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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So Bluesky banned me because of a Megan thee stallion lyric. I shit you not.

goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s time i speak my truth. Every Aquarius I’ve ever known is as close to a fairy as a human could possibly be. Stop calling us aliens? We are fae

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i asked for my therapist’s advice on how to be less of a bitch and he said “idk i think you need to be more of one” LMAOOOOOO SAY LESS

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My mother loves to recount the time she ruined my romcom moment at a friend’s wedding.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Chile by the time August role around, it’s basically October 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Okay just learned lore about my aunt and it explains why everyone in my family is waiting for me to “turn straight” 🤨

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My and my cat are having matching tummy issues 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My night shift job is texting and calling me…baby i quit like four times over idk who you tryna reach out to.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Idk how to make this make sense, so I’m just gonna say it. I wish Black flimakers were just allowed to be. I wish the likelyhood of ANY Black film being made didn’t depend on people seeing EVERY Black film made.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I have a tuxedo cat, but she’s spiritually orange.

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Dean Barker @deanbarker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you communicate to someone using AI and do not acknowledge that use somewhere in the communication, you are disrespecting the recipient.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Today i received the most hilarious response to ppl in Chicago finding out I’m from Kentucky. The person said “oh! I kinda forgot ppl could come from there!” Yeah that’s fair babe😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Damn just figuring out that i over work myself PAST exhaustion (im talking workinf for 24, 48, sometimes even 72hrs straight) so i don’t have to process the trauma im enduring. Don’t have to engage with The Horrors ™ if i work myself to death :)

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Every time i rewatch Crazy Rich Asians, i mute awkafigga’s parts and play on my phone just to be extra mutually disrespectful.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 19/07/2026

Reminder: Cabo Verde are the second best team in the world! 🇨🇻

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m tryna convince my work i need to go to Brazil next year…not because it’s the women’s World Cup or anything 👀 but if i just so HAPPEN to go to a game when im there??? I mean!! More research for the company!!!

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Btw i fell off when it came to World Cup posting once all the Black countries were booted😭. Cape Vedre was my last straw fr

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My grandpa who’s not really my grandpa but the only grandpa-esque figure I’ve ever known died this weekend. My mom and i (he’s her step dad) both had complicated feelings about his passing. So we bought ourselves matching cowboy boots to get our minds off it ajdjjsdjjdjdn

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I bought a swimsuit so skimpy that imma need to apply for a Brazilian visa😭 i was thinking about going next year anyway, but the itty bitty string monokini may force my hand 😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I fear i may have accidentally given myself the forever diarrhea parasite because i trusted a restaurant salad :(

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Let me tell yall how ignorant the Midwest is. If you come to work with a mask on, your manager will ask you to leave because you’re “too sick” to be working. If you ask your doctor for a note to allow you to mask at work, your doctor will diagnose you with “medical anxiety” and refuse your request.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I need endless Hugo spritzes on the beach. Who’s with me?

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Kenzie said “shit…yall got me🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ “ lmaooo i love women in male dominated fields

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It is a little funny to me that so many ppl were asking for a “joe Rogan of the left” and Hasan said bet ajsjsjdjdj

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My family gets mad at me because I’m “too friendly”. Damn, excuse me for being a deeply curious person with a heart that overflows with love and kindness despite the torture yall put me through. My bad i guess :/

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Gays, i think we need to take the whole summer. It is no longer feasible to squeeze all of these Pride events into june.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Yall i was in a club in Chicago drunk as hell and legitimately stressing ajsjksskksnsns

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Real question: can the citizens/residents of NYC by the Knicks for Dolan 🫩?

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Due to the severity of my mom’s head/brain injuries, she’s had to go natural for the last three years. Phew the way this lady HATES her hair astonishes me. I don’t know how the hell i ended up loving mine so much because goLLY!

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

HAITI LET ME DOWN BUT MY MAYOR MUSLIM, MY BAGELS JEWISH, MY FAITH IS ALIVE, KNICKS IN MUTHAFUCKIN FIIIIIIIIVE

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m at the clue stressing about the Knicks and Haiti games omg i need yall to win so i can shake my ass😭😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Am i rooting for Curaçao because i just got back from there? Yes! Idc the Blue nation finna wash out the competition!!! CURAÇAO ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Mexico, we can’t play like this against Brazil. I’m so serious. VIVA LA MEXICO!! QUIT DROPPING THE BALL BACK TO DEFENSE

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The only decent one i got :/ y’all just gon have to imagine the outfit. Just know i looked good

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

A review of last night’s outfit (which i got no pictures of😭)

A Text exchange. The blue bubble says “i feel like i look like a pony from my little pony but in a cunty way”. The reply in a grey bubble says “this is absolutely correct”

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I don’t get hung over. I just stay drunk until my body metabolizes the liqua. I was drunk until 3pm today 😭😭😭😭 i kept trying to nap it off, and I’d wake up like DAMN??? STILL????

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Saw one of my youngest cousins in the club. Remembered holding her on my hip & teaching her the alphabet. Remembered teaching her how to drive and how to navigate life & the roads. Remembered helping her come out & understand herself. Nearly sobbed at the devastating and inevitable passage of time.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I don’t understand mean drunks :( i get drunk and tell everyone how much i love them:( i know it’s a 12th house thing but dang.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Bro white ppl will deadass compare you to whatever Black person they’re culturally aware of. I’ve been told i look like willow smith, FKA twigs, OBAMA??, Ayo Edebiri, Quinta Brunson, Viola Davis???, Cynthia Erivo, and Freema Agyeman. Mind you. I don’t look like none of these folks😭

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you got capris on, please don’t ask me how you look. I dont have nothing nice to say about that item of clothing 🥴.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Sometimes i think im in a good place, and then i get the overwhelming urge to rewatch fleabag. So. Taking that as a sign i need to get more diligent about finding a trauma therapist sjsjdjsjsjsj

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

If anyone is ever upset that i don’t date yt ppl anymore, i tell them to pick a white boy with a j name to blame. Any of em. All of em. They ruined it. Cuss them out, not me idc they put me through enough.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’m convinced 30 minute lunches exist to instill misery in you.

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goldilocs @howevericonic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I have an urge to join in Twitter arguments so bad, but i don’t wanna make my private account there public. So imma shout into the void here.

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