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How I Wet Your Mother

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I just read that in New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

You cannot be pro Trump and pro democracy at the same time

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Bluesky should be called Actual Truth Social

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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Fuzzy noot @fuzzynoot.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

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Ride With The King

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Boobytrap spelt backwards is definitely partyboob

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Break The Chain

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

How many dance instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Five ... six ... seven ... eight!

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Faded af is also faded af backwards

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I hate autocorrect. I’m really starting to get tired of this shirt

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Old people at weddings used to poke me and say "you're next".....well now i do the same to them at funerals

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Clusterfook @clusterfook.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Why isnt a group of squids called a squad?

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I just burned 2,000 calories! That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Endangered Feces @endangeredfeces.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

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Stream Gloria by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Beautifullocity @beautifullocity.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

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