyperbolic, because usually when these things go viral, you just see a few people posting about it, memeing about it, and joining in on the jokes. but it’s AWFUL. death threats, doxxing, harassment, people finding and threatening your family. over what? potentially being a bad dad?
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
going viral is always a massively disproportionate punishment for whatever crime the internet decides you committed. even when the target DID do something wrong, it’s not “the consequences they deserve”, it’s medieval public shaming, and it has caused more than one person to decide death is better.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whenever people say “cancel culture isn’t real, it’s just facing the consequences of your actions” I think about all the people who were the target of the internet’s hate for things they didn’t do, or for things that had much more nuance. it can ruin lives, over things that often do not matter
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
environmental storytelling or passive-aggressive editing
a car window with a sticker that used to say “my favourite people call me nanny” but someone’s removed the last word, so now it just says “my favourite people call me”
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remembered after submitting mine that I did technically break into the VIP area of the IGF awards one time (to hang out with my friends) (sorry)
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This one was real fun to read!! Featuring known fugitives @harris.zone, @hownottodraw.bsky.social, and @hellocakebread.bsky.social among several other mysterious indie dev contributors
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is there a gift link perchance 🥺 I want to share with people! and it’s not the police I swear
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate that it feels like giving up and giving in, but… yeah
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