Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026To my beloved SF boys: if you meet someone from Sacramento and immediately say with disdain, “Why do you live in Sacramento?” you’ve filled in a crucial missing piece in your research as to why I don’t live in SF! 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me in Mexico: cómo se dice is anybody watching dancing with the stars? 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On hold with Home Depot for an hour… yep this coupon IS legit, and I knew that in my heart of hearts. Did I doubt the coupon/myself at minute 45? Yes! But… free jigsaw is nowington! 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My only opinion that makes me feel old parenthesis I’m actually so young end parenthesis is that I think current coffee drink trends are sick and gross just say you want a milkshake at 7 am ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵛᶦᵃ ᵛᵒᶦᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᴾʰᶦˡˡᶦᵖˢ ⁿᵒʳᵉˡᶜᵒ ᵖᵘᵇˡᶦᶜ ʰᵃᶦʳ ʳᵃᶻᵒʳ 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Methinks it’s been a little light on the c this fcf, darlings 051
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The rise and prevalence of the word dong in the gay community… 6 page research papers due Monday. 020
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The last like 5 minutes before you start a training run are apocalyptic. Mental darkness. 030
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ken Jennings: This is Zara Larsson’s best song Me: Escape Ken Jennings: Correct 110
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You either get this vibe or you don’t get this vibe and it fine either way, seriously 0180
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Watched twilight in a full theater tonight, and you all wouldn’t get that. It’s a thing, really, for me and my homegirls to enjoy. 010
Reposted by HalMikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026y’all are crazy if you think i’m putting pumpkin in my coffee before Labor Day. 11847
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There is no drug as good as finding a frame at goodwill that fits the print you’re trying to frame. To da veins, boyz 020
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hey siri search Circe fan cam Lady Gaga swine on TikTok exclamation point send 030
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The instinct to say “That movie…” in the Bailey J Mills voice after watching absolutely any movie 020
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The real odyssey is when you forget to take your fiber for a few days and then you start taking it again 020
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me in the theater when I saw the Cyclops / Circe / Scylla / the Laestrygonians 🫦 040
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Realizing I haven’t said anything on here is days. That’s so beautiful. The silent of the lambs. 031
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Grilling your own hot dog at butterscotch den is a humiliation ritual lets be forreal 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yesterday as I was running errands I got caught in a Pokémon Go meetup (?) where everyone was holding their phone and roaming around with extra chargers. They weren’t talking, but there were so many people! I was really scared you guys. I don’t want to catch even one single Pokémon! 030
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It’s not clocking to you all that today is tostada thursday at my local taqueria… 120
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Girls, I have to tell you: I don’t know you. I got on this app because I took mushrooms twice . So who are you?? Idk. But you are my souls sisters. You, and only you, get me. I love how in sync we are. 140
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Talking is my favorite pastime, it is so scary. I could actually talk forever, I really feel that. 170
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hottest grocery store employee stocking chives this morning… and guess who absolutely NEEDED chivesstatic.klipy.comLipgloss Poppin GirlALT: Lipgloss Poppin Girl 040
Reposted by Halspooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026and this (gestures to a neatly tiered arrangement of obedient bottoms) is my substack 81077
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just get a membership to your local art museum because literally everyone hot is at the art museum 061
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Soccer players have the freshest fades. I wish I was their barber 020
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026In a reading slump, Lucy Foley books are like Groupon somatic therapy. And I love it! 010
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Wanna do a bump (listen to crescendolls while going through tsa)? 030
Hal @howlroar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My favorite thing about the fourth of July is asking, “is it the finale?” every few seconds while watching fireworks 030