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Hal

@howlroar.bsky.social
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Luv 2 post. Luv 2 chit chat. Sacramento. I honestly love it here.

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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To my beloved SF boys: if you meet someone from Sacramento and immediately say with disdain, “Why do you live in Sacramento?” you’ve filled in a crucial missing piece in your research as to why I don’t live in SF!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me in Mexico: cómo se dice is anybody watching dancing with the stars?
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slayyyter should write an Octoberfest album /genuine
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
h8 crime
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On hold with Home Depot for an hour… yep this coupon IS legit, and I knew that in my heart of hearts. Did I doubt the coupon/myself at minute 45? Yes! But… free jigsaw is nowington!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really not thinking about all that
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My only opinion that makes me feel old parenthesis I’m actually so young end parenthesis is that I think current coffee drink trends are sick and gross just say you want a milkshake at 7 am ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵛᶦᵃ ᵛᵒᶦᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᴾʰᶦˡˡᶦᵖˢ ⁿᵒʳᵉˡᶜᵒ ᵖᵘᵇˡᶦᶜ ʰᵃᶦʳ ʳᵃᶻᵒʳ
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Methinks it’s been a little light on the c this fcf, darlings
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
no forreal froodle 🫦
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The rise and prevalence of the word dong in the gay community… 6 page research papers due Monday.
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The last like 5 minutes before you start a training run are apocalyptic. Mental darkness.
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ken Jennings: This is Zara Larsson’s best song Me: Escape Ken Jennings: Correct
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
went to the germ
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many folds is too many folds do you think
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You either get this vibe or you don’t get this vibe and it fine either way, seriously
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As expected, I love being a nasty little river rat
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I need to be in the river. Submerged, bitch!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watched twilight in a full theater tonight, and you all wouldn’t get that. It’s a thing, really, for me and my homegirls to enjoy.
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Mikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
y’all are crazy if you think i’m putting pumpkin in my coffee before Labor Day.
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gym pics to give the media tab a lil something something
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is no drug as good as finding a frame at goodwill that fits the print you’re trying to frame. To da veins, boyz
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Boo Radley, you deserved so much more king
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Need to see oklou live (need to experience g-d real quick)
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey siri search Circe fan cam Lady Gaga swine on TikTok exclamation point send
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Open the schools forreal
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Give Matthew 3 drinks and he is GONNA get in the pool
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The instinct to say “That movie…” in the Bailey J Mills voice after watching absolutely any movie
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The real odyssey is when you forget to take your fiber for a few days and then you start taking it again
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me in the theater when I saw the Cyclops / Circe / Scylla / the Laestrygonians 🫦
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Guerneville for Labor Day, girls lemme go get my deet
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A good ol’ bad week! J’hate!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Realizing I haven’t said anything on here is days. That’s so beautiful. The silent of the lambs.
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grilling your own hot dog at butterscotch den is a humiliation ritual lets be forreal
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sufjan ACL performance to feel something this morning
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yesterday as I was running errands I got caught in a Pokémon Go meetup (?) where everyone was holding their phone and roaming around with extra chargers. They weren’t talking, but there were so many people! I was really scared you guys. I don’t want to catch even one single Pokémon!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s not clocking to you all that today is tostada thursday at my local taqueria…
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Girls, I have to tell you: I don’t know you. I got on this app because I took mushrooms twice . So who are you?? Idk. But you are my souls sisters. You, and only you, get me. I love how in sync we are.
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Talking is my favorite pastime, it is so scary. I could actually talk forever, I really feel that.
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
pickleball....gay ass sport
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hottest grocery store employee stocking chives this morning… and guess who absolutely NEEDED chives
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Lipgloss Poppin Girl
ALT: Lipgloss Poppin Girl
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
and this (gestures to a neatly tiered arrangement of obedient bottoms) is my substack
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just get a membership to your local art museum because literally everyone hot is at the art museum
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Alex Dimitrov poetry school 🫦
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Soccer players have the freshest fades. I wish I was their barber
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In a reading slump, Lucy Foley books are like Groupon somatic therapy. And I love it!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
July leos, cats ❤️… august Leos? dogs!
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wanna do a bump (listen to crescendolls while going through tsa)?
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My favorite thing about the fourth of July is asking, “is it the finale?” every few seconds while watching fireworks
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BEYONCEEEEEEE
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Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Woke up still thinking about King Salah
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