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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So Bluesky banned me because of a Megan thee stallion lyric. I shit you not.

goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s time i speak my truth. Every Aquarius I’ve ever known is as close to a fairy as a human could possibly be. Stop calling us aliens? We are fae

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i asked for my therapist’s advice on how to be less of a bitch and he said “idk i think you need to be more of one” LMAOOOOOO SAY LESS

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My mother loves to recount the time she ruined my romcom moment at a friend’s wedding.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Chile by the time August role around, it’s basically October 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Okay just learned lore about my aunt and it explains why everyone in my family is waiting for me to “turn straight” 🤨

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My and my cat are having matching tummy issues 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My night shift job is texting and calling me…baby i quit like four times over idk who you tryna reach out to.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This post is inspired by that Blood and Bone adaptation. It looks like ass. I don’t wanna see it. The casting is colorist as hell. But i GOTTA see it and get my friends to see it otherwise there will never be another Black fantasy film made ever again😭😭😭😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Idk how to make this make sense, so I’m just gonna say it. I wish Black flimakers were just allowed to be. I wish the likelyhood of ANY Black film being made didn’t depend on people seeing EVERY Black film made.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I have a tuxedo cat, but she’s spiritually orange.

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Dean Barker @deanbarker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you communicate to someone using AI and do not acknowledge that use somewhere in the communication, you are disrespecting the recipient.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Today i received the most hilarious response to ppl in Chicago finding out I’m from Kentucky. The person said “oh! I kinda forgot ppl could come from there!” Yeah that’s fair babe😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Damn just figuring out that i over work myself PAST exhaustion (im talking workinf for 24, 48, sometimes even 72hrs straight) so i don’t have to process the trauma im enduring. Don’t have to engage with The Horrors ™ if i work myself to death :)

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Every time i rewatch Crazy Rich Asians, i mute awkafigga’s parts and play on my phone just to be extra mutually disrespectful.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 19/07/2026

Reminder: Cabo Verde are the second best team in the world! 🇨🇻

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m tryna convince my work i need to go to Brazil next year…not because it’s the women’s World Cup or anything 👀 but if i just so HAPPEN to go to a game when im there??? I mean!! More research for the company!!!

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Btw i fell off when it came to World Cup posting once all the Black countries were booted😭. Cape Vedre was my last straw fr

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My grandpa who’s not really my grandpa but the only grandpa-esque figure I’ve ever known died this weekend. My mom and i (he’s her step dad) both had complicated feelings about his passing. So we bought ourselves matching cowboy boots to get our minds off it ajdjjsdjjdjdn

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I bought a swimsuit so skimpy that imma need to apply for a Brazilian visa😭 i was thinking about going next year anyway, but the itty bitty string monokini may force my hand 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I fear i may have accidentally given myself the forever diarrhea parasite because i trusted a restaurant salad :(

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In their tiny ass brains masking=causation. You’re sick because you mask, and your mask somehow gets everyone around you sick???? But when my last boss allowed me to mask 24/7 at work, I only took 3 sick days in one year. I’ve already maxed out my PTO because of how sick I’ve been this year.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If you try to explain that you’re immunocompromised and have been getting sick every month due to your inability to mask, everyone will gaslight you and keep forcing you to get sick :).

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Let me tell yall how ignorant the Midwest is. If you come to work with a mask on, your manager will ask you to leave because you’re “too sick” to be working. If you ask your doctor for a note to allow you to mask at work, your doctor will diagnose you with “medical anxiety” and refuse your request.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026